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Chittlins

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Chittlins 2016-02-04 14:29:35


Yall want something to eat????

So my mom sells food out of her home a few times a year to the community. She turns her kitchen into a tiny dive and people come and buy dinners. The most popular entrée she sell are chittlins/chitterlings. Which are pig intestines boiled until tender. Mmmmm

Yall want some chittlins?

not promoting or advertising just share some of the stuff my mother does.

Chittlins


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-04 14:31:50


I would, but I don't eat meat and it would be a really long drive besides.

Response to Chittlins 2016-02-04 14:49:50


I'd try that. I see pig feet on there, which I had once and did not like, but you never know until you try.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-04 14:55:43


At 2/4/16 02:50 PM, Neoncrotch wrote: No thanks but I would like to know more about those hog maws

Hog Maws are hog stomach. You chop it up into bite size pieces boil until tender.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-04 15:30:28


Sounds delicious, but I'm not coming all the way to SC just for chittlins. Still, good luck with the sale!

Response to Chittlins 2016-02-04 16:01:49


At 2/4/16 02:55 PM, Mizzjuicyflava wrote:
At 2/4/16 02:50 PM, Neoncrotch wrote: No thanks but I would like to know more about those hog maws
Hog Maws are hog stomach. You chop it up into bite size pieces boil until tender.

ohhh....

I thought it had something to do with league of legends.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-04 16:47:40


A lot of the items on that menu sound pretty good would like to try one of each

Response to Chittlins 2016-02-04 18:15:16


At 2/4/16 06:07 PM, Centaurora wrote: I mean it's not the most normal food I've heard of.

Once a guy wanted us to sell chicken feet. My mama refused.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-04 18:25:49


At 2/4/16 06:15 PM, Mizzjuicyflava wrote:
At 2/4/16 06:07 PM, Centaurora wrote: I mean it's not the most normal food I've heard of.
Once a guy wanted us to sell chicken feet. My mama refused.

That's eaten in several countries. It's real popular in China.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-04 22:21:12


Now this is a true Southern cooking thread if I ever did see one.

Though I am a bit surprised grits aren't on the menu.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-05 06:19:48


At 2/4/16 02:29 PM, Mizzjuicyflava wrote:

Why did you censor it?
WHAT IF I WANTED TO ORDER SOMETHING?


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-05 11:59:06


At 2/5/16 06:19 AM, Radaketor wrote

Why did you censor it?
WHAT IF I WANTED TO ORDER SOMETHING?

Lol sorry boo!

At 2/4/16 10:21 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Now this is a true Southern cooking thread if I ever did see one.

Though I am a bit surprised grits aren't on the menu.

Yeah, we have had catering events where grits were a side dish. Especially with shrimp, fish, and pork chops.

At 2/4/16 11:03 PM, Hoodie wrote: I went to my girlfriend's family for thanksgiving and her mom made chittlins and I was going to vomit. Like I was absolutely prepared to run to the bathroom and just puke it smelled that fucking bad.

I DIDN'T EVEN TASTE THEM IT WAS JUST THE SMELL, LIKE DEAD BODIES SMELL BETTER THAN CHITTLINS HOW THE FUCK

Kmsl! When my mom started cooking chittlins, the whole house smelled like a shit bomb. Me and my big brother would stay outside until 2 in the morning. But surprisingly they don't taste like they smell.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-05 12:28:36


chittlins are the dankedy dank-ness fam

Response to Chittlins 2016-02-08 19:41:58


At 2/6/16 10:56 AM, Sekhem wrote: honestly, it looks great except for the pig's feet

that's the one southern food i'll never understand

Pork flavored gum. Blech. I mentioned it to my dad and he insists it can be good the way Chinese people make it. I dunno.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-08 20:02:46


At 2/8/16 07:41 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Pork flavored gum. Blech. I mentioned it to my dad and he insists it can be good the way Chinese people make it. I dunno.

'Cept when the Chinese people make it it's dog or possibly cat. They fry up dogs over there.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-08 20:10:21 (edited 2016-02-08 20:11:00)


I'd like to try chittlins and mac and cheese, but I live halfway across America.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-08 20:29:09


There are no neckbones on this list.

I am crestfallen.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-09 12:06:44


At 2/8/16 08:29 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: There are no neckbones on this list.

I am crestfallen.

We tried that once. We had to give away the neckbones. Didn't sell to well.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-09 12:08:15


Looks pretty delicious but uh...why the hell is pig feet in there ?


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-09 12:17:51


At 2/9/16 12:08 PM, MetalCanon wrote: Looks pretty delicious but uh...why the hell is pig feet in there ?

It's a southern /cultural dish. Pig feet are fried, pickled, boiled, baked, barbecued, roasted, grilled, etc.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-09 12:19:02


At 2/9/16 12:17 PM, Mizzjuicyflava wrote: It's a southern /cultural dish. Pig feet are fried, pickled, boiled, baked, barbecued, roasted, grilled, etc.

Never heard of it but it doesn't seem like something I would want to eat.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-09 14:50:32


At 2/8/16 08:02 PM, NeonSpider wrote:
At 2/8/16 07:41 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Pork flavored gum. Blech. I mentioned it to my dad and he insists it can be good the way Chinese people make it. I dunno.
'Cept when the Chinese people make it it's dog or possibly cat. They fry up dogs over there.

Come on, now.


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-09 18:02:29


At 2/9/16 02:50 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Come on, now.

It gives a whole new meaning to "hot dog".

Anyone want some hot dogs? Fresh off the grill!


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Response to Chittlins 2016-02-09 21:05:24


At 2/9/16 06:02 PM, NeonSpider wrote:
At 2/9/16 02:50 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Come on, now.
It gives a whole new meaning to "hot dog".

Anyone want some hot dogs? Fresh off the grill!

Or dung coals, amirite?


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