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Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical)

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Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:07:39


Hello everybody, my name is Joe Biden and I fucking love Newgrounds like if I could I would shove my shieverled up 70 year old dick up into P-Bot's ass. He is a personal favorite and yes, the rumors are true, I do pay for Only Fans!!!! I am also an investor in the company!!!


So ask me anything that is not poltical


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:09:20


At 3/13/23 08:08 PM, Caniac76 wrote: Is your brain okay?


Fuck no, someone actually cummed on my brain cells and the cum kind of cumbined with the braincells making me dumb as shit


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:09:35


did Trump leave anything in the white house?


tries too hard to be edgy and is blocked by many because he acts rude towards others to feel better about himself.

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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:10:17


At 3/13/23 08:09 PM, MetalSlayer69 wrote: did Trump leave anything in the white house?


He left some of his panties, smelt that shit and it smelt like fucking freedom


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:11:08


At 3/13/23 08:10 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:09 PM, MetalSlayer69 wrote: did Trump leave anything in the white house?
He left some of his panties, smelt that shit and it smelt like fucking freedom


damn, and I bet they were the size of a fucking parachute too


tries too hard to be edgy and is blocked by many because he acts rude towards others to feel better about himself.

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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:12:47


At 3/13/23 08:11 PM, MetalSlayer69 wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:10 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:09 PM, MetalSlayer69 wrote: did Trump leave anything in the white house?
He left some of his panties, smelt that shit and it smelt like fucking freedom
damn, and I bet they were the size of a fucking parachute too


Hell yeah, my dick started to go up, I think you yougins call it a bonner? Boner?


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:12:49


How is Hunter these days


hello

Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:13:45


At 3/13/23 08:12 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: How is Hunter these days


He is in my basement right now, he has been a naughty boy ever since I saw him watch furry porn


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:14:47


Are you high?


Arm-Shock will never die!

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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:15:39


At 3/13/23 08:14 PM, shockabe wrote: Are you high?


Yes

Maybe

No......

Yes?

Yeah, fuck it I am high as shit right now I might go over and get laid by my wife....? Do I even have a wife?


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:17:35


At 3/13/23 08:14 PM, shockabe wrote: Are you high?


I googled it, I do have a wife after all


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:21:57


At 3/13/23 08:09 PM, MetalSlayer69 wrote: did Trump leave anything in the white house?


Trump did leave something else too! He left a dildo, sat on that shit and the cum was fucking frozen, he also left a cigar behind so I smoked that shit


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:23:57


At 3/13/23 08:21 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:09 PM, MetalSlayer69 wrote: did Trump leave anything in the white house?
Trump did leave something else too! He left a dildo, sat on that shit and the cum was fucking frozen, he also left a cigar behind so I smoked that shit


you look kinda pale did he leave any spray on tan cans?


Leaving the weight of the past behind, for the uncertain future.

Poem/Short story thread.

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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:25:39


At 3/13/23 08:23 PM, SnakeBearer wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:21 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:09 PM, MetalSlayer69 wrote: did Trump leave anything in the white house?
Trump did leave something else too! He left a dildo, sat on that shit and the cum was fucking frozen, he also left a cigar behind so I smoked that shit
you look kinda pale did he leave any spray on tan cans?


No, that greedy bastard left me nothing, now I look like a fucking crumbled piece of paper


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:29:52


At 3/13/23 08:07 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote: Hello everybody, my name is Joe Biden and I fucking love Newgrounds like if I could I would shove my shieverled up 70 year old dick up into P-Bot's ass. He is a personal favorite and yes, the rumors are true, I do pay for Only Fans!!!! I am also an investor in the company!!!

So ask me anything that is not poltical


Did you have sex with Miku?


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Former fan of the general forums. Artist, Twitter hater, loser, bad poet.

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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:33:58


At 3/13/23 08:29 PM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:07 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote: Hello everybody, my name is Joe Biden and I fucking love Newgrounds like if I could I would shove my shieverled up 70 year old dick up into P-Bot's ass. He is a personal favorite and yes, the rumors are true, I do pay for Only Fans!!!! I am also an investor in the company!!!

So ask me anything that is not poltical
Did you have sex with Miku?


Maybe.... maybe not.......

Ok, I smashed the hell outta that AI, lets just say that there were some errors in her system


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:34:57


At 3/13/23 08:33 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:29 PM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:07 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote: Hello everybody, my name is Joe Biden and I fucking love Newgrounds like if I could I would shove my shieverled up 70 year old dick up into P-Bot's ass. He is a personal favorite and yes, the rumors are true, I do pay for Only Fans!!!! I am also an investor in the company!!!

So ask me anything that is not poltical
Did you have sex with Miku?
Maybe.... maybe not.......
Ok, I smashed the hell outta that AI, lets just say that there were some errors in her system


Do you have a waifu?


1:37 ───ㅇ─────3:45 ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯

↺ REPEAT ‖ PAUSE ≫ NEXT SONG

Former fan of the general forums. Artist, Twitter hater, loser, bad poet.

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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:37:03


At 3/13/23 08:34 PM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:33 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:29 PM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:07 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote: Hello everybody, my name is Joe Biden and I fucking love Newgrounds like if I could I would shove my shieverled up 70 year old dick up into P-Bot's ass. He is a personal favorite and yes, the rumors are true, I do pay for Only Fans!!!! I am also an investor in the company!!!

So ask me anything that is not poltical
Did you have sex with Miku?
Maybe.... maybe not.......
Ok, I smashed the hell outta that AI, lets just say that there were some errors in her system
Do you have a waifu?


Yes, it is Rias Gemoetry or whatever the hell you call her, that one red hair girl from High School DXD, she gets my balls rolling


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:39:30


At 3/13/23 08:37 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:34 PM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:33 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:29 PM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:07 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote: Hello everybody, my name is Joe Biden and I fucking love Newgrounds like if I could I would shove my shieverled up 70 year old dick up into P-Bot's ass. He is a personal favorite and yes, the rumors are true, I do pay for Only Fans!!!! I am also an investor in the company!!!

So ask me anything that is not poltical
Did you have sex with Miku?
Maybe.... maybe not.......
Ok, I smashed the hell outta that AI, lets just say that there were some errors in her system
Do you have a waifu?
Yes, it is Rias Gemoetry or whatever the hell you call her, that one red hair girl from High School DXD, she gets my balls rolling


When will you stop being the president?


1:37 ───ㅇ─────3:45 ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯

↺ REPEAT ‖ PAUSE ≫ NEXT SONG

Former fan of the general forums. Artist, Twitter hater, loser, bad poet.

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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:41:38


At 3/13/23 08:39 PM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:37 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:34 PM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:33 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:29 PM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:07 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote: Hello everybody, my name is Joe Biden and I fucking love Newgrounds like if I could I would shove my shieverled up 70 year old dick up into P-Bot's ass. He is a personal favorite and yes, the rumors are true, I do pay for Only Fans!!!! I am also an investor in the company!!!

So ask me anything that is not poltical
Did you have sex with Miku?
Maybe.... maybe not.......
Ok, I smashed the hell outta that AI, lets just say that there were some errors in her system
Do you have a waifu?
Yes, it is Rias Gemoetry or whatever the hell you call her, that one red hair girl from High School DXD, she gets my balls rolling
When will you stop being the president?


When people realize that I have actually been doing some weird shit with aliens, like capturing humans and then using robot penises to then fuck their assholes


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:49:50


Hey Joe is it true that you watch the movie "Cuties" in your basement?

Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:50:16


Who is this?


Sig by @Brokendeck

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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:51:05


At 3/13/23 08:49 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Hey Joe is it true that you watch the movie "Cuties" in your basement?


...


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:51:56


At 3/13/23 08:50 PM, Wegra wrote: Who is this?


Joe Biden, the 46th president here to answer all your questions like for example you can ask me why my dick is so damn big @Wegra, in fact get on my lap boy! I will teach you the wonders of the world!


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:52:25


At 3/13/23 08:07 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote: Hello everybody, my name is Joe Biden and I fucking love Newgrounds like if I could I would shove my shieverled up 70 year old dick up into P-Bot's ass. He is a personal favorite and yes, the rumors are true, I do pay for Only Fans!!!! I am also an investor in the company!!!

So ask me anything that is not poltical


Mr. President, sir. Has Corona-chan been bullying you?


PU PI PI PU PI PIII

PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:53:15


what does truinanashabadepresure mean?


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:54:14


At 3/13/23 08:52 PM, Yomuchan wrote:
At 3/13/23 08:07 PM, SlaveOnAStick wrote: Hello everybody, my name is Joe Biden and I fucking love Newgrounds like if I could I would shove my shieverled up 70 year old dick up into P-Bot's ass. He is a personal favorite and yes, the rumors are true, I do pay for Only Fans!!!! I am also an investor in the company!!!

So ask me anything that is not poltical
Mr. President, sir. Has Corona-chan been bullying you?


Yeah, Corona-chan has been mean to me!!!!! She said fuck you to me! Like the audicty of that bitch


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:55:17


At 3/13/23 08:53 PM, TailsPrower wrote: what does truinanashabadepresure mean?

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Shit..... thats a long word..... it means something


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:57:13


Everyone, my stupid ass wife said it's time for me to go to bed before I shit my new dampers


(AKA, I am logging off till like 11PM or some shit)

Put your questions in and Joe Biden will answer


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Response to Joe Biden AMA (Nothing Poltical) 2023-03-13 20:57:47