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Take two tablets at least 30 minutes before sex. If your erection lasts longer than 1 minute, consult your doctor, or any doctor, or anyone who will talk to you. Men may experience impotence, but only during intercourse. Otherwise, a powerful erection will accompany your daily "walking-around time." Men can expect painful urination while sitting, especially if your penis is caught between the toilet seat and the bowl.