So, over my many years of being the rebellious little shit I am, I've learned to be so quiet, that, well I don't fucking know, I don't use my skill to do jackshit. I just stay up all night. I'm one stupid kid. Onto the first skill, tip-toeing. Tip-toeing is usually thought to be a child's way of playing, or else wise "sneaking" What it is is generations of fathers thinking they need exaggeration to show their children what it is, and them thus taking it by face value.
This is not so.
To legitimately tip-toe you need to step on the ball of your pinky toe very gently and roll the rest of your foot on to the ground. If you have a tough time with hard surface floors and their peeling noise, socks can help you there. That's mostly it for
stepping in a quiet manner.
Onto the next skill, performing tasks. Starting out with what you will be doing most frequently at night, bathroom breaks, there is really no, I mean NO way of using the shit pit quietly. The best you can do is close the lid throw some towels over it and shut the door when flushing. With washing hands on the other hand *BA DUM TA* can be easy, effortless, and quiet as a ninja, you simply need, disinfectant wipes. Yup, that's it. GG Totes re. Opening doors is stupid hard, and sometimes stupid easy, it varies. If your door is creaky and has a good lock system or is one of those ones where the handle only turns on your side when you use it from your side and vice versa for the other side, it's a pain in the ass, but older types of doors that were freshly installed, easy peasy. But there really is no dealing with it if the door is new and cold at the same time :P You just have to be REALLY FUCKING CAREFUL with them. Also playing on your computer alone can get you caught! A loud keyboard can easily wake someone up! Keyboards made in around 2010 and before and extremely loud and can make loads of noise! Where as on the other hand with the chrome book I'm using to type this with, the only noise the keyboard makes is the crumbs crunching beneath the buttons. What you need to do is type very slowly and gently until you get a newer one. KOM-PUE-TAH (Star Trek reference, just flew miles above your head) chairs can be creaky as they get old, try to get your hands on new ones asap! That or lock your hips in place for the remainder of your childhood!
That's it for that, now we move onto web browsing history.
Incognito mode, the infamous CTRL+SHIFT+N too can be checked, but only very recent history and only displays the URL, and not the domain name, for example while I'm writing this the url says
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post/topic/1
but the tab/domain name says
"Post new Topic to General"
So the A rated games here at newgrounds, the name of the actual games doesn't show up in the url, therefor does not look suspicious in the incognito history, but the a rated art DOES. Also, make new accounts for everything, including youtube.
But yeah, that's all for tonight and have a good night.
How to be quiet during the night L1
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No one over the age of 11 needs this.
At 6/9/15 07:51 AM, SocialistClock wrote: This thread made me vomit blood
must've hurt
Must I had, hate, non-constructive criticism, etc, get's a nice, big, served on a diamond crested silver platter BLOCK.
At 6/11/15 03:56 AM, WitchingHourChild wrote: Must I had, hate, non-constructive criticism, etc, get's a nice, big, served on a diamond crested silver platter BLOCK.
I'm sorry, but what?
I scream! You scream! We all scream for ice cream!
