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At 8/23/16 08:16 AM, LauriJ wrote: Is now a Dildo! Let the dirty thoughs commence...
*Sells it to a user who actually needs it*
"Death upon death... Nothing but death in this barren land. Who can we pray to? There are only demons and fiends here."
~The Journal of a Man Who Wandered into Another World
At 8/23/16 08:16 AM, LauriJ wrote: Is now a Dildo! Let the dirty thoughs commence...
Blow a load in my ass.
Can also serve as a cocksleeve.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
screw using it as a dildo, I would use it to smash my foes brains out. Though getting blood off of gold would be a real pain in the ass.
At 8/23/16 08:41 AM, TOXlCITY wrote: this isn't gonna end well
Yeah, it's tad too sharp all things considered. My pin on the other hand...
This idea arouses me greatly. I think my giant, golden fist would be a good dildo.
I already own 7.
Shovels or dildos? You'll never know.
Think mine would be a little too sharp to serve as a dildo.
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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At least I can invite four friends to this death orgy.
barbed wire punching glove
not good not good at all.
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
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Okay, considering I have yet to use a dildo and am unsure if I ever will I don't see why I happen to have this cutlass themed dildo laying around in my home, but I suppose it could always be useful at some point and could make for a fun roleplay prop, maybe even being used for pleasurable sexual pirate roleplay which would indeed give me a use for it at last I suppose. So I guess it could give me some use out of a dildo I ordinarily wouldn't use. I would need to talk it over with my future partner to see if they would enjoy such a thing, as if they would then of course it could provide some fun and then I could indeed be pleasantly surprised by at last having a use for a dildo. Since no offence to the toys themselves, dildos are wonderful toys for pleasure, I just personally find better enjoyment from my lovers rather than a toy, but using for toy to make them happy would be a good thing.
One side is safer than the other.
Also it cuts salads.
Who knows what can happen when you shove the mystery box up your ass!
At 8/26/16 11:40 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Who knows what can happen when you shove the mystery box up your ass!
I'm guessing that the mystery box contains some kind of monster that's much large than the box itself.
So if the box contains something as sharp and pointy as Bowser and the box breaks while it is inside you, then you're in for a rough time.
At 8/27/16 08:56 AM, Denton wrote: How the hell can my icon be a dildo?
On the over hand mine looks like a very niche custom job.
At 8/27/16 08:56 AM, Denton wrote: How the hell can my icon be a dildo?
Just think of it as a doll and it should be fine...
