I honest to god believe that I am the second coming of Christ. anyone here is welcome to try and convince me otherwise.
I honest to god believe that I am the second coming of Christ. anyone here is welcome to try and convince me otherwise.
I was actually going to give a serious answer but it's not worth it.
If you were Jesus you wouldn't be on Newgrounds. That's honestly a fact.
Son, what have I told you about being on this horrible site? Don't expect to be driving with your friends anytime soon. I'm thinking two millennia.
At 5/13/16 08:47 AM, BrandonIsNear wrote: I was actually going to give a serious answer but it's not worth it.
If you were Jesus you wouldn't be on Newgrounds. That's honestly a fact.
Yeah, Jesus seems like more of a 4chan guy tbh.
i honestly don't believe you honestly believe you're jesus.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
No you're conviction in your own belief that you are Jesus is all I need. All praise donglepuss!
At 5/13/16 10:36 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:At 5/13/16 08:47 AM, BrandonIsNear wrote: I was actually going to give a serious answer but it's not worth it.Why not? We have @Thor, @Loki, @Satan … why not Jesus?
If you were Jesus you wouldn't be on Newgrounds. That's honestly a fact.
“Men of Galilee,” they said, “why are you standing here staring into heaven? Jesus has been taken from you into heaven, but someday he will return from heaven in the same way you saw him go!”
Then again, you're probably just baiting us, and I'm probably just wasting my time.
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but...
A truly prophetic sig...
At 5/13/16 08:19 AM, donglepuss wrote: I honest to god believe that I am the second coming of Christ. anyone here is welcome to try and convince me otherwise.
Religion is fantasy. There is no God; Jesus was just some dude. You are also just some dude; so, you're more like the 108,000,000,000th coming of some dude. Congratulations... you're statistically irrelevant.
You're about as holy as God's poop (i.e. a literal holy shit)
At 5/13/16 08:47 AM, BrandonIsNear wrote: I was actually going to give a serious answer but it's not worth it.
If you were Jesus you wouldn't be on Newgrounds. That's honestly a fact.
by what standards? yours?
At 5/13/16 10:54 PM, Shauna wrote:At 5/13/16 09:31 AM, Kayleeee wrote:These were my thoughts exactly. He would be probably trolling /v/ or /x/ thoughAt 5/13/16 08:47 AM, BrandonIsNear wrote: I was actually going to give a serious answer but it's not worth it.Yeah, Jesus seems like more of a 4chan guy tbh.
If you were Jesus you wouldn't be on Newgrounds. That's honestly a fact.
I've never even been on 4chan. I don't even know what any of those things are.
At 5/13/16 04:34 PM, Viper wrote: We already DO have a @Jesus on here though.
Same with @God
And they somehow never felt the need to be really active.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
At 5/13/16 08:19 AM, donglepuss wrote: I honest to god believe that I am the second coming of Christ. anyone here is welcome to try and convince me otherwise.
Listen, Jesus, we were supposed to meet south of the border 3 days ago for the swap. I stood there like an idiot holding all these bags of parmesian cheese for days, man!
NOT COOL.
Now where's the Southern Ski Powder? YOU OWE ME, MAN.
At 5/13/16 08:19 AM, donglepuss wrote: I honest to god believe that I am the second coming of Christ. anyone here is welcome to try and convince me otherwise.
Bring my dead friend back to life.
Kill all terrorists
Prevent muderers and pedophiles from existing
Make it so animal abuse doesn't exist
Make it so domestic and every kind of abuse doesn't exist.
Stop fucking up our planet
On a joking level though give me a small loan of a million dollars
You are a man, just as he was. Why not?
"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"
Prove it. Turn poop into wine.
Turn that poop into wine!
Turn that poop into wine!
Turn that poop into wine!
"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."
At 5/13/16 08:19 AM, donglepuss wrote: I honest to god believe that I am the second coming of Christ. anyone here is welcome to try and convince me otherwise.
whens the rapture bro? lol
At 5/13/16 10:36 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:At 5/13/16 08:47 AM, BrandonIsNear wrote: I was actually going to give a serious answer but it's not worth it.Why not? We have @Thor, @Loki, @Satan … why not Jesus?
If you were Jesus you wouldn't be on Newgrounds. That's honestly a fact.
I think we do have @Jesus, but that isn't your alt, OP.
At 5/13/16 08:19 AM, donglepuss wrote: I honest to god believe that I am the second coming of Christ. anyone here is welcome to try and convince me otherwise.
Thinking your Jesus is common to people that are having a manic episode.
I'm Darwin7 you can keep the change
At 5/13/16 08:47 AM, BrandonIsNear wrote: I was actually going to give a serious answer but it's not worth it.
If you were Jesus you wouldn't be on Newgrounds. That's honestly a fact.
He also wouldn't have the username "donglepuss"
At 5/30/16 03:05 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote: Prove it. Turn poop into wine.
Turn that poop into wine!Turn that poop into wine!Turn that poop into wine!
I thought this exact thing when I read the thread title
At 5/30/16 08:00 PM, larrynachos wrote:At 5/30/16 03:05 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote: Prove it. Turn poop into wine.I thought this exact thing when I read the thread title
Turn that poop into wine!Turn that poop into wine!Turn that poop into wine!
Great minds think alike.
"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."
At 5/30/16 03:05 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote: Prove it. Turn poop into wine.
Turn that poop into wine!Turn that poop into wine!Turn that poop into wine!
Do it OP
For my sake.
At 5/30/16 08:54 PM, poopmcfarts wrote:At 5/30/16 03:05 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote: Prove it. Turn poop into wine.Do it OP
Turn that poop into wine!Turn that poop into wine!Turn that poop into wine!
For my sake.
I think it's unanimous OP. You gotta squat down, take a poop, and turn that shit into wine.
"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."