At 2/20/06 01:25 PM, HogWashSoup wrote: why do you still have a royal family?

Because it attracts tourists. Tourists means money.

At 2/20/06 01:16 PM, Bou wrote:

At 2/20/06 01:15 PM, wastedwizard wrote:

At 2/20/06 01:14 PM, Popbrain1 wrote:

, BMW is german , Volkswagen is German

that is why you suck lol those cars are shit

name a good car

Ferrari 430 a good all round super car

why do fuck do you guys suck so bad? why do you drink revolting tea? ...the fuck are chips?, don't you mean fries?

At 2/20/06 01:31 PM, redface wrote: why do fuck do you guys suck so bad?

we dont you do

why do you drink revolting tea?

thats a myth i hate tea and hardly anyone drinks it

...the fuck are chips?, don't you mean fries?

you have some words we find weird we dont mock

At 2/20/06 01:31 PM, CementSocks wrote: What the hell is an England?

Are you serious?

At 2/20/06 01:29 PM, wastedwizard wrote:

At 2/20/06 01:16 PM, Bou wrote:

At 2/20/06 01:15 PM, wastedwizard wrote:

At 2/20/06 01:14 PM, Popbrain1 wrote:

, BMW is german , Volkswagen is German

that is why you suck lol those cars are shit

name a good car

any one heard of the British car the Aston Martim DB series, they own bmw and volkswagen's ass
(not like they own the company's, but the kick ass type own lol)

scotland, its the hilly land where about 10 people live, but there is one good thing, when global warming takes effect, theyll be sitting in their mountains watching us drowm while eating pineapples

hmm are The Strokes from britian?
also can oyu really tese the royal guard and they can't do anything about it?

At 2/20/06 01:37 PM, Demon_Banana wrote: hmm are The Strokes from britian?

I thought they were poncey New York types.

also can oyu really tese the royal guard and they can't do anything about it?

You can prance about infront of them looking like a twat if you feel the need. But there just for show.

hey limehouse productions you got's blue cow from cbeebies in your sig!! well at least your brave enough to of put it there, nice.

I got a few, this will cause a flame war:

1) WTF happened to your teeth did a beaver like fuck your parents?
2) Stop being so Anti-American, Americans would not hate you if your people weren't so Anti-American.
3) STOP FUCKING INSULTING BUSH.
4) Why do you hate Ireland and all the surrounding countries?
5) STOP FUCKING PRAISING CANADA.
6) Why do you hate Blair?
7) Theres a show called "Little Britain" or something why does everyone hate it and whats it about?

I heard there's a brittish food called "spotted dick". Can you tell me what is it and how did it get its name?

At 2/20/06 01:44 PM, furball1 wrote: 1) WTF happened to your teeth did a beaver like fuck your parents?

My teath are probably better than yours.

2) Stop being so Anti-American, Americans would not hate you if your people weren't so Anti-American.

That's not a question

3) STOP FUCKING INSULTING BUSH.

Also not a question

4) Why do you hate Ireland and all the surrounding countries?

In my oppinion Ireland is the best county we ever invented.

5) STOP FUCKING PRAISING CANADA.

Again, not a question.

6) Why do you hate Blair?

Just look at him.

7) Theres a show called "Little Britain" or something why does everyone hate it and whats it about?

Its a very poor sketch show. The same jokes are used every episode. The catch phrases are repeated by idiots everyday.

At 2/20/06 01:44 PM, furball1 wrote: 1) WTF happened to your teeth did a beaver like fuck your parents?

Lol, no.

2) Stop being so Anti-American, Americans would not hate you if your people weren't so Anti-American.

Only a majority of us hate you, and they are idiots.

3) STOP FUCKING INSULTING BUSH.

Can't we have an opinion? Insult Blair, no one in England would care.

4) Why do you hate Ireland and all the surrounding countries?

Old rivalry, getting stupid now though.

5) STOP FUCKING PRAISING CANADA.

Ok?

6) Why do you hate Blair?

Because I hate Labour

7) Theres a show called "Little Britain" or something why does everyone hate it and whats it about?

An overrated clip show, with the phrase "Yea I know" repeated and repeated.

At 2/20/06 01:44 PM, furball1 wrote:
5) STOP FUCKING PRAISING CANADA.

Canada has more hot chicks than America, and they live in snow forts, and ride polar bears to school and work.

At 2/20/06 01:44 PM, furball1 wrote: I got a few, this will cause a flame war:

1) WTF happened to your teeth did a beaver like fuck your parents?

What the hell happened to your teeth? Did your dad fuck your mum or something?
what a mistake that was.

2) Stop being so Anti-American, Americans would not hate you if your people weren't so Anti-American.

Learn to read.

3) STOP FUCKING INSULTING BUSH.

Learn to read

4) Why do you hate Ireland and all the surrounding countries?

Because we don't. It's just a freindly joke.

5) STOP FUCKING PRAISING CANADA.

Learn to read.

6) Why do you hate Blair?

Because hes a fucking pussy and a lap-dog to george bush.

7) Theres a show called "Little Britain" or something why does everyone hate it and whats it about?

The pilot was good, but it's absolute shit now. Its a clipshow which over-exagerates (sp?) british stereotyping.

At 2/20/06 01:53 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote:

At 2/20/06 01:44 PM, furball1 wrote:
5) STOP FUCKING PRAISING CANADA.

Canada has more hot chicks than America, and they live in snow forts, and ride polar bears to school and work.

You have just made my day.

At 2/20/06 02:05 PM, kickme123 wrote:

At 2/20/06 01:53 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote:

At 2/20/06 01:44 PM, furball1 wrote:
5) STOP FUCKING PRAISING CANADA.

Canada has more hot chicks than America, and they live in snow forts, and ride polar bears to school and work.

You have just made my day.

HAHAHA... no

At 2/20/06 01:14 PM, Popbrain1 wrote: Albert Einstein was German

Albert Einstein was AUSTRIAN

Everyone hates americans because ther morbidly obese. Apperently there chairs in resturants are twice as big as our healthy english ones.

How come you import Leffe and Stella, but not De Konicnk and Jupiler?

At 2/20/06 01:20 PM, TheMaster wrote:

At 2/20/06 01:19 PM, ELCW wrote: hmm a question..why is it when england won the rugby world cup that when i watched tv all i seen was coverage of that when i couldnt give a fuck?

We don't win stuff often. We had to blow it way out of proportion to make it last.

yea exactly. the cricket team that won the ashes series in 2005 ALL got MBEs(a reward from the Queen)...

only to get thumped 5-0 in the next ashes series =p

Of what countries England consists of? I mean you were conquered my romans etc..

At 2/20/06 01:06 PM, MickTheChampion wrote: Why does everyone hate you? I mean, I know why I do - but all those other countries like France, Germany, Wales...?

because they're jealous of our awesomeness =p

At 1/27/07 08:06 AM, ArmouredDeath wrote: Of what countries England consists of? I mean you were conquered my romans etc..

england is one country and part of britain...

it basically owns scotland and wales aswell...

1) Why did it take you about 30 years to win the ashes back?
2) Why is Shane Warne better at pulling british chick then you guys?
3) Whats stuck up johnny Wilkinson ass?
4) Why do you always ignor the sports you loose at?

All countrys suckzorzz!111 lolimsohardcore
*Enters sentence of no factual basis to "support" my claim*

At 2/20/06 01:31 PM, Redface wrote: why do fuck do you guys suck so bad? why do you drink revolting tea? ...the fuck are chips?, don't you mean fries?

Fries? AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....hahah...h a. No.

At 1/27/07 08:19 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: Even though the British government spends more money on Scotland than any other country in the Union?

Needs a lot of work doing to it im afraid.

At 1/27/07 08:25 AM, MickTheChampion wrote:

At 1/27/07 08:23 AM, DanAbnormal wrote:

At 1/27/07 08:19 AM, MickTheChampion wrote: Even though the British government spends more money on Scotland than any other country in the Union?

Needs a lot of work doing to it im afraid.

Your right, it's a shambles. Makes me wonder why so many of the English are coming up here in their flocks to get educated....

Although it's no suprise when the would-be students start doubting their choice...