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Petroleum isnt quite right

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Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:12:27


First off i would like to bring attention to "her" photoshop talent, which "she" has showcased in "her" deviant art account and all around NG.

next, a photo with several abnormalities, the original is in the rip petroleum thread.

A) the edges of the computer screen blur with the plastic part of the monitor.
B) her elbows and forearms are unnaturally lumpy, jagged and pointy in places.
C) altho the other features don't, the hands have an odd color aura and are a different color themselves.
D) the lighting of the skin doesn't quite look right with the lighting in the room.
E) Yes newgrounds in on the monitor, but look how there is a very even straight line of light at the top and bottom, kind of like one that would be used by a photoshopper to make a screenshot look like its part of a monitor.

This isn't just paranoia on my part, i have consulted with another avid photoshopper who should be posting here in a minute to support my findings.

sorry kiddies but you've been fapping to a fallacy.

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Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:14:11


petroleums deviant account http://jellofan7.deviantart.com/gallery/
the original photo:

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Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:14:37


So she's a guy and a girl? Sweet!

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:14:50


It is quite glaringly obvious. The bottom-left corner looks like a chair or something was removed from there as well. Artifacts, hoooo!

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:15:14


It looks cut out around the arms. And the moniter does look weird.

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:15:41


Why dont you just leaver her alone you dumbasses.

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:17:12


Or she could just be weird

best of both worlds.

Save the world from ourselves.

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Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:17:15


At 9/17/06 06:16 PM, Dark6 wrote: Not to mention 'she' acts like a preteen with an anger problem.

Period?

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:17:18


Those look like Bedns hands.


hurrrddurrrrrrrr

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Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:17:40


You jackasses leave her alone! She's cool!

what's with all these posts about Patroleum, anyways?

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:18:34


At 9/17/06 06:15 PM, Tarantino wrote: Why dont you just leaver her alone you dumbasses.

that's the funny thing, chances are it isn't a her, im and avid photoshopper, as well as hoaders and that guy who posted after him has a deviant account (i haven't checked it but i just assume he's a ps regular also) so.........YOU FAPPED AT A MAN.

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:19:18


Look at the hair. Its impossibly crisp onto the background. Not a single stray, and no natural 'fuzzyness'. Pretty obvious photoshop if you ask me.

Bonus points to anyone who finds the source images.

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:21:53


Anne is a nice girl who comes to NG to chat and look at flash not be made fun of so leave her alone. Even though she'll probably think this tread is funny.

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:23:59


At 9/17/06 06:21 PM, Tarantino wrote: Anne is a nice girl who comes to NG to chat and look at flash not be made fun of so leave her alone. Even though she'll probably think this tread is funny.

lol when did i once make fun of "her"?
i use quotations because I'm not sure of the users actual gender, all I'm doing is pointing out mistakes made when doctor.....i mean photo abnormalities.

now if i were to call her a filthy e-transvestite goat jerking whore, then you could say that, but i didn't.

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:25:52


At 9/17/06 06:23 PM, Makaio wrote:

filthy e-transvestite goat jerking whore

Holy shit, that was funny

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:26:05


At 9/17/06 06:19 PM, Grubby wrote: Petroleum's a bitch.

End of story.

Your a bitch!

End of story!

At 9/17/06 06:23 PM, Makaio wrote: lol when did i once make fun of "her"?
i use quotations because I'm not sure of the users actual gender, all I'm doing is pointing out mistakes made when doctor.....i mean photo abnormalities.

now if i were to call her a filthy e-transvestite goat jerking whore, then you could say that, but i didn't.

I think he meens the other assklowns like Grubby.

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:26:11


Grubby your just mad that she hates you. Im not the one who made like 7 threads asking for forgiveness and then bashing her. Couldent you find something better to do you fucking loser.
P.S. Im not her alt dumbass.

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:26:58


At 9/17/06 06:12 PM, Makaio wrote:
rip petroleum thread.

THAT WAS MY THREAD =D!

i feel so wanted

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:27:44


Why the fuck are some of you people protecting her so much? Jeez. It's just a man/woman/bot user.

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:28:30


At 9/17/06 06:26 PM, Death-Locked wrote:
At 9/17/06 06:12 PM, Makaio wrote:
rip petroleum thread.
THAT WAS MY THREAD =D!

i feel so wanted

Crap, i forgot my friend beat me to posting that thread as it was the same thing i was going to post.

i feel so not wanted

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:29:11


At 9/17/06 06:22 PM, Grubby wrote: I'm so damn gay, it's not even funny!

I'll second that!

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:29:36


Because shes a fucking human being. If you were being ridiculed wouldent you want someone on your side.

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:35:24


why is our lord so vengfull!!!!!!why!!!!!!!!!


I'd put something witty here, but that would be pointless and unoriginal.

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Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:36:40


At 9/17/06 06:34 PM, BonusStage wrote:
At 9/17/06 06:29 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:
At 9/17/06 06:22 PM, Grubby wrote: I'm so damn gay, it's not even funny!
I'll second that
I'm a whiny bitch who needs to mind his own business

I was at least using this for good this time, damn it!

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:38:46


i still think she's hot!

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:42:37


At 9/17/06 06:29 PM, Tarantino wrote: Because shes a fucking human being. If you were being ridiculed wouldent you want someone on your side.

learn the difference between looking at a photo and showing problems with it, and making fun of something.

I wasn't saying she was poor so she has a blurry monitor, shes a crack baby so the bones in her arms are misshapen, i was saying the photo itself is doctored, and everyone who knows anything about photoshop has been backing me up on this.

At 9/17/06 06:38 PM, HoodedCobraGreen wrote: i still think she's hot!

no doubt, who would pick an ugly girl to pose as on teh intraweb.

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 18:48:56


At 9/17/06 06:14 PM, Makaio wrote: petroleums deviant account http://jellofan7.deviantart.com/gallery/
the original photo:

He, she or it......... petroleum definitely has talent.

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 19:00:41


At 9/17/06 06:45 PM, DigDugz wrote: I've disliked petroleum since she/he first started posting, and I wholeheartedly support this thread.

altho firstly this is a thread to expose the user, i still appreciate the support lol........

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 19:06:49


At 9/17/06 06:48 PM, Monocrom wrote:
At 9/17/06 06:14 PM, Makaio wrote: petroleums deviant account http://jellofan7.deviantart.com/gallery/
the original photo:
He, she or it......... petroleum definitely has talent.

Well that red orb thing is pretty much step-by-step from the tutorial , but some of the other stuff is pretty good. I think I've seen that microphone on Retrogade somewhere.

Response to Petroleum isnt quite right 2006-09-17 19:20:55


The hands are a dead giveaway that it's been shopped in at least some ways, so the possibility of other parts of it being falsified are likely.

Then again, why does it matter? Did anyone's opinion of petroleum change as a result of his/her "portrait" being posted? Who gives a fuck?


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