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So I went and got this haircut...

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So I went and got this haircut... 2015-08-24 01:18:52


Or at least I thought I did. I was mesmerized by her.....her voice. Yeah, love that ASMR shit.

What about you guys?

Get your haircut, RIGHT NOW!


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Response to So I went and got this haircut... 2015-08-24 01:27:37


At 8/24/15 01:20 AM, Xenomit wrote: I still don't get why people like this stuff

It's creepy

Some experience ASMR, others don't. It will give you tingles and pleasant shutters. My feels for it sometimes boarders on the sexual side though (as the video in the link I posted).


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Response to So I went and got this haircut... 2015-08-24 01:34:48


The fuck is ASMR?


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Response to So I went and got this haircut... 2015-08-24 01:35:04


I think... I know that feeling but it only happens when someone plays with tinfoil or drags their nails across a chalk board.

are chalk boards still a thing

Response to So I went and got this haircut... 2015-08-24 01:35:54


At 8/24/15 01:34 AM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: The fuck is ASMR?

you know how you feel when you gf is giving you blowies?

i think thats that feeling

Response to So I went and got this haircut... 2015-08-24 01:39:13


At 8/24/15 01:35 AM, MuramasasEdge wrote: you know how you feel when you gf is giving you blowies?

No, because she isn't my girlfriend and she hates giving blowjobs.


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Response to So I went and got this haircut... 2015-08-24 02:17:38


At 8/24/15 01:35 AM, MuramasasEdge wrote:
At 8/24/15 01:34 AM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: The fuck is ASMR?
you know how you feel when you gf is giving you blowies?

i think thats that feeling

Not even close. You know that chill down your spine in an epic movie scene? It's like that all over your scalp, amplified by 1,000,000. It's pure bliss it's fucking great. I experience ASMR, although I watch too many videos and it's kinda lowered how strongly I experience it.

Response to So I went and got this haircut... 2015-08-24 02:19:16


Also I love listening to scalp massage videos in the background while I'm working on code. It keeps you focused and relaxed.


At 8/24/15 01:34 AM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: The fuck is ASMR?

Autonomic sensory meridian response. It's a sensation you get from these tactile/hands on forms of hypnosis where you might be affected by the slow and soft ways people move or very gentle tone of voice. Not a lot is currently understood about ASMR, the feeling is very subjective, so it's difficult to research.
My theory as someone who understands anatomy and how the body works fairly well is that there's a nerve that runs along the spine connected to the inner ear and when someone gets really close to your ear and whispers it causes vibration that tickles very intensely. It may be related to the cautionary response you make when you're unsure whether something is going to be really loud really close.

I've done ASMR like every night for the past 5 years. I've even performed it in various ways, it's a fantastic way to relax and actually quite a powerful form of tactile hypnosis.
OP, if you like this chick, you should check out Amalzd and GentleWhispering, they're both real dolls.

Response to So I went and got this haircut... 2015-08-24 07:59:05


At 8/24/15 07:50 AM, SocialistClock wrote:
At 8/24/15 07:46 AM, PussyShark wrote:
I dont get it, all i think is take the cock out if your mouth and speak up so i can hear you.
oh well :(

Oh you kids and your loud music.

Response to So I went and got this haircut... 2015-08-24 08:06:57


At 8/24/15 08:04 AM, SocialistClock wrote:
At 8/24/15 07:59 AM, PussyShark wrote:
Oh you kids and your loud music.
But it was such a good album.

She is as versatile as she is biodegradable.

Response to So I went and got this haircut... 2015-08-24 09:31:35


At 8/24/15 02:19 AM, PyroGreg wrote: Also I love listening to scalp massage videos in the background while I'm working on code. It keeps you focused and relaxed.

LOL.


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Response to So I went and got this haircut... 2015-08-24 09:34:03


Sorry, OP.

I just can't get off unless there's a plumber, TV repairman, or pizza guy.

Response to So I went and got this haircut... 2015-08-24 18:18:16


At 8/24/15 02:17 AM, PyroGreg wrote: nonsensical bullshit

yeah I guess so