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I love Lent--...:)

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I love Lent--...:) 2017-03-13 12:17:01


-ils.

I love lentils.

In brown rice with some garlic, onion, cumin, turmeric, salt, black pepper, and a touch of cayenne.

It's a healthy vegan option that doesn't cost much and is easy to make as you let it simmer on the stove.


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Response to I love Lent--...:) 2017-03-13 19:26:04


At 3/13/17 12:20 PM, RightTime wrote:
I second the lentil appreciation here. Although I like lentil soup too, which is also cost effective. I prefer the thicker kind as opposed to the soupy kind with thin broth. That's just my preference.

I use them as a thickening agent in chili, because they cook long before the red and black beans making a thick starchy sauce for the beans to bathe in.

They're also lightweight and keep for a long time, so they make an excellent survival food in case of an emergency.


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Response to I love Lent--...:) 2017-03-13 19:28:42


At 3/13/17 12:17 PM, FUNKbrs


It's a healthy vegan option that doesn't cost much and is easy to make as you let it simmer on the stove.

Fucking hippy.


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to I love Lent--...:) 2017-03-13 20:46:28


Lentils suck dude

Response to I love Lent--...:) 2017-03-13 21:00:09


At 3/13/17 07:28 PM, stafffighter wrote:
Fucking hippy.

Look, we all need our date night recipes. You tell a girl you can cook vegan, and pull it off cheap, that's an infinite ticket to netflixnchill zone with a side order of probably hot.

Really, I'm the only person you can trust.

At 3/13/17 08:46 PM, NightRaid-NG wrote: Lentils suck dude

Lentils are an amazing source of protein, as well as having a low glycemic index. They're on the American Heart Association's approved diet as well. They're basically a superfood.

And not, let me reiterate, not a part of any religion. At all. Secret or otherwise.

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Response to I love Lent--...:) 2017-03-13 21:38:57


Lentils are for queers you fuckin shitface


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Response to I love Lent--...:) 2017-03-13 22:50:11


At 3/13/17 09:00 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Where can I get one of these things?


I turn water into water

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Response to I love Lent--...:) 2017-03-13 23:01:44


At 3/13/17 09:38 PM, Piemix wrote: Lentils are for queers you fuckin shitface

You mean for people better than the likes of you? Very true. You don't deserve the magic of lentil religion.

At 3/13/17 10:50 PM, SkimblixWalker wrote:
At 3/13/17 09:00 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Where can I get one of these things?

You local grocery store, in the dried beans section. Sometimes they're also in the mexican cuisine section as well.

the lens shape of the lentil helps us focus on our faith

This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to I love Lent--...:) 2017-03-13 23:06:38


I cook lentils all the time, very easy just to mix in spices and chicken stock and let simmer


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Response to I love Lent--...:) 2017-03-13 23:23:15


At 3/13/17 11:06 PM, Spedmallet wrote: I cook lentils all the time, very easy just to mix in spices and chicken stock and let simmer

I too enjoy 'we r legion' psedointellectual circlejerking

learn the lentil. Love the lentil. There is no god other than the lentil

This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to I love Lent--...:) 2017-03-13 23:32:15


At 3/13/17 11:23 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I too enjoy 'we r legion' psedointellectual circlejerking

you really love my posts apparently

like why

they're shit


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Response to I love Lent--...:) 2017-03-14 10:17:21


At 3/13/17 11:32 PM, Spedmallet wrote:
you really love my posts apparently

but I wasn't being funny

like why

what that doesn't even make sense

they're shit

are you memeing me


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to I love Lent--...:) 2017-03-14 17:46:52


What is a lentil. Like a bean>?


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