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Can't get your penis up?

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Can't get your penis up? 2015-08-09 23:17:04


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Can't get your penis up?

Response to Can't get your penis up? 2015-08-10 04:34:37


how much are these?

Response to Can't get your penis up? 2015-08-10 04:56:33


Shut up and take my money!

Can't get your penis up?


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Can't get your penis up? 2015-08-10 08:05:15


You know what I wonder? Why isn't there anything for a woman? You know, to make her feel "excited" and shit? There's nothing wrong with pumping up the estrogen tank for sex, bro.


I'm just a girl from Texas. Nothing much.

Response to Can't get your penis up? 2015-08-10 08:32:00



"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Can't get your penis up? 2015-08-10 10:26:39


At 8/10/15 08:32 AM, Radaketor wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/8396dcd674d11242f26a5b438193e50f
I did that joke on @Wegra's facebook months ago.

whaaaat haha that's hilarious.

Response to Can't get your penis up? 2015-08-10 15:10:00


At 8/10/15 02:08 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Laughing at Wegra won't make us forget you're a retard too.

HA! See that's where you're wrong!- I forgot THAT a fucking WHILE AGO. JOKE'S ON YOU, LOSER.

Response to Can't get your penis up? 2015-08-10 19:18:50


At 8/10/15 08:32 AM, Radaketor wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/8396dcd674d11242f26a5b438193e50f
I did that joke on @Wegra's facebook months ago.

<3


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