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I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever

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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:28:56


I would like to come from behind her, crab one of her rolls, lift it up and like in between her rolls of fat.

I would then like to lick her juicys vaginal walls, then let her sit on my face while she broke wind and hopefully a malteser would land on my face from her graceful rim.

I would then like to put a cheese burger up her vagina and eat it out of there. I think that would be pretty fun.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:30:23



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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:30:48


Anyone got a gun I can borrow?


Does anybody even read these?

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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:31:04


I can't believe i felt for that one...

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:33:31


At 1/7/06 02:30 AM, Minion777 wrote: Look who got their hands on "BigGirl"...

Is that sweat on her butt? She reminds me of penguin in batman returns.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:34:11


At 1/7/06 02:30 AM, Minion777 wrote: Look who got their hands on "BigGirl"...

Jesus Fucking Christ


Well-a Everybody's Heard About the Word, Tha-Tha-Tha Word-Word-Word the Word is the.....

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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:37:52


Now that I'm done fapping over that pic, I'd just like to say that being fat is not a choice (in most cases).

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:38:12


At 1/7/06 02:34 AM, Dinodoode wrote:
At 1/7/06 02:30 AM, Minion777 wrote: Look who got their hands on "BigGirl"...
Jesus Fucking Christ

You know, seeing that comment, i cant help but think that if she, or any internet mock-up, has any idea of whats happening on the world wide web....


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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:42:18


At 1/7/06 02:38 AM, Minion777 wrote:
You know, seeing that comment, i cant help but think that if she, or any internet mock-up, has any idea of whats happening on the world wide web....

For gods sake man, shes dead!

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:43:45


At 1/7/06 02:42 AM, Original_SHM wrote:
At 1/7/06 02:38 AM, Minion777 wrote:
You know, seeing that comment, i cant help but think that if she, or any internet mock-up, has any idea of whats happening on the world wide web....
For gods sake man, shes dead!

Knowing that, i can now truly express my amusement in Laughter.


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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:54:12


It sickens me to read the comments like this:

I wanna fuck u so bad u sexi animal

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:56:32


At 1/7/06 02:42 AM, Original_SHM wrote: For gods sake man, shes dead!

Dead? Or dead sexy?

C'mon, admit you'd like to have her knickers after she's walked a few miles on a hot day and wring out all the sweat into your eager, waiting mouth.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:57:49


At 1/7/06 02:56 AM, EviLDoG wrote:
At 1/7/06 02:42 AM, Original_SHM wrote: For gods sake man, shes dead!
Dead? Or dead sexy?

C'mon, admit you'd like to have her knickers after she's walked a few miles on a hot day and wring out all the sweat into your eager, waiting mouth.

WTF?!!!? >:(

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 03:04:23


http://myspacebiggirl.ytmnd.com/

already there is a YTMND for it

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 03:06:23


At 1/7/06 03:04 AM, NeOStar wrote: http://myspacebiggirl.ytmnd.com/

already there is a YTMND for it

4 posts too late!


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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 03:11:24


All jokes aside, you people are pretty disgusting. She knows she wasn't "sexy" with a screenname like "biggirl" and those who left comments were her friends. Look at your friends, if you were fat and the opposite gender of them, they'd probably do the same thing. And seriously, do you guys feel that great about making fun of someone that isn't there to defend themselves? I know as an anonymous BBS user, my words mean nothing to most of you, but seriously guys come on. You're making humanity look bad :(

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 03:13:04


Holy shit on toast.


O HAI

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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 03:15:16


At 1/7/06 01:13 AM, -JoS- wrote:
Besides the camera adds 20 pounds.

All the cameras in the world wouldn't make that excuse work.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 04:08:46


At 1/7/06 03:11 AM, NPC255 wrote: All jokes aside, you people are pretty disgusting.

You're on a website that was built on 'disgusting'. Now how the hell do you not expect people to laugh at that fat bitch? Most users are self-centered assholes with no concern for strangers. wah.


"It's sad. All these kids have to do school at home. Homeschooling. How long until a teacher fucks one of her students?" - Mark Normand

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 04:45:24


At 1/7/06 01:12 AM, -API- wrote: Oh god. Look at Desi's comment.

Wow she's shaking that ass.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 04:46:02


At 1/7/06 01:14 AM, DancingTomato wrote: AHHHHHHH AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I fixed yout picture

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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 05:13:22


Hey, I'm not a myspace member, and can't read the comments & shit. How'd she consume her last cookie?

loleuphemism

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 05:19:28


At 1/7/06 01:09 AM, Original_SHM wrote: Click

Thats a link to her myspace. Its amazing how her beauty is reflected by her flawless body and amazing face. If you have a myspace its even better you can browse the sexually arrosing pictures of her. I thought this was an amazing find, it goes with out saying this is the worlds most lovely lady.

DaAAAaaaAAaammmm.... Was that a kick in the nutzz or what!

*UUUuuuuuGH*


So if you don't see me around anymore then I'm in heaven and all hell is going 2 break loose...

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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 05:25:41


At 1/7/06 01:12 AM, -API- wrote: Oh god. Look at Desi's comment.

You are a hispanic man's dream;I wish i could have the honors to ponyride you from dusk till dawn.Nice Big Boonky babes. What? I thought that was ozcar that said that.


Cute+Funny=?

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 05:29:45


At 1/7/06 01:12 AM, -API- wrote: Oh god. Look at Desi's comment.

Heh, my girlfriend's name is Desi :P
Where are you from

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 05:51:44


Oh dear god.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 05:54:43


At 1/7/06 04:46 AM, thelordofcheese wrote:
At 1/7/06 01:14 AM, DancingTomato wrote: AHHHHHHH AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I fixed yout picture

For some reason, that was insanelly funny, I laughed a whole minute... ^^

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 05:54:51


She needs two Myspace accounts to fit that picture in.

Lol, PWNED.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 05:58:23


Yuky * pukein*

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 06:02:33


umm okay... uhhh your entitled to your opinion i guess.. me personally she don't look very good at all shes fucking huge man