What would you do if you have gotten your girl friend pregnant
What if your girl friend is preggo
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At 5/15/17 09:50 AM, davthjr wrote: What would you do if you have gotten your girl friend pregnant
Marry her and help raise my child, opening a wonderful new chapter in my life?
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At 5/15/17 11:08 AM, lumiorfo wrote: Leave the country or suicide.
Spread your seed and avoid paying child support..?
Brilliant!
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I'd fly into space because that would mean that I had just defied the laws of science.
say 'gotta blast!' and disappear
well, beyond popular belief...
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At 5/15/17 11:08 AM, lumiorfo wrote: Leave the country or suicide.
I don't even have a girlfriend and that sounds amazing right now.
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She would get an abortion asap city.
Strangely enough, we discussed our mutual hatred of kids on our first date.
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Be an adult and accept my responsibillity. Support her through her difficult time and let het know that we are going to make it. Be there when the baby comes and hold it myself and look into it's eyes to experince true unconditional love for the first time ever in my life... Then panic once I realize this little shit will eat into my precious video gaming time, so I take a firm grip of one the ankles and slam that baby into the nearest table or other solid object.
This is where I wrote something funny
Laugh evilly in her face and run away yelling "you never shoulda trusted me!".
Come back 5 minutes later and ask how/if we are gonna raise it.
At 5/15/17 07:12 PM, Painbringer wrote:At 5/15/17 11:08 AM, lumiorfo wrote: Leave the country or suicide.Spread your seed and avoid paying child support..?
Brilliant!
Stick to oral and take tablets. That will stop it, besides I don't want kids.
At 5/15/17 11:46 PM, CoolBerries wrote: well, beyond popular belief...
Lego my preggo.
Happily ETS'd.
Make sure I get custody, so I don't have to pay child support for 20 years or higher, if it did happen.
i'm proud of where this thread went. good job, people of newgrounds. some good laughs.
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Demand DNA test, want to make sure it is mine before any other action is taken.
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