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Got any good jokes?
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At 9/17/17 09:58 PM, Wegra wrote: I'm in the mood for a good joke.
Comcast.
At 9/17/17 09:58 PM, Wegra wrote: I'm in the mood for a good joke. Lay it on me.
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A rabbi and a Catholic priest talk about their career goals.
The priest: "One day I might be a bishop."
The rabbi: "And then?"
The priest: "I might even make it to a cardinal."
The rabbi: "And then?"
The priest: "With a bit of luck, I could even become the Pope."
The rabbi: "And then?"
The priest: "Are you mad? Higher than the pope, how is that even possible? Should I become God or what?"
The rabbi: "Why, one of us made it."
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Sig by Decky
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
At 9/17/17 09:58 PM, Wegra wrote: I'm in the mood for a good joke. Lay it on me.
This thread.
BOOM!
At 9/17/17 10:00 PM, TheQuietGamer wrote: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Bravo. Here's your award. *throws chunk of metal at face*
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dave
Dave who?
Dave begins to cry because he realized his grandmother had alzheimers
I made this one up after driving by a children's dental office.
Why are dentists good at giving bad news?
Because they don't sugarcoat it.
So, you walk into a bar, and there's a guy with a sad look on his face and in front of him is a miniature man playing a tiny piano.
Punchline: "I was drunk when I asked the genie, guess I was slurring my words, and now I'm stuck with this 12 inch pianist."
Threads to remember: Dickneck, Penicorns, SirTom93's School Incident, and EyeLovePoozy's thread about his job.
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
I'll see myself out
Now listen here, ya little shit, because this is the most epic one yet... Framerate snobs.
Time to bust a move and get it started. Time's wastin'.
-Mace 2.0
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, but when the pile gets high enough to where I can reach it, I'll post pics.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
