At 11/4/15 07:39 PM, KingiOgh wrote:

At 11/4/15 07:33 PM, Bit wrote:

At 11/4/15 06:54 PM, KingiOgh wrote:
This challenge is stupid @Bit. I do not will do it. <@:(

I don't know. Everyone else seems to like it.

Better luck, tomorrow, I guess.

Tank you.

[newgrounds intensifies]

Fap Counter: 13

Day 5:
The "LEGO Fan" Challenge

Fap to something that's at least partially censored.
-Japanese porn will work because all Japanese people have penises and vaginas that are made of LEGO bricks. I think it might be a result of the fallout from Hiroshima. I'm honestly not sure how they reproduce at all at this point. Probably cloning. Hitomi Tanaka is a waifu-tier clone, though.

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At 11/5/15 01:55 AM, Bit wrote: Day 5:
The "LEGO Fan" Challenge

Fap to something that's at least partially censored.
-Japanese porn will work because all Japanese people have penises and vaginas that are made of LEGO bricks. I think it might be a result of the fallout from Hiroshima. I'm honestly not sure how they reproduce at all at this point. Probably cloning. Hitomi Tanaka is a waifu-tier clone, though.

Hahaha. Didn't do the weird proportions one from yesterday or whatever. That's not sexy. This one'll work though. Mainly because a lot of Japanese porn does censor out penises and vaginas. And also there's lots of hot Asian women. So it's pretty much reduced to just "Watch Japanese porn". Piece of cake!

At 11/4/15 03:59 PM, Bit wrote: Fap Counter: 12

Step it up, Newgrounds. None of you can jack off as many times as I can.

Now that's not true at all. Need I remind you that a fap counter would be ridiculous for me? Just because I'm not doing all the challenges (which, frankly, if it's something that's not sexy, why bother?) doesn't mean I don't have you completely buried in total number of times daily.

I mean 12? Come on I can do more than that in a day, and that's your total for a few days.

At 11/5/15 02:13 AM, NeonSpider wrote: I mean 12? Come on I can do more than that in a day, and that's your total for a few days.

You sound like me when I was 12 years old. Now I no longer have the time nor motivation to masturbate 12 times per day.

And the fap counter doesn't necessarily only count challenge faps. Ideally, you complete the challenge at least once per day, but the fap counter counts all faps.

Fap Counter: 13

At 11/5/15 02:36 AM, Bit wrote: You sound like me when I was 12 years old. Now I no longer have the time nor motivation to masturbate 12 times per day.

And the fap counter doesn't necessarily only count challenge faps. Ideally, you complete the challenge at least once per day, but the fap counter counts all faps.

Fap Counter: 13

I'm telling ya I just have really high libido and practically no "recovery time" required between orgasms. So I could drag things out for quite a while or just be really quick about it or anything in between.

So between 1 to 3 are required absolute minimal pretty much daily just so I don't go around with huge boners all day. Of course if I actually try to get in a whole bunch I can work up some ridiculous numbers.

I'm quite virile and age unusually well. I can compete quite well with people who are quite a bit younger than me on a number of factors that people tend to get worse on as they age. I just have really good genes, at least aging-wise. I look much younger than I am, and I don't have age-related problems that even people who are younger than me tend to have.

That's not to say I don't have any problems, but it's nothing age-related.

At 11/5/15 02:36 AM, Bit wrote: And the fap counter doesn't necessarily only count challenge faps. Ideally, you complete the challenge at least once per day, but the fap counter counts all faps.

Fap Counter: 13

Fuck, you should've said that earlier (if you did i just forgot), i've been trying to masturbate exclusively to your challenges so far.

I'll try to do today's challenge + a few personal wanks later today, get my score up a lil' @Bit.

Legos are cool.

Fap counter: 9

Fap counter: 8

Considering the challenge, I wonder if I would get to 9000? Hmm... *grabs cock and some J-Porn*

At 11/5/15 01:55 AM, Bit wrote: Day 5:
The "LEGO Fan" Challenge

Fap to something that's at least partially censored.

Image source if you're interested. Obvious NSFW.

I've also got a bit of a request if you wanna help a chronic masturbator like yours truly out.
Years ago i watched hentai that i really liked, i never learned the name of it but i do remember some parts, luckily i checked today the site i used way back when and after about 20 minutes of searching i found three scenes; this, this and this. Would really make my day if someone at least got me the name of the show.

Fap Counter: 11

At 11/5/15 07:34 AM, Radaketor wrote: Fuck, you should've said that earlier (if you did i just forgot), i've been trying to masturbate exclusively to your challenges so far.

I originally said "Update: I've decided to include a "Fap Counter" at the end of each of my posts to keep track of how many times I've jerked off this month. Others are welcome to do the same."

I didn't mean to imply that only challenge jerk-offs counted, although I've mostly been sticking to the challenges on any given day, personally. You're welcome to do it either way.

At 11/5/15 08:45 AM, SmartyPants wrote: Legos are cool.

Fap counter: 9

Those are some fine female specimens.

In other news, I'm proud to announce that we've finally surpassed that awful 'No Fap' parody thread with respect to total number of posts made. In order to celebrate properly, I'm going to go rub one out.

Fap Counter 13 (+1 soon)

At 11/5/15 01:17 PM, Radaketor wrote: I've also got a bit of a request if you wanna help a chronic masturbator like yours truly out.
Years ago i watched hentai that i really liked, i never learned the name of it but i do remember some parts, luckily i checked today the site i used way back when and after about 20 minutes of searching i found three scenes; this, this and this. Would really make my day if someone at least got me the name of the show.

Is this it?

http://myanimelist.net/anime/2376/Shusaku_Liberty

At 11/5/15 01:37 PM, Bit wrote: Is this it?

http://myanimelist.net/anime/2376/Shusaku_Liberty

Holy Jesus, yes! Thanks, Bit!
It has prequels and sequels, jackfuckingpot. I'll be sure to pleasure myself a bunch in thy honour.

At 11/5/15 02:13 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 11/5/15 01:37 PM, Bit wrote: Is this it?

http://myanimelist.net/anime/2376/Shusaku_Liberty

I'll be sure to pleasure myself a bunch in thy honour.

Thanks.

I think.

No!
Just no fap!

I thought it was No Fap November.
What the fuck...

I hope you motherfuckers don't fap on my birthday.

At 11/5/15 02:40 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote: No!
Just no fap!

I thought it was No Fap November.
What the fuck...

I hope you motherfuckers don't fap on my birthday.

When is your birthday?

@Bit I think we need a special challenge for whichever day is his birthday. Double or triple points bonus or something. Needs to be easy fap material.

At 11/5/15 01:55 AM, Bit wrote: Day 5:
The "LEGO Fan" Challenge

Fap to something that's at least partially censored.

Decided I'll only post a summary in here once a day or I'll just cover this thread in my .... posts.

Content used to get off on this one can't possibly be shared no matter how censored (thank you, specific safe haven for hentai). So I leave with you all what can only possibly be considered as symbolic of the overall character development and incredible coming-of-age story eloquently orated by the authors. In Lego.

Fap Counter: 11

At 11/5/15 07:23 PM, RayvenSixx wrote: In Lego.

This image is... strangely arousing.

Day: 5
Fap Counter: 4

i just realized how a really busy person i am.

Day 6:
The "Nigerian Princess" Challenge

I noticed that nobody has posted a single black girl (or guy, I guess) in this thread. Smh. Your horizons have not been expanded enough.
-Must be black. Don't wimp out and fap to a hispanic or mixed person.
-The jury is still out on whether Brock from Pokemon counts.
-Sorry, Wriggle.

Fap Counter: 15

Edit: You lucked out @mysticvortex13. I didn't even plan for this.

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At 11/6/15 01:39 AM, Cordyceps wrote:

At 11/6/15 01:35 AM, Bit wrote: -Sorry, Wriggle.

We know how he swings

Oh f*ck. I was logged in when I clicked that link. Hopefully I closed the tab fast enough or else YouTube is going to start suggesting neo-nazi sh*t to me.

I finally found an opportunity to post Roxie pics. :v

Fap counter: 11

At 11/6/15 01:35 AM, Bit wrote: Day 6:
The "Nigerian Princess" Challenge

I noticed that nobody has posted a single black girl (or guy, I guess) in this thread.

Page 5, scroll a @Bit down.
Although she looks mixed race now that i look at it better, i did however finish off to a really black chick on the "Barbie and Ken" challenge.

Smh. Your horizons have not been expanded enough.
-Must be black. Don't wimp out and fap to a hispanic or mixed person.

This black enough? And no he doesn't have a weirdly shaped dick, i censored her nipple as well.

Fap Counter: 12

At 11/6/15 01:35 AM, Bit wrote: Day 6:
The "Nigerian Princess" Challenge

I noticed that nobody has posted a single black girl (or guy, I guess) in this thread. Smh. Your horizons have not been expanded enough.
-Must be black. Don't wimp out and fap to a hispanic or mixed person.

Majority of black people are mixed. I mean, literally, unless you restrict to just African tribal people like you'd see on Discovery Channel, most of the rest are mixed.

American blacks? They're mixed-race.

I mean literally unless someone is a recent immigrant to America who literally came straight from the heart of Africa, chances are extremely high they're mixed-race even if they're very dark in skin tone.

Then you'll get into the issue of how light is too light and whatever. Huge can of worms you're better off not opening.

There's lots of hot women who have African ancestry, but as for who are "pure" African, you're pretty much restricted to stock footage of African tribes.

Just go with generic black aka what would pass as "black" in America, regardless of racial mix.

At 11/6/15 01:35 AM, Bit wrote: They must be black

I legitimately do not feel any physical attraction to black people, I've tried, it just kills my boner, the best I could do is wank with a pic of a black girl in front of me, ignoring the picture and just focusing on the physical sensation.

Sorry @bit, I've failed you, my friend.

I finally took the time to finish the hentai Bit found for me, it didn't hold up to what i expected, i think seeing as it was one of the first hentais i saw online i imagined the story was far better and the sex scenes much more interesting, instead it was all pretty bland and nonsensical, managed to rub one out while watching it so it wasn't a complete loss.

My numbers have been pretty low lately, i just noticed.

Fap Counter: 13

I originally thought that I would be horny enough to fap everyday, but this is surprisingly taxing.

Fap Counter: 3

Fap Counter: 11

So far, I still think I'm a bit under my initial expectations...
...but not for long :D *grabs cock*

At 11/6/15 02:51 PM, koopahermit wrote: I originally thought that I would be horny enough to fap everyday, but this is surprisingly taxing.

Fap Counter: 3

Luke, use the Fap!

Fap Counter: 17

I cheated for this one, sorry D:

Fap Counter: 14 (No class means I get to be more crass ... with my dick.)