now im in the closet
now im in the closet too ooo

At 10/27/06 02:33 AM, Slipknot101 wrote: now im in the closet
now im in the closet too ooo

Good episode.

At 10/27/06 02:33 AM, Slipknot101 wrote: now im in the closet
now im in the closet too ooo

That is a good episode.

Is Tom Cruise really a Scientologist?

yes. check on wikipedia.

At 10/31/06 12:11 AM, akashia wrote: Is Tom Cruise really a Scientologist?

Yes he believes alien spirits brainwashed humans to believe in christianity and every other religion.

I thought the aliens were brainwashed into thinking that they were all the same thing. I dont think Scientology has anything to do with other religions, because you can be a Scientologist AND a Christian (or a Scientologist and a Jew).

If you defeat John Travolta he give's you the might e meter

At 10/31/06 01:13 AM, Ilpalozzo wrote: If you defeat John Travolta he give's you the might e meter

You need to be OT Level 56 with 92 Charisma to use it though, aswell as be a Commander Class, but my class is Gullible Asshole, so I cant equip it anyway. Maybe I should have been a Paladin.

1,000 Newgrounds Posts!!!! I can finally mortgage my house for more Theton Experience Pts!

Try using cheese.

At 10/26/06 08:12 PM, Darkside7000 wrote:

At 10/26/06 04:50 AM, MrAnonymous wrote:

Scientology. Its the best MMORPG ever, even Tom Cruise plays.

Did you not know? Tom Cruise is a hidden character in the game. Once you complete the trapped in the closet mini-game on expert mode, you can play as him. Ive also heard rumors of Travolta and R. Kelly characters too!!!!

Didnt someone else say that?

I dont want to go back 1 page :/

What the hell?

At 11/23/06 11:41 AM, Suffering wrote: What the hell?

My thought exactly.

At 11/9/06 12:21 AM, 36Holla wrote:

At 10/26/06 08:12 PM, Darkside7000 wrote:

At 10/26/06 04:50 AM, MrAnonymous wrote:

Scientology. Its the best MMORPG ever, even Tom Cruise plays.

Did you not know? Tom Cruise is a hidden character in the game. Once you complete the trapped in the closet mini-game on expert mode, you can play as him. Ive also heard rumors of Travolta and R. Kelly characters too!!!!

Sadly, Katie Holmes is not playable, for she would want to use medical items, thus she is only useful to increase the "Publicity Meter" during the game.

Anyone know his OT Level?

I'm looking for some experienced Scientologists who are at least OT Level 50 or higher and are capable of casting healing spells to form a party with me. I'm planning on finishing the Cave of Wonders so I can finally challenge Xenu.

If he is on anyones friends list please contact me.

At 10/31/06 01:28 AM, Darkside7000 wrote:

At 10/31/06 01:13 AM, Ilpalozzo wrote: If you defeat John Travolta he give's you the might e meter

You need to be OT Level 56 with 92 Charisma to use it though, aswell as be a Commander Class, but my class is Gullible Asshole, so I cant equip it anyway. Maybe I should have been a Paladin.

you need to have the Pilot Profession though, at at least level 65 before you can use the might-e-meter.

/4 LFG Quest is red to me!!111

Lawl, WoW joke.

At 10/26/06 03:33 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: I need help with Scientology. I just reached OT Level 48 and am about to enter the Cave of Wonders to fight Zorbag, but I dont have good enough equipment to defeat him. Im thinking of getting to OT Level 50 so I can weild the +7 Laser Sword, or perhaps selling my armour to buy a Gamma Ray Gun. I desperately need to beat him to get the special Wizard Armour in order to defeat Xenu. Any suggestions?

>> Yes you must join Sea Org, and elevate yourself to become the Grand Admiral of the Galactic Fleet, In order to do this you must reincarnate 1000 times, don't worry all the Scientologist texts have been safely stored away, in a bunker, and you're probally on your 999th reincarnation already. But back to becoming the grand admiral, after passing 3 trials to become head of Sea Org you must then travel to Dagobah, and confront your alter ego. Then when you have suceeded you are given an X wing which to destroy the Super Star Destroyer. (you have to prevent that rather fanatical zelous A wing Pilot from screaming Ahhhhhh and Kamakazing the Super Star Destroyer. you have to destroy the ship yourself!

Then you'll be given a once in a life time chance to slap the "Blue" off Grand Admiral Thwarn's face, once you've become the new Grand Admiral, you must convince Emperior Palpatine to give you a challenge to become the Messiah of humanity on Earth. But to do this, you must defeat the Cylons and restore the 12 colonies.

if you can do this, you are iniated in a low level Order of the Imperial hand. Then you are ready to face Saghodod or what ever in the caves. as you wanted.

At 1/12/07 05:12 AM, SadisticSatisfaction wrote: /4 LFG Quest is red to me!!111

Lawl, WoW joke.

/whisper SadisticSatsfaction : im a OT level 52 warrior, with a tone scale of +40 ( total serenity of being ). I just need to finish the "psychology is a sham" quest. Invite ?

shagohod is Zorbag I meant. He's a tough boss to beat. THen you have to fight Zenu, and you have no Stim packs. The trick is to make HIM fall into the volcano, by shooting psychiatric pills at him, He turns back into L Ron Hubbard, for a moment, then you can punch him backwards into the Volcano. But beware, he will try and strick Emeter electrodes on you, to "Cure you".

Ok thanks, I really think the GM's (admins) need to lower the monthly price to play this game though, its ridiculous.

You all have it wrong. Forfeiting all your money to “The Religion” instantly bestows upon you the beatific hand of the almighty presence (alien). At that point you are soooo getting into the highest realm of the highest plane of the highest level.

there is a side passage in the cave where u need to defeat the Dragon of the Star System where u will get the sword of slaying +10 that calls upon the special powers of tom cruise to defeat him

Is your name really spelt Joshiwa?

Anyway, i'm selling a +15 Mystic Wand and 50,000 Orbs of Clarity at 20K and 6Kea. Meet me at the Scientology center in Denver to trade!

*Sigh*

The best part was he expected me to reply 4 minutes after the first message.

I think that posting that on the BBS was a bad idea...

Oh.. My.. God.. These people are insane..

*Curls up in foetal position and sucks his thumb, rocking gently*