My username is garbage

[GodInACup]

Just found out that it's the name of a book about coffee. As my username is intrinsically linked to my self-esteem, I am crushed. I don't even like coffee that much. Fuck Michaele Weissman.

So when do you think your username will betray you? Does it plot against you, desperate to undermine all the important work you've done on this website? Is it sentient? Does it know the user behind it, the user that forced it's cooperation without its consent? Does it resent you? When you eventually abandon it for a quiet life in a retirement home, will it search for you? Will the search be one of reconcilement or revenge?

Or does it just have a word and some numbers because you fucking suck?

[Klaudesin]

Hey, your username could have been shitty like mine. Could've have been worst...

[Ozone]

At one point my username was going to be Agent Orange. I thought it was cool to be a professional who liked the color orange. Then I learned that Agent Orange was a chemical used in the Vietnam War. I tried other colors like Agent Green or Agent Silver, but to no avail. Eventually, I thought about some cool words I liked and I chose OzoneOrange.

Usernames can back stab you. Believe me, this isn't the only username story I have. If you feel like this coffee betrayal is the last straw go ahead and change it.

[Psycho666]

You clearly have had your username much longer than that book has been published. Issue a cease and desist letter, just for fun.

[Painbringer]

@Twilight had to change his name to @Bees because of this.

[Nickisabi]

I have the best username, bitches.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

My username by itself hasn't betrayed me yet; however some old, shitty highschool poetry I used to have associated it still lingers around on this metal band's facebook.

I still like my name, but I'd rather some stuff around it just did not exist anymore.

[GodInACup]

At 8/4/16 07:44 PM, Psycho666 wrote: You clearly have had your username much longer than that book has been published. Issue a cease and desist letter, just for fun.

I've been living a lie. I changed my username to this around 2013-2014 from something retarded. I didn't know about that book, however, until today.

I've no legal discourse, even sending a cease and desist for the amusement would feel hollow and pathetic. I've never been more depressed.

[tehslaphappy]

If your username is garbage, become a supporter and change it!

[GodInACup]

At 8/4/16 08:33 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: If your username is garbage, become a supporter and change it!

I plan on it once I've got mo money honey. Becoming a supporter, not changing my name. my username is chained to me whether it likes it or not. Also, we share a birthday so we are best friends, just so you know.

[StaticSkull]

Venom combined with animations sounds good to me still

[poopmcfarts]

I have a love hate relationship with mine, on one hand, it sounds horrible, but it has kind of grown on me.

[billybobthwarten]

At 8/4/16 07:41 PM, OzoneOrange wrote: At one point my username was going to be Agent Orange. I thought it was cool to be a professional who liked the color orange. Then I learned that Agent Orange was a chemical used in the Vietnam War.

agent orange is also a punk band

[CiviLies]

I think my username is solid, holmes.

[donglepuss]

donlepuss :3

[Big-Boss]

No, it's GodInACup.

[Kiwi]

At 8/4/16 07:49 PM, Painbringer wrote: @Twilight had to change his name to @Bees because of this.

That guy is still around?

[GodInACup]

At 8/5/16 08:12 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: No, it's GodInACup.

Oh my what a charmer, please consume my twat :3

[wolfe]

Change it?

[DoctorTractor]

At 8/5/16 10:16 AM, GodInACup wrote:

At 8/5/16 08:12 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: No, it's GodInACup.

Oh my what a charmer, please consume my twat :3

Your username is good, it's not garbage.

[WahyaRanger2]

At 8/4/16 08:33 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: If your username is garbage, become a supporter and change it!

I hardly have enough money to support myself, let alone Tom Fulp and his entire fucking family

[GodInACup]

At 8/5/16 10:18 AM, WahyaRanger2 wrote:

At 8/4/16 08:33 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: If your username is garbage, become a supporter and change it!

I hardly have enough money to support myself, let alone Tom Fulp and his entire fucking family

Yeahh pretty sure he has 5 kids by now, being a supporter is going to cost $75 a day pretty soon, I can guarantee it 100%

[Big-Boss]

At 8/5/16 10:16 AM, GodInACup wrote:

At 8/5/16 08:12 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: No, it's GodInACup.

Oh my what a charmer, please consume my twat :3

hot

[Painbringer]

At 8/5/16 09:35 AM, Kayleeee wrote: That guy is still around?

He left several years ago, it would seem.

[Oddlem]

My old name was pretty stupid. So I guess I technically betrayed my old username since I changed it, rather than the other way around.

[Kiwi]

At 8/5/16 11:46 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 8/5/16 10:16 AM, GodInACup wrote:

At 8/5/16 08:12 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: No, it's GodInACup.

Oh my what a charmer, please consume my twat :3

hot

Excuse me

[Falonefal]

I once had my username renamed to 'Admiral' because the original account of that username was inactive.

Then I learned that my current nickname which I changed it from meant something close to 'cummy dick' from a Spanish person or something and asked for it to be changed back.

I came up with this name when I was really little while not knowing any Spanish, so I decided I was destined for this nick.

[MuramasasEdge]

I used to be called Ketchup.
Even though the username was Ketchemonia.
My username despite having a high opinion of it has lead conspirators to look for me across the interwebz.
So yeah...
But that was months ago; I think I'm good.

Dude, I was under the impression you're name was like wad in a cup or piss even.
I don't know those were my impressions then.
Like you were being so conceited as to call yourself a god for having perfect genetics.

[Painbringer]

At 8/4/16 07:41 PM, OzoneOrange wrote: At one point my username was going to be Agent Orange. Then I learned that Agent Orange was a chemical used in the Vietnam War. Eventually, I thought about some cool words I liked and I chose OzoneOrange.

Eh... Your current username is still rather toxic...

[Ozone]

At 8/10/16 05:28 PM, Painbringer wrote:
Eh... Your current username is still rather toxic...

It seems like I'm destined to be poisonous to the environment.