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Dog loses 35 pounds of hair

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Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-11 02:28:41


https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/rescued-dog-loses-35-pounds-160651285.html

After spending six years in a barn stall, Lazarus is finally getting a second chance. Amanda Brooke Charsha-Lindsey with the Big Fluffy Dog Rescue shared an inspiring photo of a recently rescued great pyrenees named Lazarus to her Facebook page on Sunday. According to Charsha-Lindsey, Lazarus was kept in a barn stall for the past six years, and was in dire need of a haircut when groomer Candice Skelton rescued the pup. Skelton shaved 35 pounds of hair off of the dog, and he is nearly unrecognizable in the before and after shots.

What useful things could they do with all that dog hair?


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-11 02:42:25


At 9/11/16 02:32 AM, zornuzkull wrote: "What useful things could they do with all that dog hair?" :- DoctorStrongbad 2016...

They could make wigs with it. Hairless dogs would love a dog hair wig.


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"He hasn't left a poop filled barn stall in 6 years"

Why do unappreciative assholes keep getting animals if they refuse to fucking look after them. Makes me so bloody angry.


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-11 08:00:40


At 9/11/16 02:28 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/rescued-dog-loses-35-pounds-160651285.html

After spending six years in a barn stall, Lazarus is finally getting a second chance. Amanda Brooke Charsha-Lindsey with the Big Fluffy Dog Rescue shared an inspiring photo of a recently rescued great pyrenees named Lazarus to her Facebook page on Sunday. According to Charsha-Lindsey, Lazarus was kept in a barn stall for the past six years, and was in dire need of a haircut when groomer Candice Skelton rescued the pup. Skelton shaved 35 pounds of hair off of the dog, and he is nearly unrecognizable in the before and after shots.

What useful things could they do with all that dog hair?

You could call it a sheep dawg lol

Also with the hair I would dump it in my grandmas house to see how pissed she would get because she vacuums every fkin day

Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-11 08:07:57


At 9/11/16 02:32 AM, zornuzkull wrote: "What useful things could they do with all that dog hair?" :- DoctorStrongbad 2016...

You could make a bunch of white whigs. Honestly, it's kind of hard to tell the difference between dog hair and human hair if you're not up close to it.

Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-11 16:25:29


At 9/11/16 02:32 AM, zornuzkull wrote: "What useful things could they do with all that dog hair?" :- DoctorStrongbad 2016...

Cure cancer, duh!


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-11 16:35:01


At 9/11/16 02:59 AM, Gagsy wrote: "He hasn't left a poop filled barn stall in 6 years"

Why do unappreciative assholes keep getting animals if they refuse to fucking look after them. Makes me so bloody angry.

There are many criminals out there that commit animal abuse. They should all be reported and convicted.


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-11 16:38:02


At 9/11/16 08:00 AM, orion1220 wrote: You could call it a sheep dawg lol
Also with the hair I would dump it in my grandmas house to see how pissed she would get because she vacuums every fkin day

Your grandma would be very angry at you. She would have to pull a prank on you to get even.


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-11 18:19:28


At 9/11/16 08:07 AM, RefreshMe wrote:
At 9/11/16 02:32 AM, zornuzkull wrote: "What useful things could they do with all that dog hair?" :- DoctorStrongbad 2016...
You could make a bunch of white whigs. Honestly, it's kind of hard to tell the difference between dog hair and human hair if you're not up close to it.

That was the same thing that I said. Dog wigs could be the next big thing.


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-11 18:20:38


At 9/11/16 04:25 PM, killerjeff wrote:
At 9/11/16 02:32 AM, zornuzkull wrote: "What useful things could they do with all that dog hair?" :- DoctorStrongbad 2016...
Cure cancer, duh!

If dog hair can cure cancer, the owner would be very rich.


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These sentences from the article are fucking beautiful: "Tomorrow, he gets a crash course in house life. Might only get as far as the garage, but it'll be inside. Laz, we have just started buddy."


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-12 02:46:22


At 9/11/16 09:59 PM, FastbootsZA wrote: I have never seen a dog like that with so many hair before

That is what happens when you do not give a pet haircuts. You have to maintain their appearance.


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-12 02:47:14


At 9/11/16 10:02 PM, Kayleeee wrote: These sentences from the article are fucking beautiful: "Tomorrow, he gets a crash course in house life. Might only get as far as the garage, but it'll be inside. Laz, we have just started buddy."

It was a great article. Glad that you enjoyed it, Kayleeee.


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-12 04:42:42


"DSB commented on every thread except the 9/11 memorial thread and made his own non-supportive thread. DSB hates America and supports terrorism." -DoctorStrongBad

Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-12 10:41:52


At 9/12/16 04:42 AM, CiviLies wrote: "DSB commented on every thread except the 9/11 memorial thread and made his own non-supportive thread. DSB hates America and supports terrorism." -DoctorStrongBad

Commented on every thread? lol


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-12 20:41:15


At 9/12/16 04:42 AM, CiviLies wrote: "DSB commented on every thread except the 9/11 memorial thread and made his own non-supportive thread. DSB hates America and supports terrorism." -DoctorStrongBad

They could make wigs with it. Hairless dogs would love a dog hair wig.


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-12 21:14:38


Hi there, have you seen this adorable pooch recently?

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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-12 22:56:01


At 9/12/16 08:41 PM, Oddlem wrote:
At 9/12/16 04:42 AM, CiviLies wrote: "DSB commented on every thread except the 9/11 memorial thread and made his own non-supportive thread. DSB hates America and supports terrorism." -DoctorStrongBad
They could make wigs with it. Hairless dogs would love a dog hair wig.

Yes, that was a good post that I made earlier. You forget to make your own post.


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-12 22:56:34


At 9/12/16 09:14 PM, X-Dog wrote: Hi there, have you seen this adorable pooch recently?

No, I have not. Tell us more.


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-12 22:59:16


At 9/12/16 10:56 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 9/12/16 09:14 PM, X-Dog wrote: Hi there, have you seen this adorable pooch recently?
No, I have not.

That was odd. Guess I need to keep asking around!


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-12 23:47:14


I swear you should have your own network.


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-13 15:02:15


At 9/12/16 10:59 PM, X-Dog wrote: That was odd. Guess I need to keep asking around!

How did you lose your dog? When was the last time you saw him?


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-13 15:02:49


At 9/12/16 11:47 PM, Avery wrote: I swear you should have your own network.

That would be amazing. I could do much with my own network.


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-13 16:08:58


At 9/11/16 02:42 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 9/11/16 02:32 AM, zornuzkull wrote: "What useful things could they do with all that dog hair?" :- DoctorStrongbad 2016...
They could make wigs with it. Hairless dogs would love a dog hair wig.

Fuck you


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-13 20:16:08


At 9/13/16 04:08 PM, ragnkinson wrote:
Fuck you

No thanks.

It would be nice if they kept the dog's hair in better shape.


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Response to Dog loses 35 pounds of hair 2016-09-13 23:16:37


At 9/13/16 03:02 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: How did you lose your dog? When was the last time you saw him?

So I finally got directions to find Champ, a syringe full of a dubious chemical to cure him and an improvised explosive device to blow the cellar that will lead me there.


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