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I spilt boiled water on my dick

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Response to I spilt boiled water on my dick 2015-04-22 22:37:24


I'm sorry, this just makes me laugh. Imagine a new user is coming here, and he sees this as the hot topic, and he gets a taste of what the BBS is like.

@Mumbo, you like posting stories that involve your dick, so I assumed you wanted to read this.

I spilt boiled water on my dick


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Response to I spilt boiled water on my dick 2015-04-22 22:53:23


At 4/22/15 10:30 PM, Mumbo wrote: What why me?

It's definitely a befuddlement to behold.

Response to I spilt boiled water on my dick 2015-04-22 23:28:57


At 4/22/15 10:53 PM, ThePulp wrote:
At 4/22/15 10:30 PM, Mumbo wrote: What why me?
It's definitely a befuddlement to behold.

What do you think of this thread?


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Response to I spilt boiled water on my dick 2015-04-23 00:29:09


I don't understand you people. I work my ass off slaving away on my computer to make these golden threads, and you people keep on letting my threads die.

Fuck NG, when I rise to power, no one will ever ignore me again.


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Response to I spilt boiled water on my dick 2015-04-23 00:34:52


At 4/23/15 12:31 AM, Cordyceps wrote:
At 4/23/15 12:29 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I don't understand you people. I work my ass off slaving away on my computer to make these golden threads, and you people keep on letting my threads die.

Fuck NG, when I rise to power, no one will ever ignore me again.
you shouldn't rip off mumbo, he only gets two page threads

Mumbo is my bottom bitch. He does what I say, faggot, that goes for you too.

Don't you dare ever challenge my word again.


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Response to I spilt boiled water on my dick 2015-04-23 00:37:15


At 4/22/15 04:32 PM, Monster-64 wrote: the military recruiters

Don't let them sucker you into an open contract bro. Lock yourself a job before you go to basic


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to I spilt boiled water on my dick 2015-04-23 00:54:22


At 4/22/15 11:28 PM, Monster-64 wrote:
At 4/22/15 10:53 PM, ThePulp wrote:
At 4/22/15 10:30 PM, Mumbo wrote: What why me?
It's definitely a befuddlement to behold.
What do you think of this thread?

It's definitely a befuddlement to behold.
But mostly, it's stupid.

Response to I spilt boiled water on my dick 2015-04-23 08:19:27


OUCH, hope it heals, man


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