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Best chat bot?

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Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 14:55:57


What is your favorite chat bot in terms of intelligence/variety of responses/humor, etc?

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 14:56:24


SmarterChild is a dick

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 14:58:55


the one on mousebreaker is such a biatch

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 14:59:21


At 2/17/06 02:58 PM, MonkfishtheThird wrote: the one on mousebreaker is such a biatch

She's awesome, she gave me a yiff

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:02:50


At 2/17/06 02:56 PM, Kyle_Phoenix wrote: SmarterChild is a dick

He is so cool:

NGCasualty: FUCK YOUR MOM
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?

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Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:04:40


At 2/17/06 02:56 PM, Kyle_Phoenix wrote: SmarterChild is a dick

No he's a pussy, he's too PC.

Big SciZot : N*GGER
SmarterChild : That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a African-American person if I were you.
Big SciZot : FAG
SmarterChild : That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a homosexual person if I were you.


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Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:07:31


I like the god chatbot.

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:10:32


I like the God one.

Also, Smarterchild kills people.


Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.

-Ambrose Bierce

"This sig, is fucking cool."

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Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:30:58


B33rb0t !

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:32:41


At 2/17/06 03:30 PM, B33rb0t wrote: B33rb0t !

!newsession

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:32:48


Anyone got spleak for MSN? She isn't that fun to talk to, but can help you with aload of stuff.


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Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:33:27


SmarterChild is a Asshole and ESPBilly is a pedo

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:33:30


SmarterChild this ahloe of a bot wont leave alone when i go one yahoo or msn chat it keeps popping up every time going nice to see u again

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:33:33


At 2/17/06 03:30 PM, B33rb0t wrote: B33rb0t !

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Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:34:15


lol my friend alice talks realy slow we call her the robot beacuse she talks real slow. have u ever seen i robit with wil smoth?


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Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:35:51


!+1
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well i just fell off my chair laughing cause of this

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:36:08


At 2/17/06 03:32 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote: !newsession

OMFG Slightly_Crazy_Dude has started DRANKING !!!!1

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:49:20


Santa Bot! Ok.. I know its passed christmas but the things santa replys to is fucking hilarious. For example:

Best chat bot?


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Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:50:01


I am good at this verbal thing *_*


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Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 15:52:46


At 2/17/06 03:49 PM, Viol3nc3_F3tish wrote: Santa Bot! Ok.. I know its passed christmas but the things santa replys to is fucking hilarious. For example:

lol i gave that try and this is what i got
You: sure you do pedo
Santa: Blimey. Yes I try to pedo as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 16:19:37


God.

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 16:27:19


What's the God bot's screenname? I've never heard of this one before.

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-17 16:28:06


Themis-.


"In this world // We walk on the roof of hell, // Gazing at flowers." -- Issa

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Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-18 10:52:38


You: i killed your deer
Santa: You had better call the authorities.'

thats what i got

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-18 11:34:49


I told SmarterChild I was gunna kill myself, but he didnt care enough to even respond :(

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-18 11:40:31


i like smarter child


Be trendy, rebel.

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Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-18 11:42:55


Santa.
check it
^he's a pedo

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-18 11:47:39


At 2/18/06 11:42 AM, Philipwn wrote: Santa.
check it
^he's a pedo

i know i mentioned that before.
and now santa has confessed this
You: have you beaten mrs claus?
Santa: I think I have beaten mrs claus, but bored.com may have reset my memory.

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-18 11:47:54


At 2/18/06 11:42 AM, Philipwn wrote: Santa.
check it
^he's a pedo

boy, he sure is:

You: will you put your willy in my bum?
Santa: Barring any unforseen circumstances. OK I will put it there.

Response to Best chat bot? 2006-02-18 12:00:25


also :/

You: fewnkufd
Santa: What are you wearing?
You: a man thong
Santa: Thanks for telling me your taste in men.
You: Luke, I am your father
Santa: I've lost the context, timmy. Are we still on willeh?
You: No
Santa: What are we talking about now?
You: porn
Santa: That kind of subject does not interest me.
You: you like penis more..
Santa: I love TV shows about robots. I like .
You: are you REALLY fat?
Santa: Yes, I am fat and jolly because I only exercise 1 day a year (Christmas).. Really.
You: Okay, hows the wife?
Santa: Yeah okay, the wife is the same as ever.
You: no shes not, I banged her
Santa: Are you serious? not he or she banged her is not he or she banged her ?
You: what is your favorite band?
Santa: My favorite group is U2. Santa likes to rock.
You: they suck, listen to some Iron Maiden
Santa: The anonymous "they".
You: you are really stupid
Santa: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
You: php
Santa: Are we still talking about penis more?
You: Dirty Bastard!
Santa: Tell me more about your
You: my willy?
Santa: Where did you get your willy?
You: the pawn shop, you?
Santa: Thanks for the info.
You: you are a dirty pedo, i'm leaving
Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty pedo he or she is leaving? Of course I am.
You: SANTA SUCKS COCK
Santa: Yeah, I lost my train of thought.