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Party Tricks

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Party Tricks 2015-05-23 13:47:18


What party tricks can you do?

And please don't give me any of that depressing "I don't go to parties" stuff. I'm just referring to any small talent you have to impress or entertain people.

I'm only asking because I'm really only learning how to blow consistent smoke rings.

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 14:07:10


I have no friends, so I don't go to parties.

And I don't have any talent.


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Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 14:14:32


At 5/23/15 02:10 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

You're not very nice.


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Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 14:18:06


I can drink stuff pretty fast, i guess.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 14:20:33


I can pretend to be texting my friends really good.

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 19:13:17


At 5/23/15 06:54 PM, Hoodie wrote: I do a good job of making people very mad when I'm just trying to have a conversation.

Neato. Sounds like you're

Wait for it

fun at parties

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 20:25:30


I can make a paper airplane.

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 20:34:12


I can do flips

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 20:37:55


walk around topless and do some cinnamon whiskey shots.

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 20:38:59


I can crack my knuckles and some other bones


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The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace

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Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 20:58:28


At 5/23/15 08:37 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote: walk around topless and do some cinnamon whiskey shots.

Wife material right there let me tell ya.

I bet that gets you alot of long-term relationships.

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 21:00:47


At 5/23/15 08:58 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:
At 5/23/15 08:37 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote: walk around topless and do some cinnamon whiskey shots.
Wife material right there let me tell ya.

I bet that gets you alot of long-term relationships.

i dont have to worry about long term relationships, its not really any of your fucking business
oh and guess what? i wasnt actually serious.

besides if thats what i wanted to do, i can do it.

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 21:05:01


At 5/23/15 09:00 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote: i dont have to worry about long term relationships, its not really any of your fucking business

It's kind of my business when you post it on a public forum, on the thread I published.

oh and guess what? i wasnt actually serious.

Mmhmm.

besides if thats what i wanted to do, i can do it.

Mmhmm.

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 21:11:27 (edited 2015-05-23 21:11:59)


At 5/23/15 09:05 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote: Mmhmm.

my, so much intellect here. wow lmao
probably took a lot of brain power to type that but good effort anyway, kid

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 21:15:49


At 5/23/15 09:14 PM, ZeroDown wrote:
At 5/23/15 08:37 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote: walk around topless and do some cinnamon whiskey shots.
I should come to more of your party's.

you should. It'll be boring as fuck

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 21:15:50


At 5/23/15 09:11 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote: kid

At least make me try

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Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 21:16:16


At 5/23/15 09:15 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:
At 5/23/15 09:11 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote: kid
At least make me try

Okay dokey.

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 21:23:44


At 5/23/15 09:18 PM, ZeroDown wrote: Boring without me there hanging with my BFF, right?

right

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 21:25:44


Ah yes it's springtime and catf- love is in the air

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 21:31:03


At 5/23/15 09:28 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: I have the ability to single handedly say the one thing out loud that makes everyone uncomfortable enough to never speak to me ever again for the duration of the party

Haha.

Oh.

Response to Party Tricks 2015-05-23 22:06:13


At 5/23/15 09:27 PM, ZeroDown wrote:
At 5/23/15 09:23 PM, HomicidalDragon wrote:
At 5/23/15 09:18 PM, ZeroDown wrote: Boring without me there hanging with my BFF, right?
right
BFFs 4 life and don't forget it

Okay