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Quick! 2016-07-03 04:26:31 (edited 2016-07-03 04:38:31)


Make a Haiku!

Jimi Hendrix dick.
Big, long, black, voluptuous.
God it's big, like, damn.


"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."

I also draw stuff. Here's some of it.

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Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 04:36:55


I can't make hiakus
Stop making me do this please
Oh good it is done.


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

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Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 04:43:56


A gay man.
Sucking a big dick.
Getting fucked.

It is supposed to be 3, 5 and 3 syllables, right?

A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 04:46:13


Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 08:41:48


Fuck Haikus
Fuck them so much
I hate them


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 10:39:46


At 7/3/16 04:29 AM, LuckyLightTitan wrote: Roses are red, violets are blue, baka baka aishteru
@Neoslayre

LuckyLightTitan

He just tagged me in his post

Yeah that's about it.

Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 10:45:45


Red roses are red
And blue violets are blue
This is a haiku

Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 10:47:13 (edited 2016-07-03 10:49:32)


authenticity
making haikus is the key
bacon eggs and tea

Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 11:04:17


We're low on Milk.
The Milk has run out.
Also, Cows are extinct.


Cartoonist lad, occasional BBS poster and all-round human hailing from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.


NOTICE: Anyone caught posting A.I. 'art' on Newgrounds.com will have their balls ripped off and flushed down the toilet.

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Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 11:14:38


It's five-seven-five.
Get it together, fellas.
With love, FinaLee.


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Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 11:19:14


Never give you up
Never going to let you down
Never run around

Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 11:22:30


If you like haikus,
check out the writing forum.
Don't make +1 posts.

I fear for this thread.
Forum games get pretty dumb.
Please don't ruin it.


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Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 12:46:40


At 7/3/16 11:45 AM, zornuzkull wrote: I don't know how...

The first sentence has to have only 5 syllables, The second sentence has to have only 7 syllables, and the last sentence has to have only 5 syllables again.

I didn't know how to make a Haiku either until I looked it up yesterday.

"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."

I also draw stuff. Here's some of it.

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Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 13:26:26


Fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck you


The Newgrounds Revolution isn't a thing, quit being a pussy.

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Response to Quick! 2016-07-03 19:08:30


At 7/3/16 12:50 PM, zornuzkull wrote: How about some dirty limericks instead?

Hey, that's just as good.


"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."

I also draw stuff. Here's some of it.

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