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I am Jesus Christ.

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I am Jesus Christ. 2016-06-29 11:36:46


I honest to god believe that I am the second coming of Christ. anyone here is welcome to try and convince me otherwise.

Response to I am Jesus Christ. 2016-06-29 11:41:07


Another one.

Response to I am Jesus Christ. 2016-06-29 11:41:51



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Response to I am Jesus Christ. 2016-06-29 11:42:40


At 6/29/16 11:36 AM, donglepuss wrote: I honest to god believe that I am the second coming of Christ. anyone here is welcome to try and convince me otherwise.

You have 5 seconds to remove all the methane at the bottom of the ocean


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Response to I am Jesus Christ. 2016-06-29 13:26:47 (edited 2016-06-29 13:38:54)


Can you not make cancer a thing anymore okay thanks


"Ya'll can kiss my ass" - James Allen "Red Dog"

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Response to I am Jesus Christ. 2016-06-29 14:34:02


At 6/29/16 11:36 AM, donglepuss wrote: I honest to god believe that I am the second coming of Christ.

So do I. Let's build a Tag Team and rule the WCW or WWE or whatever is hip nowadays.


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Response to I am Jesus Christ. 2016-06-29 14:43:17


don't think so

I am Jesus Christ.


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to I am Jesus Christ. 2016-06-29 14:46:00


I'm experiencing deja vu...


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to I am Jesus Christ. 2016-06-29 19:41:51


Dear Jesus,
Make Rainbow Dash real and as cute as she is in the show.
Not my will, but your will be done.
Amen.


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Response to I am Jesus Christ. 2016-06-30 02:31:32


Wouldn't the second coming of Christ be like God's sloppy seconds?

What a cheap whore of a prophet you are.

Can't we get an original scenario?

Response to I am Jesus Christ. 2016-06-30 04:36:07


>inb4 crucified again by Romans

Response to I am Jesus Christ. 2016-06-30 04:42:16


Uh huh, and I'm legendary actor Tom Hanks.

Response to I am Jesus Christ. 2016-06-30 14:19:08


At 6/30/16 12:41 PM, LuckyLightTitan wrote:
And i am Muhammed, oh wait...
Joke ; my name is actually Mohammed and there's a prophet called Muhammed.

You are also the living legend of Newgrounds.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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