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Fake Tits -what's the beef?-

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Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-08-04 09:55:49


As some others have said, if they're done right then they aren't so bad.

They're also pretty good if someone has had breast cancer and they're able to get that type of reconstructive surgery too.

Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-08-04 20:25:59


Real tits feel great and they emit a natural warmth to them, like you can feel the flow of the breast in your hand as it adapts to the curvature of the palm. Fake tits don't have that and they have this constant rigid look that's off-putting, I guess.


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Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-08-04 21:14:59


I am highly disappointed in the lack of actual fake tits in this thread.


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Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-08-04 21:29:00


At 8/4/15 09:14 PM, VJF wrote: I am highly disappointed in the lack of actual fake tits in this thread.

Lemme fix that for you...

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Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-08-05 00:19:53


At 8/4/15 09:29 PM, someaveragechap wrote:
At 8/4/15 09:14 PM, VJF wrote: I am highly disappointed in the lack of actual fake tits in this thread.
Lemme fix that for you...

Not exactly what I had in mind.


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Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-08-05 02:33:28


Having had funtimes with both fake and real, I can say there's really not much of a difference.

I think people just like to hate on things that are "unnatural."

(of course this is assuming they haven't been totally messed up by the doctor)

Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-09-07 23:59:45


At 9/7/15 11:57 PM, Homicidee wrote: Nothing wrong with them. Sometimes It's disgusting because you can still see the scars under the boobs.

So you entered "tits" in the search bar and decided to bump this?

Good on you.


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Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-09-08 00:02:15


At 9/8/15 12:01 AM, Homicidee wrote: Haha, bored there nothing with that sir.

>Engrish


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Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-09-08 00:49:26


Mate, legit tits are the way to go.

I'd rather have a girlfriend with real tits that are small than fakes.
Girls just gotta embrace their bodies, cause they all good mate!


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Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-09-08 01:44:03


I prefer natural boobs, fake boobs have the potential to look weird more often than they look convincing or sexy.

All about those Big Nattys.

Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-09-08 02:00:38


Real or fake?

Does it matter?

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Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-09-10 04:43:20


Where's the beef?

At 9/8/15 12:02 AM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: >Engrish

Joe, please come back, i don't like this new you, pls Jo, pls.

i want my Joe back, please

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Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-09-10 10:18:43


At 9/10/15 04:43 AM, Radaketor wrote:
At 9/8/15 12:02 AM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: >Engrish
Joe, please come back, i don't like this new you, pls Jo, pls.
i want my Joe back, please

Where did I go and how have I changed


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Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-09-10 14:13:56


At 9/10/15 10:18 AM, WahyaRanger2 wrote: Where did I go and how have I changed

You sound more like a stuck-up asshole now, you're not the lovable prick that we all fell in love with.
Dunno, maybe it's the NG mood emoticon, it looks smug and asshole-ish.


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Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-09-10 14:15:33


At 9/10/15 02:13 PM, Radaketor wrote: You sound more like a stuck-up asshole now, you're not the lovable prick that we all fell in love with.

What's the difference?

*laugh track doesn't play this time*


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Response to Fake Tits -what's the beef?- 2015-09-10 23:54:25


Close your eyes.

do you notice anything?

Oldskies lmao

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