Honey came in and she caught me red handed, creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor.
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me
At 9/19/15 05:26 PM, SwisherCovent wrote: is this that bloody rap music
oh we calling 'reggae fusion' RAP now?
Hahaha bruh.
Try to give her the "humans aren't meant to be monogamous" speech and tell us how it goes.
The Newgrounds Revolution isn't a thing, quit being a pussy.
I almost thought to be critical but this kid does have an opening sense of humor. Hopefully you didn't find yourself floored but always remember: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
You haven't seen me yet.
At 9/19/15 05:21 PM, Khifa wrote: Nonsensical bullshit
I knew you were a sick fuck!
That song is 15 years old. I feel old for instantly regonizing it. I should ban you just for that.
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 9/19/15 06:19 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote:At 9/19/15 05:21 PM, Khifa wrote: Nonsensical bullshitI knew you were a sick fuck!
It's a song, dumbass.
A truly prophetic sig...
At 9/19/15 07:15 PM, Painbringer wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5fqunQ_4I
That's some implausible deniability right there.
And crap, that song is old. Fudge.
At 9/19/15 05:48 PM, Homicidee wrote: What she say?
She said a night. Hopefully OP can convince her to say a day.
At 9/19/15 06:39 PM, stafffighter wrote: That song is 15 years old. I feel old for instantly regonizing it. I should ban you just for that.
You don't get to yell at kids on your lawn till you have a lawn and your nuts touch the water when you're on the toilet.
Put the BanCane down.
I'll ban him.
At 9/19/15 07:02 PM, One-Eyed-Jack wrote: You shouldn't have been cheating, M8....
It wasn't him.
At 9/19/15 07:59 PM, SolidPantsSnake wrote:At 9/19/15 07:52 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:She stayed until it was over.At 9/19/15 07:02 PM, One-Eyed-Jack wrote: You shouldn't have been cheating, M8....It wasn't him.
She even caught him on camera.
It wasn't him.
At 9/19/15 08:04 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:At 9/19/15 07:59 PM, SolidPantsSnake wrote:It wasn't him.At 9/19/15 07:52 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:She stayed until it was over.At 9/19/15 07:02 PM, One-Eyed-Jack wrote: You shouldn't have been cheating, M8....It wasn't him.
She even caught him on camera.
That's where I get how old the song is. Today she would have had that video up on facebook and twitter. Used faceal recognition on a screen shot. Pinged the GPS on his cell phone. We have made or selves very easy to track in the modern age.
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 9/19/15 08:21 PM, stafffighter wrote: That's where I get how old the song is. Today she would have had that video up on facebook and twitter. Used faceal recognition on a screen shot. Pinged the GPS on his cell phone. We have made or selves very easy to track in the modern age.
HAHA! You're right! I didn't think of it like that.
YOU(we) are old af. Provable both chronologically and technologically.
At 9/19/15 07:04 PM, PussyShark wrote: Nonsensical bullshit
It's sarcasm, flapjack.
At 9/19/15 08:40 PM, Cordyceps wrote:At 9/19/15 08:39 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: YOU(we) are old af. Provable by the lack of hair on our headsFixed that for you
I may be old and bald but I could bench press two of you. And the two yous are kissing because you're into that.
This is where I'd post a picture but that would be the act of a brash young man who gets words tattooed on his body so you have to look at his body long enough to read the words.
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 9/19/15 07:51 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:I'll ban him.
Brutal
The Newgrounds Revolution isn't a thing, quit being a pussy.
At 9/19/15 10:14 PM, stafffighter wrote:At 9/19/15 08:40 PM, Cordyceps wrote:I may be old and bald but I could bench press two of you. And the two yous are kissing because you're into that.At 9/19/15 08:39 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: YOU(we) are old af. Provable by the lack of hair on our headsFixed that for you
This is where I'd post a picture but that would be the act of a brash young man who gets words tattooed on his body so you have to look at his body long enough to read the words.
Whoaaa, it's okay Master Roshi, it's okay. He's not even worth it. just go back to your magazines, don't let him ruin your day, sensei.
At 9/19/15 08:04 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:At 9/19/15 07:59 PM, SolidPantsSnake wrote:It wasn't him.At 9/19/15 07:52 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:She stayed until it was over.At 9/19/15 07:02 PM, One-Eyed-Jack wrote: You shouldn't have been cheating, M8....It wasn't him.
She even caught him on camera.
Saw the marks on my shoulder.
Heard the words that I told her.
Lol I remember bumping this song on 105.3 FM in the city back in like 2000.
Is making threads around a particular song with a title that sounds realistic your new gimmick?
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 9/20/15 05:28 AM, Radaketor wrote: Is making threads around a particular song with a title that sounds realistic your new gimmick?
This is probably like the 2nd time I done this and there were many threads in between that weren't like this so
At 9/19/15 05:21 PM, Khifa wrote: banging on the bathroom floor.
that's nasty
At 9/20/15 05:07 AM, Khifa wrote:At 9/19/15 08:04 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: It wasn't him.Saw the marks on my shoulder.
Heard the words that I told her.
It wasn't him.
