It freaked the fuck out and then stopped moving. It's eyes went glassy and shit.
I buried it and then spread its ashes.
An animal died in my anus.
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I bought a gerbil at the petting zoooooo
If Richard Gere can do it, I can toooooo
I get undressed, I start to luuuuuuuuube
I stick the gerbil at the end of the tuuube
GOOOOOO GERBIL GOOO
That's the stench of my bathroom when I shit.
At 5/20/16 06:52 PM, Makakaov wrote: I buried it
I'm pretty sure it was already buried in your ass...
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
My last dog died because she jumped out of of my anus.
Close enough.
I once sat with a blue jay that was laying in my anus, Apparently injured.
It looked at me peacefully for about 20 minutes, then let out a Satanic screech and keeled over.
Fun stuff.
The Newgrounds Revolution isn't a thing, quit being a pussy.
At 5/20/16 10:36 PM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: Fun stuff.
dark humor is the final step through the long road of recovery.
congratulations.
my grandma died in a similar fashion.
Those who do not learn from the mistakes of their past are doomed to repeat them.
So I guess this begs the question....
What crawled up your ass and died?
What animal was it?
If it was a Pygmy Marmoset then you're a fucking monster.
