I recently broke up with a girl. She was beautiful but the relationship was going to shit. Last night, I ran into her mom (10/10 milf imo) at Walgreen's. We got to talking, since I usually try to leave things on good terms with people.
Turns out she thinks I'm attractive (?) And asked if I could help her with a project back home.
Long story short I railed my ex's mom a few days after we broke up. Am I a bad person?
No. You already broke up with the daughter. You weren't using the daughter to get to the mother right?
At 10/3/15 11:12 AM, Mumbo wrote: I recently broke up with a girl. She was beautiful but the relationship was going to shit. Last night, I ran into her mom (10/10 milf imo) at Walgreen's. We got to talking, since I usually try to leave things on good terms with people.
Turns out she thinks I'm attractive (?) And asked if I could help her with a project back home.
Long story short I railed my ex's mom a few days after we broke up. Am I a bad person?
Dude that is SOOO wrong and yet SO right, you fucking bad-ass boss motherfucker!
My new hero. Living proof dreams can become real.
If even 10% of these bullshit stories you write were true...
My fucking hero
At 10/3/15 03:43 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 10/3/15 11:14 AM, poinl wrote: No you are a fucking alpha male!Hermalphadite
What?
I know what the word means but i'm confused.
At 10/3/15 03:50 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 10/3/15 03:49 PM, poinl wrote:Mumbo has a boy pucciAt 10/3/15 03:43 PM, Xenomit wrote:What?At 10/3/15 11:14 AM, poinl wrote: No you are a fucking alpha male!Hermalphadite
I know what the word means but i'm confused.
Remember the mangina thread? Did mumbo ever post in that? It's the only way to know for sure.
At 10/3/15 04:00 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 10/3/15 03:56 PM, poinl wrote: Remember the mangina thread? Did mumbo ever post in that? It's the only way to know for sure.I've seen it, and he's even publicly admitted it here before, he once made a thread about leaving his phone against his pussy and letting it vibrate
I have since had surgery and got it fixed. Now I just have fake balls.
At 10/3/15 11:12 AM, Mumbo wrote: Long story short I railed my ex's mom a few days after we broke up. Am I a bad person?
I wouldn't feel any guilt
hurp
You broke up with her daughter beforehand, so no.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 10/3/15 11:12 AM, Mumbo wrote: Last night, I ran into her mom 10/10 milf imo
Turns out she thinks I'm attractive (?) And asked if I could help her with a project back home.
Long story short I railed my ex's mom a few days after we broke up. Am I a bad person?
If she is single and you get on with each other then sure, why not.
*shrug*
It's not even revenge fuck, from what I can tell.
Happily ETS'd.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
The Newgrounds Revolution isn't a thing, quit being a pussy.
At 10/4/15 07:17 AM, Radaketor wrote: Would it be wrong if your ex fucked your dad?
My dad's dead so
Yeah.
At 10/4/15 12:18 PM, Mumbo wrote:At 10/4/15 07:17 AM, Radaketor wrote: Would it be wrong if your ex fucked your dad?My dad's dead so
Yeah.
There's your answer.
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
*extends finger
"Hey, (daughter) you smell that?"
edit: "Since I'm your new daddy, don't tell anyone where I touched you."
If the mother wasn't more attractive than the daughter; then you are wrong
Are you not Entertained ?!?
Nice, op. I mean, the story's fake, but it sure would be nice if it were real.
