i did something really really horrible.

At 10/30/15 11:21 PM, Bit wrote: I'm really tired of all of this anti-masturbation dreck on the BBS. It seems like, over the last few years, it has become hip and cool to let your penis shrivel up from disuse. I plan to change all of that. Instead of discouraging masturbation, I will encourage it. I'd like to teach the world to fap.

Is it too late to join? D:

I'm really sick of the anti-masturbation BS too and think we should all embrace our sexuality - by embracing ourselves.

At 11/3/15 11:17 PM, Homicidee wrote: Just wait a couple of hours, and @bit will await you with a new challenge.

Sweet. I'm pretty tired of using my own fantasies, could use some new ideas with this neat little challenge.

Was also thinking of a separate game we could play to coincide with this challenge: "Fap to the ____ above" where we only use material from the NG community & portals. For the people with extra high libido, and it promotes the community - would anyone be interested? It would probably be a separate thread.

I'm joining in 'unofficially'. I mean I've fapped three times a day at minimum since November started so I might as well post my triumphs in the thread.

At 11/4/15 12:27 AM, Suprememessage wrote: I'm joining in 'unofficially'. I mean I've fapped three times a day at minimum since November started so I might as well post my triumphs in the thread.

what a trooper

At 11/4/15 12:33 AM, Monster64 wrote:

At 11/4/15 12:27 AM, Suprememessage wrote: I'm joining in 'unofficially'. I mean I've fapped three times a day at minimum since November started so I might as well post my triumphs in the thread.

what a trooper

They don't call me the fastest cowboy in Massachusetts (or the ONLY cowboy in Massachusetts) for no reason.

pew pew <3

Absolutely heretical

At 11/4/15 12:43 AM, Boomstick wrote: Absolutely heretical

I'd jerk off Satan himself to commit this one sin.

Day 4:
The "Barbie and Ken" Challenge

Fap to someone with ridiculous proportions. Think giant ass and skinny waist, unrealistically massive muscles, breasts that really don't belong, etc.

Hard mode: No anime characters.

@Bit
@Wadezilla
@Cordyceps
@Homicidee
@CiviLies
@KhanKhendo
@BakayaroDaWickrayz
@koopahermit
@GiovDMustache
@KingiOgh
@Radaketor
@SmartyPants
@poinl
@SuperBastard
@NeonSpider
@argile
@KillerSkull
@Ezariah
@MMHM
@NEOSLAYRE
@ThePulp
@AcrophobicPilot
@aListers
@clidejefferson
@MoMoIrO-kun
@RayvenSixx
@Suprememessage (unofficially?)
@Monster64
@Boomstick

At 11/4/15 12:58 AM, Bit wrote: Day 4:
The "Barbie and Ken" Challenge
Fap to someone with ridiculous proportions. Think giant ass and skinny waist, unrealistically massive muscles, breasts that really don't belong, etc.

dam.. that was heavy ( 'o')

At 11/4/15 01:00 AM, BakayaroDaWickrayz wrote:

At 11/4/15 12:58 AM, Bit wrote: Day 4:
The "Barbie and Ken" Challenge
Fap to someone with ridiculous proportions. Think giant ass and skinny waist, unrealistically massive muscles, breasts that really don't belong, etc.

dam.. that was heavy ( 'o')

Yeah, but most of it is boobs.

At 11/4/15 01:06 AM, Bit wrote: Yeah, but most of it is boobs.

okay, completed i guess (?)

At 11/4/15 12:58 AM, Bit wrote: Day 4:
The "Barbie and Ken" Challenge

Fap to someone with ridiculous proportions. Think giant ass and skinny waist, unrealistically massive muscles, breasts that really don't belong, etc.

Hard mode: No anime characters.

>Hard Mode: No anime characters.
>Hard
Can we tack on "no photoshops, and face also has to have ridiculous proportions"?

At 11/4/15 12:58 AM, Bit wrote: Day 4:
The "Barbie and Ken" Challenge

Fap to someone with ridiculous proportions. Think giant ass and skinny waist, unrealistically massive muscles, breasts that really don't belong, etc.

Hard mode: No anime characters.

@Bit
@Wadezilla
@Cordyceps
@Homicidee
@CiviLies
@KhanKhendo
@BakayaroDaWickrayz
@koopahermit
@GiovDMustache
@KingiOgh
@Radaketor
@SmartyPants
@poinl
@SuperBastard
@NeonSpider
@argile
@KillerSkull
@Ezariah
@MMHM
@NEOSLAYRE
@ThePulp
@AcrophobicPilot
@aListers
@clidejefferson
@MoMoIrO-kun
@RayvenSixx
@Suprememessage (unofficially?)
@Monster64
@Boomstick

I shall join in officially, you've persuaded me.

I got off to this lady, she claims to have the largest breasts on Earth, weighing in at a 164XXX size. Fittingly she has a career as an 'exotic dancer'.

At 11/4/15 01:08 AM, RayvenSixx wrote: >Hard Mode: No anime characters.
>Hard
Can we tack on "no photoshops, and face also has to have ridiculous proportions"?

Let's not make it impossible.

But you're welcome to give yourself additional restrictions if you'd like.

Also

Fap Counter: 9

At 11/4/15 01:16 AM, Bit wrote:

At 11/4/15 01:08 AM, RayvenSixx wrote: Can we tack on "no photoshops, and face also has to have ridiculous proportions"?

Let's not make it impossible.

But you're welcome to give yourself additional restrictions if you'd like.

Well, it took a little while, but I got off eventually to the image below. I don't think I'll be going hard mode anymore. Or hard.
Steroids are a hell of a thing, man. Hell of a thing.

Fap counter: 6 (I'm including the 5 times I happened to follow suit with the week's challenges - and this regrettable fap :D )

Here's a SFW (kinda) video for you folks

Fap Counter: 10

Get on my level.

Can't post pic because there wasn't any part that wasn't lewd as fuck.

Fap Counter: 9

Fap counter: 3 since the minute I got here yesterday :P (4 If you count the one I'm "doing" right now)

At 11/4/15 01:35 AM, RayvenSixx wrote: Well, it took a little while, but I got off eventually to the image below. I don't think I'll be going hard mode anymore. Or hard.

I was turned off by muscular men. At first, I thought that meant I was a homophobe, but now I realize I am simply turned off by all muscular people. There's just nothing attractive about it.

At 11/4/15 09:26 AM, Ericho wrote: I was turned off by muscular men. At first, I thought that meant I was a homophobe, but now I realize I am simply turned off by all muscular people. There's just nothing attractive about it.

Agreed. There's only a few things more off-putting than a roided out mass of flesh and testosterone.
Also, a late good morning to all you happy fappers - keep on tuggin'!

Fap count: 8. Woke up this morning and decided to fap away my sad fap from earlier. Contents on a site to be unnamed.
Beginning to realize behavioural similarities to alcoholism. Fapaholic, if you will. :D

I don't know what was harder, my dick or the difficulty of this challenge.

Fap counter: 7

At 11/4/15 09:26 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 11/4/15 01:35 AM, RayvenSixx wrote: Well, it took a little while, but I got off eventually to the image below. I don't think I'll be going hard mode anymore. Or hard.

I was turned off by muscular men. At first, I thought that meant I was a homophobe, but now I realize I am simply turned off by all muscular people.

Same here.

It's definitely not my fetish. I just don't see anything attractive about it.

Edit: To clarify, I mean really muscular people. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger-type people. Regular fit/slightly muscular people are OK.

Fap Counter: 11

Fap Counter: 12

Step it up, Newgrounds. None of you can jack off as many times as I can.

Busty Heart from America's got talent!

At 11/4/15 12:58 AM, Bit wrote: Day 4:
The "Barbie and Ken" Challenge

Fap to someone with ridiculous proportions. Think giant ass and skinny waist, unrealistically massive muscles, breasts that really don't belong, etc.

So far, this is the only one i've been able to get behind

Fap counter: 6

For some reason I hope this pic is sufficiently ridiculous in proportions :D

At 11/4/15 06:54 PM, KingiOgh wrote:

At 11/4/15 12:58 AM, Bit wrote: Day 4:
The "Barbie and Ken" Challenge

Fap to someone with ridiculous proportions. Think giant ass and skinny waist, unrealistically massive muscles, breasts that really don't belong, etc.

This challenge is stupid @Bit. I do not will do it. <@:(

The solution is to have the next two weeks be dedicated to waifus and monster girls.

At 11/4/15 06:54 PM, KingiOgh wrote:

At 11/4/15 12:58 AM, Bit wrote: Day 4:
The "Barbie and Ken" Challenge

Fap to someone with ridiculous proportions. Think giant ass and skinny waist, unrealistically massive muscles, breasts that really don't belong, etc.

This challenge is stupid @Bit. I do not will do it. <@:(

I don't know. Everyone else seems to like it.

Better luck, tomorrow, I guess.