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Sex preferences

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Sex preferences 2007-01-08 20:42:08


Now guys like it when the girls they fuck are virgins(obviously before they fuck them), do girls like fucking virgin males?


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Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 20:43:18


At 1/8/07 08:42 PM, demonoid777 wrote: Now guys like it when the girls they fuck are virgins(obviously before they fuck them), do girls like fucking virgin males?

How would they know if a guy is a virgin?

Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 20:44:35


no, they like the ones who are almost guaranteed to give them some kind of STD! Har Hardy Har!!! Now how paint your fingernails brown because I hope you look like you've been digging up your ass for shit!!!

Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 20:46:18


virgins are overrated. Only a virgin guy would like a virgin girl because virgins suck and a virgin guy would be inexperienced enough to know that when they just lay there not knowing what to do the sex is terrible. Ive had better jacking off sessions then sex with a virgin girl.


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Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 20:52:39


you know there's an operation so that girls become virgins again,
so you must get an expeienced girl (SLUT)
and give her the operation, best sex ever


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Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 20:55:05


At 1/8/07 08:52 PM, Shanus wrote: you know there's an operation so that girls become virgins again,
so you must get an expeienced girl (SLUT)
and give her the operation, best sex ever

You can't become a virgin again after you had sex, because you know it in your mind even if there aren't any physical signs of it


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Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 20:58:04


At 1/8/07 08:55 PM, demonoid777 wrote: You can't become a virgin again after you had sex, because you know it in your mind even if there aren't any physical signs of it

how you ever taken a health class in school or something you smelly slave? har har hardy har!!!

Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 20:58:55


At 1/8/07 08:55 PM, demonoid777 wrote:
At 1/8/07 08:52 PM, Shanus wrote: you know there's an operation so that girls become virgins again,
so you must get an expeienced girl (SLUT)
and give her the operation, best sex ever
You can't become a virgin again after you had sex, because you know it in your mind even if there aren't any physical signs of it

Yeah but some guys get off on the fact there's blood

i'm not one of those

and obviously you can't get your virginity back
once it's gone it's gone

*SIGH*

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Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 20:59:14


youre saying we all lost our virginity to our mommys?

Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 20:59:34


Does masterbation count as sex? This is pointed more towards girls. Think about it. Girls bleed during their first time, right? But what if they masterbated? Would it bleed too? And if that happened, would they lose their virginity then or when they actually did it with someone?

Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 20:59:54


At 1/8/07 08:56 PM, SeanJoystick wrote: every guy is born not a virgin..... think about it.

Oh boy, another wannabe Freud with no brains....

Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:01:30


At 1/8/07 08:58 PM, JGold14 wrote:
At 1/8/07 08:55 PM, demonoid777 wrote: You can't become a virgin again after you had sex, because you know it in your mind even if there aren't any physical signs of it
how you ever taken a health class in school or something you smelly slave? har har hardy har!!!

I sorta hate you right now. Just to let you know. I don't have a good reason, but the hardy har feels like getting goles drilled through my fingers. (OE reference) Please stop.

Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:02:41


At 1/8/07 08:59 PM, Gendo wrote:
At 1/8/07 08:56 PM, SeanJoystick wrote: every guy is born not a virgin..... think about it.
Oh boy, another wannabe Freud with no brains....

And i've seen him post that before
Proof
go down like 9 posts


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Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:03:45


No, masturbating does not count as losing your virginity for either gender.

And as for girls bleeding when they first do it, is that true? I have never heard that before.


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Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:04:51


At 1/8/07 08:58 PM, JGold14 wrote:
At 1/8/07 08:55 PM, demonoid777 wrote: You can't become a virgin again after you had sex, because you know it in your mind even if there aren't any physical signs of it
how you ever taken a health class in school or something you smelly slave? har har hardy har!!!

Why do you do that gay written laugh at the end of each post?


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Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:05:58


At 1/8/07 09:01 PM, whitepouse wrote: I sorta hate you right now. Just to let you know. I don't have a good reason, but the hardy har feels like getting goles drilled through my fingers. (OE reference) Please stop.

Why dontcha like me you smelly schmuck of a man? Now go stick your face in a loaf of bread because I hope you look like you're getting eaten by Shaquil O'Neal's thighs! HAR HAR HARDY HAR HAR!!!!!
BTW, the title of this topic is descieving, you should have said virginity preference, har hardy har!!!

Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:06:00


At 1/8/07 09:02 PM, Shanus wrote: And i've seen him post that before
Proof

Wow, I never thought such a stupid musing could possibly be posted more than once...

Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:07:04


You really didn't know? Yes, it's true. Like when you hear "I could tell she was a virgin." The doer of said virgin knows because she bleeds out of her vagina the first time. What I want to know is how a dildo is different from a penis! O.O And if it's not, then why shouldn't you bleed when you masterbate with the dildo? The first person you have sex with will probably assume that you've done it before.

Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:07:37


At 1/8/07 09:03 PM, Bovineoverlord wrote: No, masturbating does not count as losing your virginity for either gender.

And as for girls bleeding when they first do it, is that true? I have never heard that before.

It's usually what happens, it's what happens when the hymen breaks

a bit of skin in the vagina

but it can break while not havin sex, like a hard fall or somethin
but if it breaks like that it still means the girls a virgin

not bad from someone who got no sex educaion, eh?

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Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:07:39


At 1/8/07 09:03 PM, Bovineoverlord wrote: No, masturbating does not count as losing your virginity for either gender.

And as for girls bleeding when they first do it, is that true? I have never heard that before.

They bleed if they're impregnated before puberty


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Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:07:44


At 1/8/07 08:46 PM, Viper-Studios wrote: virgins are overrated. Only a virgin guy would like a virgin girl because virgins suck and a virgin guy would be inexperienced enough to know that when they just lay there not knowing what to do the sex is terrible. Ive had better jacking off sessions then sex with a virgin girl.

Not all virgins suck in the sac dude...


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Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:08:56


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Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:09:20


It's a shame that their are NO girls on Newgrounds or eles they could answer all of you perverted questions about dildos popping their cherry! HAR HARDY har haR!!!!

Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:10:02


At 1/8/07 09:07 PM, demonoid777 wrote:
At 1/8/07 09:03 PM, Bovineoverlord wrote: No, masturbating does not count as losing your virginity for either gender.

And as for girls bleeding when they first do it, is that true? I have never heard that before.
They bleed if they're impregnated before puberty

They don't have to be impregnated. You can do it with protection and still cause her to bleed.

Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:12:27


Ok now be honest (which i know about 2 of you will be) how many of you actually have lost your virginity?


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Response to Sex preferences 2007-01-08 21:18:39


I'm ending this thread beacuse it's hurting my head.
Some of you really need some sex ed.


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