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Meeting your opposite you.

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Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-22 22:31:31


Wouldn't it be great if we had the ability to access a parallel universe where we can meet our opposite? Imagine the activities with the boy/girl version of you. Sex, making people think you guys are twins, sex, talk about interesting things about your own universe, sex, finding out the exact opposite of the events that happened in their world, sex, the difference of how their world functions, sex, exploring your opposite's body, sex, and did I mention sex?


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Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-22 22:43:41


At 5/22/15 10:37 PM, Vixuzar wrote: By the way OP... if you want to have sex with your opposite self then shouldn't your opposite self disagree on that? you know because it's your opposite self which means that they wouldn't agree on the things you agree to?

Just let me dream, ok?

Also If I raped/molest myself no one will ever believe her.

Meeting your opposite you.


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Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-22 22:57:46


So i would literally fuck myself?


"Hitler was a great leader."

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Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-22 23:11:03


Every time with these goddamn clone threads.

Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-23 00:14:06


At 5/22/15 11:11 PM, ThePulp wrote: Every time with these goddamn clone threads.

People are learning from me :3333333333333

Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-23 00:20:01


My opposite self would actually be attractive, but annoying. And probably crazy. It'd be fucking trippy and weird meeting your opposite self


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Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-23 00:20:04


At 5/22/15 10:57 PM, NGerInMyButthole wrote: So i would literally fuck myself?

Precisely so.

Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-23 01:27:36


I'd fuck opposite me.

Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-23 06:10:20


The opposite me - A skinny, successful business woman with an active and healthy sex life.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-23 06:37:04


I hope opposite me is just like me but a girl instead.
oh, fuck...

Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-23 08:24:07


Would be Awesome to meet Tabitha, that's what my parents would name me if I was born as a girl.
Tabitha would be the prettiest girl that I ever meet.
But not as pretty as my future wife!

Wrote that just in case I ever get married and my wife reads my Newgrounds BBS posts to see if I ever talked about other girls
Would be hilarious though

Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-23 10:53:14


Doug Walker is pretty much the opposite of me. I'm a huge fan of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Naruto, and Pokémon and Doug doesn't like ANY of them. I love Bridge To Terabithia, The Matrix, and District 9 and Doug doesn't like ANY of them. I like Space Jam, Adventures Of Sonic the Hedgehog, and the pokemon anime and Doug crapped over THEM ALL. I don't need to go to a parallel universe, because my opposite's already here.


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock

Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-23 15:15:27


no

Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-23 15:40:31


So would that be a Mogwai or a Nilmerg?

Huh, Nilmerg, sounds cool


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Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-23 15:56:51


If it was truly opposite you, they would have a sex drive.


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I think my opposite would look kind of like this.

Damn I'm cute. I should look up if there's an app to gender swap yourself.

no pic durr

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Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-23 18:32:42


Wouldn't you just hate someone who is the opposite of you since you would hate what each other do?

I'm not gonna lie though, I'd love to meet a female me.

just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-24 10:20:25


I just thought of an even better example of my opposite, which would be my brother. He never goes to Church, I almost always. He loves sports. I find sports to be the least interesting subject to talk about. I do all my work right away. He always puts it off. Yeah, this is everyday stuff with me.


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock


Well, as far as the theory goes, we'd try to kill eachother (or at least one of us would try to do it). I honestly doubt that even if it'd be a Rule 63 version of myself, I would try to contact with my opposite self.


If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...

Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-24 12:28:53


At 5/22/15 10:31 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Sex

I'd call that masturbation.


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Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-24 18:17:35


At 5/22/15 10:31 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: And did I mention sex?

Yeah, but my complete opposite would be a completely stingy whore who would ONLY use sex to manipulate or otherwise degrade you.

Now if I could have a slightly demure but equally kinky me in an equivalently attractive female body... Well, isn't that every man's fucking dream?


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Response to Meeting your opposite you. 2015-05-24 18:18:30


At 5/24/15 12:28 PM, GiovDMustache wrote:
At 5/22/15 10:31 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Sex
I'd call that masturbation.

Best masturbation in mankind I would say.


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