I need help with Scientology. I just reached OT Level 48 and am about to enter the Cave of Wonders to fight Zorbag, but I dont have good enough equipment to defeat him. Im thinking of getting to OT Level 50 so I can weild the +7 Laser Sword, or perhaps selling my armour to buy a Gamma Ray Gun. I desperately need to beat him to get the special Wizard Armour in order to defeat Xenu. Any suggestions?
If you do the "Closet Rescue" Quest, Tom Cruise fights along side you with a trusty soul catcher.
All I know about scientology is that it's weird.
I don't get how anyone could believe that shit.
Bla
I dont think TomCruise was too hard to kill. But if you obtain the Grissle Mo Fizzel Shizzel Whistle, your all good!
I did, I only got 11,000 experience points. I have a Robe of Despair which would increase my Theton levels by 65, but I cant recharge it until i've finished the quest for L. Ron Hubbard, but I cant find enough Space Fuel to charge the Galactic Cruiser.
Anyway, Id try the frantic fluid to fill the ship, its cheaper, and its secret, its not known by many, but makes the ship go faster and longer!
At 10/26/06 03:53 AM, ToddGallina wrote: Anyway, Id try the frantic fluid to fill the ship, its cheaper, and its secret, its not known by many, but makes the ship go faster and longer!
Ok nice suggestion, where can I get it?
At 10/26/06 03:53 AM, ToddGallina wrote: Anyway, Id try the frantic fluid to fill the ship, its cheaper, and its secret, its not known by many, but makes the ship go faster and longer!
Sweet! It worked, and I even evaded xenu's crusers this time!!!
Watch out for volcanoes! One stray nuke and boom! Lava everywhere!
hmmm where is this game you all are going off about?
blah blah blah go about your daily routine
At 10/26/06 04:50 AM, MrAnonymous wrote: wtf are you tlking about?
OMG, A noobess-maroofess! We must call the wizards of waldors wing to destroy him!
At 10/26/06 04:50 AM, MrAnonymous wrote: wtf are you tlking about?
God knows... but he's not telling. Thetans are keeping him rather busy...
At 10/26/06 04:50 AM, MrAnonymous wrote: wtf are you tlking about?
Scientology. Its the best MMORPG ever, even Tom Cruise plays.
At 10/26/06 08:12 PM, Darkside7000 wrote:At 10/26/06 04:50 AM, MrAnonymous wrote: wtf are you tlking about?Scientology. Its the best MMORPG ever, even Tom Cruise plays.
if he plays then I must check into this :o
Awesome post great job!
Tom Cruise IS a scientologist.
Check is bio on any Tom Cruise fan/hate site. He is almost OT level 58 which is the highest anyone has reached.
At 10/26/06 08:16 PM, Unheard wrote:At 10/26/06 08:12 PM, Darkside7000 wrote:if he plays then I must check into this :oAt 10/26/06 04:50 AM, MrAnonymous wrote: wtf are you tlking about?Scientology. Its the best MMORPG ever, even Tom Cruise plays.
I'm on the quest where you have to release John Travolta from a cage, but I still have yet to obtain the Theta-Key which can release him and also unlock other chests with some stuff that will help you on your journey.
Signature...Ha...
The Theta-Key is in the Cave of Giant Douches. You have to fight Ben Affleck, John Howard and Vince Vaughn.
At 10/26/06 08:41 PM, Darkside7000 wrote: The Theta-Key is in the Cave of Giant Douches. You have to fight Ben Affleck, John Howard and Vince Vaughn.
I had to re load so many times because Ben Affleck and John Howard I could kill but Vince Vaughn wooped my ass.
At 10/26/06 08:16 PM, Unheard wrote:At 10/26/06 08:12 PM, Darkside7000 wrote:if he plays then I must check into this :oAt 10/26/06 04:50 AM, MrAnonymous wrote: wtf are you tlking about?Scientology. Its the best MMORPG ever, even Tom Cruise plays.
I hope you're not serious...
My thetan levels are off the charts!
At 10/26/06 08:49 PM, UKer wrote: I'm still stuck on the quest where you have to kill Isaac Hayes. It's insane.
Thats a tough one, I havnt done it yet but apparently if you get the Trey Parker Anti-Scientology Arrows you can kill him in a few hits.
Alternatively, kick him hard enough in his Chocolate Salty Balls and he falls off the cliff.
I'M AN ATHEIST LOL.
All you need is a match, to burn their bible with. It instantly drains all stats to 3 and does random damage.
bro at me come
You must first spend all your money to obtain the Sword of Xenu, which is the only weapon that can get you through the level. Send a check made out to the Scientology Organazation, but be careful you'll probably won't have enough, so prepare to mortgage your house and all your assets- maybe putting yourself up for prostitution, and as soon as the check clears you're good to go.
At 10/26/06 10:13 PM, Tom Cruises Mum wrote:
You must first spend all your money to obtain the Sword of Xenu, which is the only weapon that can get you through the level. Send a check made out to the Scientology Organazation, but be careful you'll probably won't have enough, so prepare to mortgage your house and all your assets- maybe putting yourself up for prostitution, and as soon as the check clears you're good to go.
Ok thanks, I really think the GM's (admins) need to lower the monthly price to play this game though, its ridiculous.
Zezima pwns Tom Cruise at Scientology anyways.
At 10/27/06 12:04 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Zezima pwns Tom Cruise at Scientology anyways.
Zezima is a n3rd w/o a life.
