At 1/4/16 10:50 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 1/4/16 10:45 AM, PussyShark wrote:
At 1/4/16 10:33 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 1/4/16 07:11 AM, Mismo wrote:
Lmao yeah but let's be real here, your triple dick tornado was a little off last year. Better not fuck this one up, bruh.
I can vouch for that. I was spectating the event and I got injured by his triple dick tornado!
That was YOU?! Dude I was cringing my ASS off from the competitor box last year..
Is your.. you know.. well, is it true that you were given a 3rd asshole from that accident?..
My butt's ok. It's just a rumor that I got a 3rd butthole. However, I did receive some new superpowers from the incident.
Ah screw it, I'll tell you what specific powers I got from it:
1) The ability to know someone's fetishes just by looking at them, including their most secret fetishes
2) The ability to know where someone's been
3) The ability to know when someone's lying
4) The ability to make someone's fetishes become real just by looking at them
5) The ability to make someone's fears become real just by looking at them
And yes, my newfound powers do have an on/off switch I can control. The catch is that 4 and 5 don't exactly activate at a given time. Instead, 4 and 5 activate randomly, so you can never tell when it's going to hit.
Even I'm not safe from my own powers, since 4 and 5 are the hardest for me to control!