New to wank

[General-spitsDd]

I just figured out how to beat my wiener, im never leaving my basement/cave again.

this is the greatest thing ever

here is a picture

[Bit]

You are now one of us, brother.

[Fenny]

Do you really wank your penis in those small holes in the spoon? Damn, talk about a beta-male's penis.

[General-spitsDd]

At 8/7/15 01:20 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Do you really wank your penis in those small holes in the spoon? Damn, talk about a beta-male's penis.

Hmmm, ive never tried that before but it sounds pleasurable, no i use that spoon to cup my balls and the other one goes up my ass

[Fenny]

At 8/7/15 01:22 AM, General-spitsDd wrote:

At 8/7/15 01:20 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Do you really wank your penis in those small holes in the spoon? Damn, talk about a beta-male's penis.

Hmmm, ive never tried that before but it sounds pleasurable, no i use that spoon to cup my balls and the other one goes up my ass

I find it interesting that you haven't refuted my point that you have a beta male penis.

General-spitsDd confirmed for weak and defective penis.

[PussyShark]

At 8/7/15 01:22 AM, General-spitsDd wrote:

At 8/7/15 01:20 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

i use that spoon to cup my balls and the other one goes up my ass

well, not bad for your first try kid. keep practicing, you'll figure it out.

At 8/7/15 01:27 AM, Monster-64 wrote:
I find it interesting that you haven't refuted my point that you have a beta male penis.

General-spitsDd confirmed for weak and defective penis.

limp clit confirmed.

[General-spitsDd]

At 8/7/15 01:27 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

I find it interesting that you haven't refuted my point that you have a beta male penis.

oh shit! umm.. NO way bro my dick is like totally..big and stuff, its like hard as mud

[Fenny]

At 8/7/15 01:29 AM, General-spitsDd wrote:

At 8/7/15 01:27 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

I find it interesting that you haven't refuted my point that you have a beta male penis.

oh shit! umm.. NO way bro my dick is like totally..big and stuff, its like hard as mud

Even though mud tends to have a bigger surface area, a big penis =/= effective penis. If I remember correctly, there's this male pornstar whose name i can't remember who had a 12 inch erection, but the pornstars who fucked the dick compared it to fucking a sponge.

Congrats, OP, you officially have a spongy penis.

[General-spitsDd]

At 8/7/15 01:31 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

Congrats, OP, you officially have a spongy penis.

whats your point?

[SubparTony]

I don't know

[someaveragechap]

Oh.. and before you go looking for 'enhancements' for the act (not enhancements for your junk), do everyone a favor and look up an old favorite on the BBS, the fleshlight. Don't reply to any of those topics. Please.

cringe and despair!

Congrats on beating your meat like it owes you money. You hit a development milestone. Your next milestone should be hitting up your parents for car. I think.

[Chdonga]

Congrats, OP. And nice picture. Here's one of mine.

EDIT: Aww damn. It looks not as good behind a dark background. Too bad.

[Radaketor]

At 8/7/15 12:49 AM, General-spitsDd wrote: I just figured out how to beat my wiener, im never leaving my basement/cave again.

this is the greatest thing ever

ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US.

here is a picture

What's that white thing near his foot?

[BonerMonkeyMilk]

"If you put pins down your peehole it tickles and makes you hornier." -Certified Monkey