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Deshiel free czech lessons

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Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 09:08:49


Lets have some fun.

Open up your source for czech vocabulary and try to make a sentence or two.

You are most likely going to fug up bad and thats where the fun comes in.
I will translate back what you just said and how different its probably going to be from what you have intended.


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 09:17:07


At 3/17/15 09:14 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Vazichni rovi prava prava blortsk

dafuq. Are you geting us mixed up with Chechenia again?


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 09:21:38


Kurwa!


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 09:35:03


You have to try and write in czech my fellows.


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 10:19:17


At 3/17/15 10:01 AM, MrPercie wrote: Český vaše právo

=Vaše české právo= Your czech right. (liek birthright)


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 10:23:35


At 3/17/15 10:21 AM, MrPercie wrote:
At 3/17/15 10:19 AM, Deshiel wrote:
At 3/17/15 10:01 AM, MrPercie wrote: Český vaše právo
=Vaše české právo= Your czech right. (liek birthright)
Well I was trying to say "Czech your privilege", didn't fucking work!

English puns don't work in our vocabulary :)


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 10:31:58


This reminds me of one of my favorite videos.

Jožin z bažin!

Why does "práškovací letadlo" translate as "crop duster"??

Also, Moje mužství je věc legend.

Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 12:19:56


At 3/17/15 10:31 AM, BrenTheMan wrote: This reminds me of one of my favorite videos.

Jožin z bažin!

Why does "práškovací letadlo" translate as "crop duster"??

Also, Moje mužství je věc legend.

Jožin z bažin = Jožin of the swamp

Práškovací letadlo = crop dusting plane (is a translation given from a natural czech such as me)
Crop duster is more american/english native translated from czech by a non-czech foreigner, because it lacks the czech logic of how we deal with english)

Moje mužství je věc legend. is a tricky one because "je věc legend" is a phrase that we use when something is gone for long or forever. It's actualy a more romanized/romantic version of "is no more" or is gone"
So if I wanted to be poetic I would translate it as = My manhood is a thing of legends or " My manhood is no more"


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jibber jabber, pitter patter, let's not get at her!

i love my czech :>

Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 12:26:44


At 3/17/15 12:19 PM, Deshiel wrote: " My manhood is no more"

That's pretty funny. This is all coming from Google Translate BTW, so you'd think they'd do better than that.


At 3/17/15 10:31 AM, BrenTheMan wrote: This reminds me of one of my favorite videos.

Estonian is basically Czech, right? It's all Europe as far as I care.

Oh by the way Bren my feed is still completely buggered from the other day what do I do

Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 12:47:10


At 3/17/15 12:31 PM, Ejit wrote: Oh by the way Bren my feed is still completely buggered from the other day what do I do

Shift-reload or just flush your cache:

http://www.refreshyourcache.com/en/home/


At 3/17/15 12:31 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 3/17/15 10:31 AM, BrenTheMan wrote: This reminds me of one of my favorite videos.
Estonian is basically Czech, right? It's all Europe as far as I care.

Oh by the way Bren my feed is still completely buggered from the other day what do I do

not even culturaly related.


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 13:57:27


At 3/17/15 01:31 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: i don't have any czech vocabulary. i'm not a mud farmer

--supergandhi64

racist.


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 14:16:27


Tento Den svatého Patricka, klacek moje řiť!

are you up for the task Deshiel


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 14:19:52


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 14:23:08


I contain a million different languages all within one vocabulary, I have found a way to compact it universally so you all can understand indefinitely

Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 15:01:14


At 3/17/15 02:19 PM, NeonSpider wrote: jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec houba houba jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec houba houba jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec had had oh, že je to had, že je to jezevec jezevec jezevec jezevec houba houby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGlyFc79BUE

At 3/17/15 02:16 PM, Chocomilk wrote: Tento Den svatého Patricka, klacek moje řiť!

are you up for the task Deshiel

On this day of saint. Patrick, stick my arse!

At 3/17/15 02:27 PM, Monster-64 wrote:
At 3/17/15 10:23 AM, Deshiel wrote:
At 3/17/15 10:21 AM, MrPercie wrote:
At 3/17/15 10:19 AM, Deshiel wrote:
At 3/17/15 10:01 AM, MrPercie wrote: Český vaše právo
=Vaše české právo= Your czech right. (liek birthright)
Well I was trying to say "Czech your privilege", didn't fucking work!
English puns don't work in our vocabulary :)
How do you say it in your vocabulary then?

Also,

am já Czeching doprava?

Implying that you use czeching in place of checking.

Also in czech in this case it should be written as

Já kontroluji dopravu?


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 15:06:01


At 3/17/15 01:22 PM, Deshiel wrote:
At 3/17/15 12:31 PM, Ejit wrote: Estonian is basically Czech, right? It's all Europe as far as I care.

Oh by the way Bren my feed is still completely buggered from the other day what do I do
not even culturaly related.

Damnit, I know it's Bad Europe I just don't know which part.

Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 15:09:33


At 3/17/15 03:06 PM, Ejit wrote:

not even culturaly related.
Damnit, I know it's Bad Europe I just don't know which part.

Czech republic is right in the middle of the entire Europe.


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 15:10:57


Say no more

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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 15:12:33


At 3/17/15 03:10 PM, Ejit wrote: Say no more

thats a traditional german clothing.


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 15:13:51


Now you're just being a pedant

Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 15:15:22


At 3/17/15 03:13 PM, Ejit wrote: Now you're just being a pedant

It's funny how pedant is almost the same as pendant


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Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 15:17:40


At 3/17/15 03:13 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: when was the last time the czech republic won the eurovision

--supergandhi64

TBF my understanding is that they would have been part of Yugoslavia for most of it

At 3/17/15 03:15 PM, Deshiel wrote:
At 3/17/15 03:13 PM, Ejit wrote: Now you're just being a pedant
It's funny how pedant is almost the same as pendant

Is 'pendat' Chechen, then?

Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 15:21:34


pitter, patter, jibber, jabber. Lets get at her!!

czech is indeed awesome.

Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 15:47:23


It was part of the USSR for most of the 19th century

Response to Deshiel free czech lessons 2015-03-17 16:16:15


At 3/17/15 03:38 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: what the frank is a "yugoslavia"

--supergandhi64

Yugoslavia was a state that ended in 2003 and it had nothing to do with Czech Republic aside from also being the member of USSR.


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