At 3/23/15 11:16 PM, FinaLee wrote:

At 3/23/15 11:00 PM, Bit wrote: And I'll give you my current girlfriend, too. That's right. I'll cut off my fucking hand.

But you'll need that hand when you find your own dream girl and hold her in your arms. You'll meet her someday.

I will? Oh boy! I hope she has a dick.

At 3/23/15 11:32 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:

At 3/23/15 11:27 PM, Xylofuse wrote: I ain't got no lover...

I liked your original answer better

I think it's a bit strange to leave here ._.

At 3/23/15 11:34 PM, Monster-64 wrote: How you you expect someone to accept you when you can't even accept yourself?

sometimes thats something that takes people time

and being pushy or mean about it will never help

ever

At 3/23/15 11:40 PM, Monster-64 wrote: How is telling someone the reality of a situation "mean?" If you were hooked on some sort of dangerous drug, would it be mean to tell you the reality of those drugs?

i said that more as a generalized statement, sorry if it was misinterpreted

however, i still stick to that. (im not saying you crossed it) but there's a fine line between telling and nagging

just like you help the drug addict understand they have a problem and then they go get help

if somebodys lonely, you dont make them feel worse. you tell them to cheer up, and then follow through with it.

Someone who is in disguise, but hiding is very wise.

A girl who's as awkward as me.

At 3/25/15 04:45 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: i wish i had a girlfriend

--supergandhi64

Talk about Wonderland.

any trap girl that'd cook me up some bricks while i'm shootin layups

At 3/25/15 01:58 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: any trap girl that'd cook me up some bricks while i'm shootin layups

Sometimes I feel like the only dude on the internet that doesn't like cock in one for or another.

She is my Khaleesi!

At 3/25/15 03:03 PM, Monster-64 wrote: How can I describe my lover lover if she doesn't exist?

*sigh*

Listen, I don't either. I was seeing somebody but it seems to not be going so peachy.

Just thought it would be a funny thread idea.

I guess it's for the best, I suppose. I don't really have a desire to love anyone at the moment, and also, I'm always so busy.

You're going to the military, so it'd be hard anyways. In a perfect world, you'd meet a sweet girl and she'd wait for you until you got back. Its not a perfect world...

You could meet somebody on base though. My buddy is stationed in the bumfuck middle of nowhere Missouri and he had a girlfriend for a bit. However, she ended up being, and I quote "fucking crazy" and they split.

At 3/25/15 02:55 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:

At 3/25/15 01:58 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: any trap girl that'd cook me up some bricks while i'm shootin layups

Sometimes I feel like the only dude on the internet that doesn't like cock in one for or another.

Don't lie.

You know you can't get enough of the dick.

At 3/25/15 03:52 PM, Bit wrote: Don't lie.

You know you can't get enough of the dick.

I can't get enough of my dick.

actually if you'll excuse me

i need to go tame the one-eyed pink snake.

At 3/23/15 10:46 PM, disdainfulpanda wrote: i think his name is peter dinklage, ya'll may have seen him around in game of thrones. but he is mine <3

Back off girl, because if I was gay the Dinklage is mine!

jk, but I'd pick Maisie Williams over all the other women on that show. Why you may ask? because she is closer to Dinklage's height than the rest of them.

ITT:

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  In Love With A Girl

  by lessthan3

  Who Does Not Exist

  Song

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  PLAY

At 3/25/15 04:29 PM, Bit wrote: ITT:

fav'd

At 3/25/15 04:30 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote:

At 3/25/15 04:29 PM, Bit wrote: ITT:

fav'd

Bonus points if you make it your ringtone.

no existence

At 3/25/15 04:33 PM, Bit wrote: Bonus points if you make it your ringtone.

done

At 3/23/15 10:42 PM, BanditWoolyBear wrote: idk i'm fucking bored

describe your significant other

Nonexistent

crush

Already taken or not interested, it's always one or the other. Invariably.

whatever the frack you want to call them through writing

Triggers for my depression, loneliness, and aversion to human interaction.

Thanks OP.

I have a crush on nearly every person I'm friends with, but here are the few I can remember.

My highschool crush was small, asian, had long hair, liked Nintendo, and was quite the intellectual. I was a huge sperg around her and when I finally calmed down I had already blown all my chances.
My community college crush was lanky, white as a ghost, and had terrible self esteem. I probably could have hit that if I made my move sooner.
I had a crush on another girl in the third semester but I found out she was a lesbian. I still ended up making friends with her over our mutual cynicism towards modern video games.
There's one girl in my anime club who's a real cutie pie, but she's trans and I dare not tread that minefield of confusion.
I don't even know what's going on between me and this one girl. She's tall, white, obsessed with memes, and will probably murder me in my sleep. Would be worth it tho.

My waifu is and always will be Izumo from Blue Exorcist.

She does not know that she's my girlfriend yet and I'm not even sure if she know that I exists but she's pretty.

No I'm not taking advantage of some girl with amnesia or anything I'm just talking about my girlfriend from the future :U