If You Had A Pet Monster...

[TheGamechanger]

Assuming that the monsters in question are 100% loyal and obedient to you:

1.) How many monsters would you own as a pet?

2.) What species would those monsters be (they don't all have to be the same species)?

3.) What would their names be?

4.) What would you do with them?

[Painbringer]

Now you got the My Pet Monster theme stuck in my head.

[Oddlem]

I'm fine with just my cat because he's clingy. Screw your monsters. </3

I've ascended, and I am now one with the shitposters.

[axehandle-stain]

This awful thing?