With all this bullshitery today with the free-market being raped, raped, raped (not killed; I wish it would be killed because hot damn am I schizophrenic) but raped.
I need a side bitch. I don't want a side bitch I need a side bitch. It's not even a like "oh maybe we'll get you one maybe we won't" it's like no bitch you WILL get me a side bitch.
Schizaphrenic
No. Not because I don't like being a bitch at times, but it's being YOUR bitch I don't like.
Be careful. Dress youthfully and be weary of the fact that 90% of side bitches have infections.
Me cogió la mierda de cuerpo muerto de su hija después de que le prendió fuego.
At 7/8/16 02:26 AM, PierceCoontz wrote: Be careful. Dress youthfully and be weary of the fact that 90% of side bitches have infections.
100% of the quoted post was made up on the spot
At 7/8/16 02:04 AM, zornuzkull wrote: Ok..
I don't get it.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 7/8/16 01:14 AM, fuProgressive wrote:
I need a side bitch.
yeah, have fun with that. i kinda like watching those situations blow up in people's faces, which i could in this case.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
Wow, what a clever way to say "second Fleshlight" :D
If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...
Step 1: Sleep on your left hand
Step 2: Masturbate
Congrats you got a side bitch!
Just yell, "major key alert". They'll come, trust me.
