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this bitch is too hot

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I wonder how she became a state representative for a political party

I WONDER.

HOW.

(Kristi Noem, represents South Dakota)

this bitch is too hot

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 01:48:10


I jazzed

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 01:49:08


She's out of your league


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The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace

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Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 01:51:27


At 1/26/16 01:49 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: She's out of your league

nonsense

they call me the milf hunter for a reason

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 01:54:36


Yikes, those are the kind of crazy eyes that tell you you're gonna wake up one day to her standing over you with a bloodied knife in one hand and your scrotum in the other. You see a chick with eyes like that and you fucking run, buddy Don't matter how hot she is or how crazy-wild the sex is.


Happy with what you have to be happy with

you have to be happy with what you have

to be happy with you have to be happy with what you have

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Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 01:57:01


At 1/26/16 01:54 AM, Jercurpac wrote: Yikes, those are the kind of crazy eyes that tell you you're gonna wake up one day to her standing over you with a bloodied knife in one hand and your scrotum in the other. You see a chick with eyes like that and you fucking run, buddy Don't matter how hot she is or how crazy-wild the sex is.

if she was physically in front of you, you wouldn't be able to move. her hotness would lock your body in place.

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 02:06:30


At 1/26/16 01:56 AM, slaughterMYdaughter wrote: Too much hair product, personally. She'd look better without

I'm unable to think you aren't trolling.

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 02:21:13 (edited 2016-01-26 02:22:02)


At 1/26/16 01:51 AM, beakerboy wrote:
At 1/26/16 01:49 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: She's out of your league
nonsense

they call me the milf hunter for a reason

So you.. hunt for milfs? You like.. get a gun and shoot them, make a trophy photo, then skin them and use their skins as carpets? Do you also hang their stuffed heads on the wall?

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 02:31:29


OK...

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 02:39:02


I thought you were too into your Sex Ed. teacher to be into anyone else.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 03:46:58


Yes milf, none better than experience


Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 11:28:54


At 1/26/16 02:21 AM, Makakaov wrote:
At 1/26/16 01:51 AM, beakerboy wrote:
At 1/26/16 01:49 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: She's out of your league
nonsense

they call me the milf hunter for a reason
So you.. hunt for milfs? You like.. get a gun and shoot them, make a trophy photo, then skin them and use their skins as carpets? Do you also hang their stuffed heads on the wall?

Actually, I try to capture them alive, n I take em to my cougar skinning chamber where I skin them while they're still alive. I use mostly bear traps and obviously I don't need to buy any meat for a while after each successful hunt

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 11:33:38


Would not fuck!

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 11:37:02


i usually dont masturbate to women i have no chance of pounding with my dick


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Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 11:38:33


At 1/26/16 02:39 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: I thought you were too into your Sex Ed. teacher to be into anyone else.

She friend zoned me :(

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 12:20:05


Looks like Jennifer Aniston.

But yeah, I'd grab her cock.

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 12:39:45


At 1/26/16 12:20 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote: Looks like Jennifer Aniston.

But yeah, I'd grab her cock.

Jennifer Aniston is blonde

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 12:43:15


At 1/26/16 11:50 AM, zornuzkull wrote: Fixed...

You gave her autism, cancer, and aids all at the same time.

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 13:04:59


fuck dog i'd vote for that
i'd vote for that ALL NIGHT LONG

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 16:49:19


she looks like adolf hitler

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 18:47:44


At 1/26/16 11:50 AM, zornuzkull wrote: Fixed...

Fixed better

this bitch is too hot

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 18:51:17


At 1/26/16 01:45 AM, beakerboy wrote: I wonder how she became a state representative for a political party

I WONDER.

HOW.

What kind of dumb logic is that? What does her looks have to do with her job as a state representative?

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 19:17:40


Misleading thread title... she's at most a six.


Heavy Vibes

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Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 20:50:05


At 1/26/16 06:51 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 1/26/16 01:45 AM, beakerboy wrote: I wonder how she became a state representative for a political party

I WONDER.

HOW.
What kind of dumb logic is that? What does her looks have to do with her job as a state representative?

when she was at the bottom of the totem pole, she sucked the dick of a boss two tiers above her, to get promoted by 1 tier. Rinse and repeat.

The republican party has practiced this with hot gurls ever since it became right wing

#facts

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 22:03:44


At 1/26/16 06:47 PM, CiviLies wrote:
At 1/26/16 11:50 AM, zornuzkull wrote: Fixed...
Fixed better

I can do better.

this bitch is too hot

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-26 22:19:02


At 1/26/16 07:17 PM, Pink-Ninja wrote: Misleading thread title... she's at most a six.

she's at least 9/11

this bitch is too hot

Response to this bitch is too hot 2016-01-27 18:10:17


You cant fool me, i know a reptilian when I see one

this bitch is too hot


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