A baby wolf spider, specifically. Young, daring, and full of unbridled potential. What should I do with it, guys? Make it a pet? Train it for the circus?
I caught a spider!
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At 5/25/16 11:41 AM, FinaLee wrote: What should I do with it, guys?
Make it erect a statue of you out of its webbing.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
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From Wikipedia.
Wolf spiders will inject venom if continually provoked. Symptoms of their venomous bite include swelling, mild pain, and itching. In the past, necrotic bites have been attributed to some South American species, but further investigation has indicated that those problems that did occur were probably actually due to bites by members of other genera. Australian wolf spiders have also been associated with necrotic wounds, but careful study has likewise shown them not to produce such results.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Give it to a new neighbor as a housewarming gift.
Give it spider steroids and release it on your enemies until your creation becomes too powerful and it begins hunting it's master.
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At 5/25/16 02:19 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: KILL IT WITH FIRE
Our wolf spiders are big and fearsome looking, but their bites are fairly mild. It's basically the same as any other common bug bite.
FUN FACT: If you're ever in a woodsy area and shined a flashlight at the ground, you'd probably see a bunch of glittery dots spread across the area. These are all spiders that are looking at you! :3
In Florida, a lot of these are wolf spiders.
See if you can get it to do the Spider Dance with you.
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Obligatory "put your dick on it" post.
Then eat it.
You should eat the spider.
Maybe even cook it first, on a mini fire?
At 5/25/16 11:41 AM, FinaLee wrote: A baby wolf spider, specifically. Young, daring, and full of unbridled potential. What should I do with it, guys? Make it a pet? Train it for the circus?
You should name it Fang.
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Get it to bite you so you can turn into Spider-man/woman
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The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace
You should let the spider go. It will repay you by eating all the bugs you don't want to have around.
At 5/25/16 04:40 PM, wildfire4461 wrote: See if you can get it to do the Spider Dance with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOmUBuaMjzw
No, this is the spider dance.
At 5/26/16 05:50 AM, LuckyLightTitan wrote: Eh, @NeonSpider is a lot better.
Thanks man
