I wanna do a Planet Dolan type of animation for practice, so I'll be doing something like Dolan True Stories.

So tell me, what was the worst thing that happened to you during sex.

The best answers will be featured in the animation.

He touched me in my no no zone

At 1/27/17 07:13 AM, Zornuzkull wrote: I threw up all over a girls chest while fucking her...

omg

what did she do lmao

When you're both really sweaty and press your chests together, it sometimes makes a fart sound. Fastest way to kill the mood.

At 1/26/17 08:32 PM, NightRaid-NG wrote: Worst thing during your "play time"

Crashing to desktop

At 1/27/17 11:00 AM, Zornuzkull wrote: She wasn't phased at all... In fact she was into it...
I got the fuck outta there...

She was in to you vomiting on her chest...lmfao holy

Well whenever I try giving oral something goes wrong. The first time I tried she was nervous and said only for ten seconds. After ten seconds she wanted more, so after a few minutes I ended up accidentally biting her clit, and it totally killed the mood. She didn't let me try again after that. Last time I tried, I had just got done fingering this girl, and I brought up the possibility of going down on her. She had a strange look on her face and gave a neutral "okay, I guess." After a minute or so, nothing. No reaction whatsoever. The whole time just a very awkward sillence and tongue-on-vag sounds. Eventually I just gave up and said " I'm sorry about that" and we went back to normal sex.

At 1/27/17 11:11 AM, Zornuzkull wrote: Yeah there was another one who liked to cut herself during sex...
She didn't last long either...

Cut her wrists, or what body parts?

At 1/27/17 04:18 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: Her arms... I wasn't into that shit either...

You seem to have found some good ones.

Guy would cry either during his climax or after.

At 1/27/17 11:36 AM, Neoslayre wrote: Last time I tried, I had just got done fingering this girl, and I brought up the possibility of going down on her. She had a strange look on her face and gave a neutral "okay, I guess." After a minute or so, nothing. No reaction whatsoever.

did you dig your hand into it or actually go for the lips

also, did you try just asking for feedback? It's better than doing it wrong

At 1/27/17 11:36 AM, Gaymo McFagwhore wrote:

What was your worst playtime thing please help me get the china I can't hire prostitute with tugboat

My ex got very, very drunk and asked me to urinate on them. I was like "nuuuu that's gross and degrading to us both" and then we had sex on the floor instead. Was p good

At 1/27/17 06:45 PM, Zornuzkull wrote:

At 1/27/17 05:08 PM, Alias wrote:

At 1/27/17 04:18 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: Her arms... I wasn't into that shit either...

You seem to have found some good ones.

I haven't even mentioned the one who wanted to be strangled till she passed or
The others I attract some unusual characters..

Lmfaooo

bump

I need more answers for the vid

At 1/27/17 07:13 AM, Zornuzkull wrote: I threw up all over a girls chest while fucking her...

That means that you ruined the best part of it...

At 1/27/17 10:01 AM, sjwgenocide wrote: you're 15 dude, maybe consider having enough sexual experiences to tell your own stories before sampling the stories of other people

The closest thing to my thoughts I can say I agree with without regurgitating. I was just gonna say, grow up, NightRaid. Your cringe-worthy obsession with sex reminds me of the worst half of middle school. Keep in mind that any of us here over the age of 18 could be arrested for even sharing sex stories with you, and it's literally illegal for you to watch porn. LOL.

probably the worst thing ever, was 69'ing this girl and it was ok until I noticed... a DINGLEBERRY

After the climax I realized she had run away halfway through. I still don't know what I was fucking in the meantime

So I was Having sex, it was at a halloween spin the bottle party in the closet. and my time was over and I realized it was a guy I slept with. I tried to get a way but turns out he knew my phone number can't recall how he knows, but he still calls till this very day.

So me and this chick were going at it and I was doing surprisingly well, like really on my A game here and making her scream and moan, until I remembered that I was never fucking anyone to begin with and that the screams and moans weren't sexual but haunting.

2 spooky

Formatting the hard drive while clearing space on my Xbox 360. All my hours of Skyrim and save files were lost. This was many years ago and I didn't know any better.

At 2/1/17 01:22 PM, mapsynth wrote: After the climax I realized she had run away halfway through. I still don't know what I was fucking in the meantime

what the fuck LOL

At 2/1/17 03:27 AM, EDM364 wrote: a DINGLEBERRY

Wtf is that?

At 2/2/17 08:07 AM, TOEZ wrote: Formatting the hard drive while clearing space on my Xbox 360. All my hours of Skyrim and save files were lost. This was many years ago and I didn't know any better.

Actually talking about dicks and butts but ok

Fell asleep.

At 2/3/17 01:46 AM, NightRaid-NG wrote: Wtf is that?

A small, pale, dried up turdling that dangles from the hair(s) of your ass-crack, usually unnoticed until you yank it or some unfortunate somebody is faced with the dilemma of whether to put up and shut up or tell you there's a hunk of shit dangling in full view. I'm genuinely surprised you've never heard of this.

At 2/3/17 02:06 AM, EDM364 wrote:

God damn! You just hit number one on the list

I could tell more stories but I don't know if they would necessarily be considered bad. There was one time I was eating out my fiancee while having a coherent conversation with my mom on the other side of the door that no, I wasn't hungry and didn't want to come to dinner, but I would like some spaghetti later -- and I didn't have any dirty clothes or want anything to drink -- and yes the air conditioner was working, etc.

Also, another time, one of my best friends approached the car, windows steamed and all, and asked for a cigarette despite not being able to see in because it was so steamed up LMAO.

Another time, my ex called in the middle. My roommate has walked in on me twice in the same session. My gf left a 2 foot squirt puddle that smelled weird for a month and needed to be vacuumed. My gf farted in my face once. I was sleeping with my best friend's mom and a bartender, and I was doing my thing until he poked my butthole, hoping I wouldn't notice. They were both like 40. Also had to listen to said best friends' brother snoring on the other side of the wall later that night while doing said best friend.

My sex life is just strange.

Worst sexual experience was riding this guy during an orgy for 4 hours and he was so socially awkward and nervous he literally could not cum. He also tried to finger me dry at first. :/ To be fair he was a virgin but it was exhausting, considering said orgy was like 7 hours.

Guys sucking me off for a loooonngg time... I just cant finish on that for some reason. It gets really awkward because they get tired.

also shit on my cock

At 2/3/17 02:27 AM, EDM364 wrote: I was sleeping with my best friend's mom

Waht

At 2/3/17 03:25 AM, poinl wrote: Waht

Well, I was in college, and she was hot, and I was mad at my ex and on SSRI's. I really have no idea wtf was going through my head because on all accounts she was batshit crazy.

Also, re: guys sucking you off, I literally have no idea how someone gets tired (lazy) during oral, unless it's longer than one hour, and then they've just sorta already failed at life at that point if they have to that long.

At 2/3/17 03:57 AM, EDM364 wrote:

Also, re: guys sucking you off, I literally have no idea how someone gets tired (lazy) during oral, unless it's longer than one hour, and then they've just sorta already failed at life at that point if they have to that long.

Na it didn't ever go near an hour. This happened with multiple guys too. Makes me think it's my fault somehow.