I was riding in my limo when I spot two hookers on the street corner. I slowly roll down my window and ask the girls to get in, which they do. I try to make petty conversations with the girls but they are too high to be interested in my work or even the ways in which I plan to gut their pimps.
We arrive at my place, where I open the door and let them in. I name one of them Jessie (an ex-girlfriend of mine, who was in fact my first love and subsequently my first victim). She has long blond hair that touches her buttocks and is good looking… for a whore. I open a bottle of Champaign (White Star which I bought at the Korean store across the street. There hoes are too cheap to warrant wasting real Champaign on) and pour both of them a drink, each with their own ruffie.
When the drug takes affect, I lead the second whore to my bedroom and close the door. I proceed to make love to her, unprotected, and feel an awful sensation in my genitals. Her cunt is tainted, and burns my loins, which only makes me more aroused. Before I cum I take a little bit of a break to show her my pet rat. I had found it on the subway last week and have been starving it in order to make it more aggressive. I hurry, not wanting the ruffie on Jessie to wear off. I place a gerbil tunnel in the ho’s vagina and stuff the rat at one end, then quickly close the exit and continue to fuck the bitch’s mouth. As the starved rat burrows its way to salvation I shoot my load into the woman’s mouth.
I hear a strange muffled scream that does not come from below me, but behind me. I whirl around to see Jessie holding her mouth, eyes wide with terror. I quickly leap out of bed, as she begins to run for the door. On my way I grab the axe by the door and with one long swoop I lop off her head. Staring at the dismembered head, I think that maybe I can poke its eyes out, making orifices; just in case I get lonely tomorrow night.
I return to my bedroom to find the woman lifelessly twitching. The scene of blood has aroused me again, and I begin to get hard. I do not wish to use up Jessie’s head quite yet; so I grab the chainsaw out of the closet and proceed to cut the hooker in half. Running my hands through the lower half, I find the scrambling vermin. I continue to sodomize the rodent, until my gigantic load explodes the head of the rat.
Afterwards, I realize that I have work in about 30 minutes. So I take a shower and dress myself while leaving the two bodies where they lie.
American Psycho has influenced me waaayyyy too much >:-(