Michael Jackson blows Bubbles in the bath. (Think about it)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue Who?
Michael Jackson.

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used to carry shopping.

(My own joke)
During the Michael Jackson Interview, Mike was crying but no tears were coming out. Why?
Because plastic is waterproof.

Johnny was in school and the teacher was talking about God, the teacher asked the children to ask questions about God to find out who or what God is. Johnny put his hand up and asked,
"Is God black or white?"
The teacher replied, "God is both black and white."
"Is God a man or woman?"
"God is both a man and woman."
"Is God gay or straight?"
"God is both gay and straight."
"Is God, Michael Jackson?"

What do you think? Add your own jokes if you like.

Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?
A: Neil Armstrong did the earth walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson fucks little boys.

He is a joke himself so don't crowd bbs with this pleez?

what does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds?......There's 20 of them.

q: why does michael jackson have cheese on his cock?
a: because everyone knows kids will do anything for dairy-lee.
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q: why did michael jackson cross the road?
a: he couldnt get his dick out of the chicken.

Whats the difference between an xbox and Michael Jackson?

Kids turn them both on

ZING!!!11

Knock Knock..

don't get it:

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?..

hahaaa good one!:)

(My own joke)

During the Michael Jackson Interview...

it's ok i guess....

Johnny was in school and the teacher was talking about God..

good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you think? Add your own jokes if you like.

What does Michael Jackson call a bunch of kids playing in his backyard?
Paradise Hotel!
- Jay Leno

What's the difference between McDonalds and Micheal Jackson?

They both stick their meat between two year old buns.

At 7/3/04 04:56 PM, sezen wrote: He is a joke himself so don't crowd bbs with this pleez?

stfu

Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
He heard boys pants were half off!

Bwahahaha.

Good stuff, was a pretty entertaining read.

At 7/3/04 05:00 PM, TidesOfDarkness wrote: What's the similarity* between McDonalds and Micheal Jackson?

They both stick their meat between two year old buns.

Oops hehe :-S

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz2Men?
He thoought they were a phone service.

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catolouge.

Hear about Michael Jackson's suicide bid?
He drove his car up to a port and dived on the water, he was found 2hours later bobbing up and down on a small bouy.

Did you hear Michael Jackson bacame a priest. He did his first exocism recently. They called the devil to get him out of the child.

For a Michael Jackson fan, I do not help one bit.

whats the difference between MJ and a diddler,
Diddlers luer them in with candy, MJ luers them in with nothing, they'll all have cancer so he rapes them while unconcious... ahahahahahahahahaha NO

I've got lots of awesome ones!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a tennis raquet? MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS LITTLE CHILDREN AND HE'S UGLY!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a chainsaw? MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS LITTLE CHILDREN AND HE'S UGLY!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shovelful of dirt? MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS LITTLE CHILDREN AND HE'S UGLY!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a wooden doorknob? MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS LITTLE CHILDREN AND HE'S UGLY!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a pair of earphones? MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS LITTLE CHILDREN AND HE'S UGLY!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a pinecone? MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS LITTLE CHILDREN AND HE'S UGLY!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a tape recorder? MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS LITTLE CHILDREN AND HE'S UGLY!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plumber with a wig? MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS LITTLE CHILDREN AND HE'S UGLY!!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a bowling pin? MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS LITTLE CHILDREN AND HE'S UGLY!!!!

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At 7/3/04 05:28 PM, -poxpower- wrote: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a tennis raquet? MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS LITTLE CHILDREN AND HE'S UGLY!!!!

I think this one was the best.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke; Michael Jackson got burnt on
Pepsi!

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in!!

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off!!

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!!

here's the best one.
what type of person makes a topic about micheal jackson ( after the millions that came up after he got charge) someone whos jealous that they didn't get to be with micheal, j/ks NO offense

What's the difference between a Newgrounds member and Roy Chubby Brown?

The NG member will crack pointless and disgusting jokes about celebrities, which have little value to the point of comedy. Chubbie does the same but he uses a studio set.

Don't get it? YOU'RE RETARDED. Good day.

Q: Why is america the greatest country in the world?
A: It is the only place where a poor balck boy can grow up to be a rich white man.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

At 7/3/04 05:48 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!

Now that was the greatest one right there. LMFAO ahahahahahaha YES

Damn. I was going to do something like poxpower, but he stole my glory. Damn you, stealing my fun...

At 7/3/04 05:00 PM, TidesOfDarkness wrote: What's the difference between McDonalds and Micheal Jackson?

They both stick their meat between two year old buns.

Hahaha, bud-um-tssss!

At 7/3/04 05:00 PM, TidesOfDarkness wrote: What's the difference between McDonalds and Micheal Jackson?

They both stick their meat between two year old buns.

thats a great one XP

That is the best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man bought a car and when he said pop the radio would play pop music, rock it would play rock music, dance it would play dance music, etc.
One day he's driving and some children run out in front of him and he screeched to a stop and said, "Fucking kids," and a Michael Jackson song came on.

At 7/3/04 05:28 PM, -poxpower- wrote: I've got lots of awesome ones!

You suck

How do you make a Micheal Jackson hot dog?

Just put a 40 year old hot dog in 8 year old buns :)

Here's one...
What does Jackson have in common with whisky?
They both come in small tots

That reminds me, I actaully have a friend who has a sort of a striking resemblance to Michael Jackson...

At 7/3/04 04:53 PM, lynnie_mcp wrote: Michael Jackson blows Bubbles in the bath. (Think about it)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue Who?
Michael Jackson.

thats funny :)