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How would you make your perfect murder in a game where everything is possible?
I would first kill him, anyway, it doesn't matter. Then I'll dip the body in lead (including bones), then I would drop him with a weight into an ocean. (deep as possible).
In a way this is the perfect murder because I can't get caught. You know why?
1) The body will be eaten away by fish/whatever.
2) Algae would grow onto the body.
3) The body can't be x-rayed for because of the bones layered with lead.
4) Scuba divers won't see it cause algea, dust, and whatever down there would be covering it.
The worst scenario is if someone saw me do it, or if they some how GUESSED it was me.
*I just happen to have the habit to referring a person as him, I'm not being sexist. I could say she, but its just a hypothetical situation.
Kill him, wrap aluminum foil around body, then drop him into a lake with a cement block tied to him.
Radar bounces off of him, so it can't be detected.
I'm your average Afro-American fetus. For example: I enjoy basketball, I'm rather good when I play too, but I'm much too busy scratching my horrific cracked skin these days.
At 9/2/06 02:25 AM, digitalboola wrote: 1) Wear hairnet, gloves.
Great. you look obviose right there
2) Strangle victim with garrotte.
Hmm...Not a bad idea.
3) Dunk into industrial acid tank.
And were are you going to find that?
Dumping the body in the ocean ruins all the fun. So, lets assume there is no body of water nearby.
I wouldn't want things to get too messy, so a good shovel would do, knock the person out. Pour glasses of beer down the person's throat, maybe add some drug injections (they would have to seem like the person injected themselves), throw the body off a high-rise building from a balcony (like a hotel room), leave some syringes around and empty bottles around and the police will think it was an accident.
your forgetting that the weights will eventually float back up,i watched a tv show about it.they said something about gasses gather up in the weights and they eveentually float to the top,taking the body with it.
then all they need to do is get access to the teeth and they can find out who the person is.
Well, I would first get a load of snakes from a snake dealer in the desert.
I would then wait for my victim to get on his flight from Hawaii to LA.
Put the snakes on his plane as well as snake faramones on the flowers
the plane would likely crash although if there was someone experienced in MS Flight Sim I may just go to jail.
The crash would burn up all the mother fucking snakes and it would look like an accident
do I win?
At 9/2/06 02:41 AM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote:At 9/2/06 02:40 AM, Original_Cyn wrote: The same way I killed Jimmy Hoffa.OH FUCK, TIME PARADOX.
Psh, only if you believe time is linear.
OH FUCK, MIND PLODE.
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It's all about the icicle bitches. Stab him and put the weapon somewhere warm and let it melt. The police may get the body, but if you're smart you would've killed him somewhere neutral. Somewhere with MANY finger prints and other things of that sort.
At 9/2/06 02:01 AM, dave wrote: I would first kill him, anyway, it doesn't matter. Then I'll dip the body in lead (including bones), then I would drop him with a weight into an ocean. (deep as possible).
There are some problems with this method.
1) Where are you going to get enough lead to dip the body in.
2) Lead has a melting point of 327.46 °C or 621.43 °F, so how are you going to heat the Lead up to that point?
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At 9/2/06 02:23 AM, TheSovereign wrote: Nuke somebody!
I dunno, someone might see the blast.
Idd just buy the best sniper rifle in the world.. be rly far away from the victim and have a mate whit me, idd prob get rid of the rifle somehow.. dnno :D maybe drop in teh ocean wit some cement and then if they ask me questions i say shit like "i was at my mates house" and he could say "yea he was" :D sucky but could work
Using my bare hands, engage the victim in a battle of life or death, no tricks, no weapons, a fair fight. The body? Who cares, a murderer doesn't deserve to be free.
Though I don't think I could kill a person. I would stop after proving my victory.