with you as my witnesses, i freely give my soul to the dark lord lucifer. all show bow down to the dark lord.
I freely dedicate my soul to satan
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At 9/3/16 09:11 AM, donglepuss wrote: with you as my witnesses, i freely give my soul to the dark lord lucifer. all show bow down to the dark lord.
I love creative and insightful threads like these ones.
Satan is weak. Worship Khorne. Here's Azariah Kyras pledging.
Khorne will hook you up with an awesome murder boner, spikes and chainaxes. That's like a chainsaw, but it's an ax dawg! Khorne will get you shredded!
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!
At 9/3/16 09:11 AM, donglepuss wrote: with you as my witnesses, i freely give my soul to the dark lord lucifer. all show bow down to the dark lord.
Sorry donglepuss, Satan doesn't want you. Now your mom...that's another story...
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
@Satan, get in here. We have another one.
Let's be serious about this. Satan is chump change..
Give your soul freely to Sithrak - "An insane god for an unjust world" ®
"Sithrak, the god that hates you. Let him into your heart. Blame him for everything." ™
http://oglaf.com/geewoks/ (warning - adult comic with plenty o' penis and vagina)
At 9/3/16 09:11 AM, donglepuss wrote: with you as my witnesses, i freely give my soul to the dark lord lucifer. all show bow down to the dark lord.
Lucifer probably doesn't need to hear that. You know you think of Solomon Grundy and Lex Luther and Dr. Strange and to be honest I doubt they need a New Grounder to state they ate submitting themselves to a dark lord.
Schizaphrenic
At 9/3/16 02:55 PM, zornuzkull wrote:At 9/3/16 11:04 AM, someaveragechap wrote: Satan is weak. Worship Khorne. Here's Azariah Kyras pledging.Meh Malice is better...
Malice has a dubious place in the canon and only one flippin' official warband in 40k. Dude's a piker. The Horned Rat is more of a Chaos God.
lucifer sounds like a lil girl's name
At 9/4/16 04:36 PM, VenomationsTV wrote: lucifer sounds like a lil girl's name
It probably is a little girl's name somewhere because people give their kids such stupid names these days.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
Did it come with benefits? You should probably prepare your arse for fiery anal beads
Are you not Entertained ?!?
If this is the face of Satan then I happily forfeit my soul.
