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I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever

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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:21:17


At 1/7/06 01:17 AM, Original_SHM wrote:
At 1/7/06 01:16 AM, DancingTomato wrote: holy shit apparently she died
Yea, ate to many ho-ho's :(

Cardiac arrest


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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:23:43


At 1/7/06 01:21 AM, DancingTomato wrote:
At 1/7/06 01:17 AM, Original_SHM wrote:
At 1/7/06 01:16 AM, DancingTomato wrote: holy shit apparently she died
Yea, ate to many ho-ho's :(
Cardiac arrest

No I swear she died of cardiac arrest


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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:27:33


At 1/7/06 01:23 AM, DancingTomato wrote:
At 1/7/06 01:21 AM, DancingTomato wrote:
At 1/7/06 01:17 AM, Original_SHM wrote:
At 1/7/06 01:16 AM, DancingTomato wrote: holy shit apparently she died
Yea, ate to many ho-ho's :(
Cardiac arrest
No I swear she died of cardiac arrest

I know I wasn't kidding, SHE ATE TOO MANY HO-HO's.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:27:50


At 1/7/06 01:23 AM, DancingTomato wrote:
At 1/7/06 01:21 AM, DancingTomato wrote:
At 1/7/06 01:17 AM, Original_SHM wrote:
At 1/7/06 01:16 AM, DancingTomato wrote: holy shit apparently she died
Yea, ate to many ho-ho's :(
Cardiac arrest
No I swear she died of cardiac arrest

thats fucking hillarious, yknow fat people have to be buried in piano boxes or crates? funny stuff.

GOOD RIDDANCE FAT BITCH!

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:29:57


"I would love to meet some decent people to have as friends .... Im not looking for love so dont come on strong because you'll be pushed right back where ya came from"

Looks like I'm out.

:*(


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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:31:55


At 1/7/06 01:13 AM, -JoS- wrote: They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Besides the camera adds 20 pounds.

yup and that only makes her 420 pounds :)

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:36:22


poor girl. at least she had a high self esteem. i envy that

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:36:28


Now that I think of it, I hope that woman becomes my wife.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:39:31


Thats nasty man..... I dont trust you anymore.


brains.

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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:39:31


When it says shes 5'7 with more to love, boy she wasnt kidding.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:41:02


LOL.
O'well it's not like she's going live very long anyway.


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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:41:14


At 1/7/06 01:36 AM, FlawlessCowboy wrote: seriously. thres no fucking way that she thinks she is even somewhat sexy. unless she cant interperet sarcasm. then she probably thinks shes sexier than.... Ghandi, maybe

NO ONE is sexier than Ghandi. Not even Chuck Norris.

Yeah, I went there.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:43:59


AWW GOD THE UGLY IS BLINDING MY EYES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:44:21


At 1/7/06 01:41 AM, da_pope wrote: LOL.
O'well it's not like she's going live very long anyway.

read the rest of the thread lol. Fuck man i wanna drop the corpse in the whale tank and see if anyone would notice.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:44:45


At 1/7/06 01:43 AM, liljackass wrote: AWW GOD THE UGLY IS BLINDING MY EYES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

She's beautiful, what the fuck is wrong with you.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:47:06


:O
O_<
o_O
O_O
D:
:[
:O

That's what my reaction was, happy?


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:50:48


At 1/7/06 01:44 AM, calgore14 wrote: read the rest of the thread lol. Fuck man i wanna drop the corpse in the whale tank and see if anyone would notice.

Oh shit... I stopped reading two posts above that one :P
Looks like we'll have another person burried in a piano box... or do they make XXXXX...XL coffins now?


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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:55:39


Luckily my bullshit detector went of when I read the title. And avioded clicking any links, and used my hand to block out any images that might emotionally scar me for life.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 01:58:04


Umm sick.


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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:00:06


It would totally blow to be dead and still have a MySpace page up.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:13:09


At 1/7/06 01:12 AM, -API- wrote: Oh god. Look at Desi's comment.

It's funny because she's dead. Wait, is it funny? I mean, it's kinda depressing and all... Judges?

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:19:45


Which brings up a good question if she's dead, why do her friends leave comments on her page about missing her? Last time I checked dead people dont check there myspaces.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:21:09


At 1/7/06 01:10 AM, CaptainPeepers wrote: I'd crack a joke if I wasn't so repulsed.

Allow me to dust a great movie quote in response to seeing her picture....."DAT'S A HUGE BITCH"

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:22:30


At 1/7/06 02:19 AM, Original_SHM wrote: Which brings up a good question if she's dead, why do her friends leave comments on her page about missing her? Last time I checked dead people dont check there myspaces.

People do that all the time.

She died because she was a fat bitch, there's not much you can do.

I mean Dear GOD. She was TITANIC, DINOSAURIC.


"In this world // We walk on the roof of hell, // Gazing at flowers." -- Issa

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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:23:00


You should all be ashamed. Make fun of her obesity and win a one-way ticket to Hell.

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:23:53


"December 11, 2005 2:06 PM
You are a hispanic man's dream;I wish i could have the honors to ponyride you from dusk till dawn.Nice Big Boonky babes. "

Roflmfao

Fat Whore


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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:24:34


At 1/7/06 01:13 AM, -JoS- wrote: Besides the camera adds 20 pounds.

It'll usually do that when you end up eating the camera.


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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:25:33


At 1/7/06 02:23 AM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: You should all be ashamed. Make fun of her obesity and win a one-way ticket to Hell.

Because everyone believes in Hell, and there's proof that exists, and it's not her fault she ate herself to the point where her heart popped like a balloon because she had a Burger King love.

You really can't pin it on us for being humorous about her massive frame and eating herself to death.


"In this world // We walk on the roof of hell, // Gazing at flowers." -- Issa

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Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:26:30


At 1/7/06 02:23 AM, NazelbikAuthor wrote: You should all be ashamed. Make fun of her obesity and win a one-way ticket to Hell.

Honestly is it our faults she made one to many stops at Burger King?

Response to I Found The Sexiest Girl Ever 2006-01-07 02:27:18


At 1/7/06 02:25 AM, StarF68 wrote:
Why don't we all just start saying "ticket to hell" and assume we all know what it means. >:|

Translation.......S.T.F.U. Nazel
kthnxbye