hey. Ive had a bit of a problem with my height and im 5'7. is there a way to grow taller... i just need to teach that five nine and ill be fine.

Its serious and I need some serious answers so maybe you can help other newgrounders

the only way you can help enhance your tallness is to ensure the health of your spine. flexibility and exercise allows more room for growth

also your probbably nowhere near done growing yet, just be patient

At 3/23/15 05:00 PM, heyaq wrote: hey. Ive had a bit of a problem with my height and im 5'7. is there a way to grow taller... i just need to teach that five nine and ill be fine.

Its serious and I need some serious answers so maybe you can help other newgrounders

You're welcome.

What does your ancestry look like?

Dutch, Nordic, German? You gonna be tall.

Hispanic, Italian, Asian? Hahaha.

At 3/23/15 05:08 PM, Bit wrote: What does your ancestry look like?

Dutch, Nordic, German? You gonna be tall.

Hispanic, Italian, Asian? Hahaha.

british and they do drink a lot of milk and tea as i think they have a good chance of getting enough bone materials to unsure a good height

At 3/23/15 05:11 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: you're going to be short for the rest of your life

--supergandhi64

gandhi was quite short man

At 3/23/15 05:02 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I was 5'7" in 6th grade and grew to 6'1" by 8th grade, now I'm 6'8" and STILL growing.

oy man! good height. Does it give you a lot of girls?

At 3/23/15 05:10 PM, heyaq wrote: british and they do drink a lot of milk and tea as i think they have a good chance of getting enough bone materials to unsure a good height

Yeah. British height roughly equals Murrican height, on average.

At 3/23/15 05:19 PM, Vinnyy wrote: But I'm Asian and I'm six feet solid.

Stop telling lies on the Internet.

Congratulations on 8k posts, though.

There is this procedure that midgets/dwarves/little people use to get taller...

It involves breaking their legs in multiple places and growing more bone to fill the gap.

very carefully

At 3/23/15 07:41 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Why is it hard to believe that an Asian is not short? Why do you have to believe what the stereotypes say?

Because saying that tall Asians exist is like saying that there are Germans who don't sound angry all the time, Swedes who aren't liberal, and Jews who are poor. It just doesn't make any sense.

This is why you drink your milk before bed

At 3/23/15 07:41 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 3/23/15 05:33 PM, Bit wrote:
Stop telling lies on the Internet.

Congratulations on 8k posts, though.

Why is it hard to believe that an Asian is not short? Why do you have to believe what the stereotypes say?

Thanks, by the way.

The tallest man in the world is an Asian. (Also the shortest man in the world is also an Asian) I find Asian stereotypes to be mostly BS though. Also the myth Asian women have small boobs. Hahahaha. There are some quite busty Asian women out there. Yes, there's small-boobed ones too, but you have all sizes just like you have for other races.

To the OP though, who -- friggen -- cares?! Oh boo hoo hoo you're "short". Gonna cry about it? Contrary to the damn myths, you can be short and still pick up tons of ladies. Yeah they'll generally *say* they want a tall guy, but I find that's more just something they say rather than something that's a deal-breaker.

But I'll tell you this though. If you believe your height is a problem then it *will* be a problem. Worse, it'll be a problem you can't do much if anything about. Solution? Just don't give a shit. If some girl doesn't like you because of your height, man forget about her. She's a shallow bitch. Move on to better.

At 3/23/15 05:08 PM, Bit wrote: Dutch, Nordic, German? You gonna be tall.

My mom's side of the family came to the US from Germany.
My dad's side of the family came to the US from Norway.

I am roughly 5'6"

At 3/23/15 10:55 PM, Viper wrote:

At 3/23/15 05:08 PM, Bit wrote: Dutch, Nordic, German? You gonna be tall.

My mom's side of the family came to the US from Germany.
My dad's side of the family came to the US from Norway.

I am roughly 5'6"

Somebody didn't drink their milk.

At 3/23/15 11:01 PM, Bit wrote: Somebody didn't drink their milk.

I drank milk all the time as a kid....

With balloons.

(Get it?)

5"7 isn't all that bad, moron.

The rack. Stretch yourself a bit every day.

At 3/23/15 11:06 PM, Viper wrote:

At 3/23/15 11:01 PM, Bit wrote: Somebody didn't drink their milk.

I drank milk all the time as a kid....

Nothing wrong with your height, or OP's height for that matter.

At 3/23/15 11:29 PM, NGPulp wrote: 5"7 isn't all that bad, moron.

Yeah tell me about it. OP is all complaining like it's the end of the world he isn't some tall guy. Well he's not a midget either. Plus, like I said, it's more one of those things women say they want (especially on online profiles/etc...) but which, IRL, doesn't matter jack. I honestly think it's something they think they want or they think they're supposed to say they want because of some media bias or whatever, but which they don't actually tend to care about. Hell, look at all the women with high heels so *they* can look taller -- shits retarded. Completely bad design. Good way to break an ankle and not be able to run away in case of an emergency though.

I can go out to any semi-decent club on a decent night and just be swimming in girls, whereas many guys there don't have any girl's attention and of those who have attention, I seem to get the most unless there's a skilled breakdancer present or something, in which case he gets the most but I still come out pretty decent.

Oh and I'm one of the shorter guys there, but have far more attention from women than any of the tall guys there.

I mean sure, I'm going to be shit at basketball but then again they really should have height leagues like how they have weight leagues for some other sports. Unless you think it's a good idea to pit a 350 lb boxer against a 120 lb one.