If there was a talent show for all the NG'ers (Such as Newground's Got Talent), what performance would you do and who do you think would win the contest?
If NG had a talent show
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Largest bukkake session ever to be televised.
A stand up comedy act featuring my BBS posts. I can guarantee you that everyone would laugh!
No one would show up, no one here has talent!
Blow terrible smoke rings and get booed off the stage.
I'd win.
At 5/17/15 08:14 PM, ArcadeDominator wrote: No one would show up, no one here has talent!
I will have you know that I make a mean potato salad.
At 5/17/15 08:17 PM, Chat-man wrote:At 5/17/15 08:14 PM, ArcadeDominator wrote: No one would show up, no one here has talent!I will have you know that I make a mean potato salad.
Master chef, Newgrounds
At 5/17/15 06:54 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I would win in the category of best tupperware party hostess
But hostess is a female figure.
At 5/17/15 08:56 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:At 5/17/15 08:54 PM, Makakaov wrote: But hostess is a female figure.you are not invited to my next tupperware party, ttyn
I'm taking a guess it's focused on tupperware to make a symbol saying it's attendants are well sealed close minded blockheads.
At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.
Not to brag or anything for that would be unbecoming due to my personal status but I'd win
At 5/17/15 09:02 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: It does have a talent show
It has quite a few talent shows.
I'd prefer to sit in the audience and judge everyone quietly
At 5/17/15 08:14 PM, ArcadeDominator wrote: No one would show up, no one here has talent!
BULLSHIT.
At 5/17/15 06:52 PM, Chat-man wrote: what performance would you do
I'd cook a 3 minute instant noodles in just under 2 min and 59 second then i'd shape shift into a bread.
At 5/17/15 11:12 PM, Vixuzar wrote:At 5/17/15 10:22 PM, ThePulp wrote:I second this notionAt 5/17/15 08:14 PM, ArcadeDominator wrote: No one would show up, no one here has talent!BULLSHIT.
Because you're a comedy genius
I was thinking more along the non-egotistical circlejerk-y line of us having Movies, Games, Art and Audio-- a lot of them being quite good.
If we didn't have talent here in NG, we might as well not have existed.
The entire existence of NG depends on talent-- well, at least as of this point in its history.
just call me "Jay", thanks.
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I would sing almost like a Japanese pop idol, but I cannot help but think a dick joke from a stand-up comedian would win.
At 5/17/15 11:15 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: How badly would you like to lose?
I'LL KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR BEEFY TOM CRUISE THRONE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK, TOUGH GUY.
At 5/18/15 06:33 AM, Troisnyx wrote: I cannot help but think a dick joke from a stand-up comedian would win.
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