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Turn me on ;)

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TheMadWasp
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Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 19:08:54

WITHOUT PORN.

Betcha, can't do that. :p

just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Ragnarokia
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 19:13:25

At 5/14/15 07:08 PM, Madjasper1 wrote: WITHOUT PORN.

Betcha, can't do that. :p

I am a woman!

When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.

Youtube, Twitch: Mostly games

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TheMadWasp
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 19:19:17

At 5/14/15 07:13 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
I am a woman!

'Not available on Mobile Devices'

C'mon! I'll end up with erectile dysfunction if THAT'S the best you've got!

just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Chdonga
Member since: Mar. 24, 2008
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 19:20:42

*flicks switch up*

Give me cash and receive arts!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Freaki-boy92
Member since: Sep. 2, 2005
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 19:22:14

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AoiShinigami
Member since: Oct. 16, 2009
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 19:26:08

*flicks the power switch*

Nope...

*inserts batteries*

Still not? Fuck Duracell...

*flicks the power switch, AGAIN*

I give up... *shoots himself... ...on camera!*

(maybe a stolen picture of Doomguy taking a selfie in Hell will turn someone on...)

Turn me on ;)

If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...

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TheMadWasp
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 19:26:18 (edited 2015-05-14 19:27:44)

At 5/14/15 07:22 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: practice mooooode~

Ooh, yeah that's what I'm talking about ;)

At 5/14/15 07:20 PM, Chdonga wrote:

*flicks switch up*

At 5/14/15 07:20 PM, ZeroDown wrote: Turned on yet?

Bad jokes turn me off...well done... :/

At 5/14/15 07:26 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:
(maybe a stolen picture of Doomguy taking a selfie in Hell will turn someone on...)

No . Sorry.

just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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WriggleHasTwoDads
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 19:30:39

Son, your brother @Wriggle is very upset. Go and turn him on.

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RandyRandom
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 19:37:52

I'm wearing a sock, but it's not on my feet.

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ratchili
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 19:45:08

ratchili.com i make stuff

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AoiShinigami
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 20:01:16

Okay then, how about I bring out the cannon that shoots cocaine mixed with viagra in powder form and wait... I already used that one...

Maybe some contemporary art performance by THIS GUY will turn you on?

If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...

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PussyShark
Member since: Nov. 6, 2005
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 20:06:57

hopefully I can link to this, it's not porn.
enjoy (;

(*whispers in your ear): 'you're welcome'
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LunarSpartan
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 20:52:24

At 5/14/15 07:08 PM, Madjasper1 wrote: WITHOUT PORN.

Betcha, can't do that. :p

BOOBS.

did that work?

Turn me on ;)

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goodoldinternets
Member since: May. 14, 2015
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 20:57:53

Done.

Turn me on ;)

GAMES ARE BAD, THEY MAKE YOU MAD, GAMES ARE BAD, THEY MAKE YOU MAD, GAMES ARE BAD, THEY MAKE YOU MAD, GAMES ARE BAD, THEY MAKE YOU MAD, GAMES ARE BAD, THEY MAKE YOU MAD.

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BanditWoolyBear
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 21:38:30

Girls can be desirable without being naked.

Turn me on ;)

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violet23
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 22:30:34

haha i could but then i'd get banned ;)

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Galneda
Member since: Sep. 22, 2003
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 22:40:58

Not porn. Cosplay.

Turn me on ;)

-Formerly known as Phobotech-

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"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Galneda
Member since: Sep. 22, 2003
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 22:50:38

Not porn, its just your future.

Turn me on ;)

-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Galneda
Member since: Sep. 22, 2003
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 22:53:44

Not porn. Its just a cigarette lighter.

Turn me on ;)

-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Galneda
Member since: Sep. 22, 2003
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 22:57:35

Not porn. Just supple young girls who don't know right from wrong.

Turn me on ;)

-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Galneda
Member since: Sep. 22, 2003
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 22:58:58

Not porn. Just a girl in the kitchen.

Turn me on ;)

-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Galneda
Member since: Sep. 22, 2003
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 23:09:51

Not porn. Just me stealing all the honies.

Turn me on ;)

-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Galneda
Member since: Sep. 22, 2003
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 23:13:43

Not porn. Just Princess Leia Organa at the beach.

Turn me on ;)

-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Galneda
Member since: Sep. 22, 2003
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 23:15:28

Not porn. Just my sister.

Turn me on ;)

-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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CGA-999
Member since: Apr. 30, 2014
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 23:16:09

A light switch.

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Galneda
Member since: Sep. 22, 2003
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 23:16:52

Not porn. Just a pop idol sensation doing a dance.

Turn me on ;)

-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Galneda
Member since: Sep. 22, 2003
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 23:18:45

Not porn. Just Spiderman learning new tricks.

Turn me on ;)

-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Galneda
Member since: Sep. 22, 2003
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 23:20:25

Not porn. Just someone who doesn't need their pizza burning.

Turn me on ;)

-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Galneda
Member since: Sep. 22, 2003
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-14 23:22:29

Not porn. Just a lady sharing a taco with her friend.

Turn me on ;)

-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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ThePulp
Member since: Jan. 28, 2011
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Response to Turn me on ;) 2015-05-15 00:38:54

Does this man not ooze of sexual issues?

Turn me on ;)

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