My sister came back from Turkey addicted to kombucha. It's like flat soda with vinegar in it - thoroughly awful.

Honorable mentions: I tried an imitation V8 from Trader Joe's a while back and was disgusted with the immense amount of salt added to it. Also I saw an online suggestion to mix Bailey's Irish Cream with Chambord. It would have been alright except that the cream curdled. I was able to salvage it with some milk and an ice cube but it was pretty awful on its own.

The closest thing for me is probably Hubert's Lemonade. That shit is so sour that as soon as I took a drink I tried scraping my tongue with my finger nails to try and get rid of the aftertaste.

At 3/5/15 10:16 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 3/5/15 11:47 AM, BlueReality wrote: or this one foreign soda with a tinfoil cover over it in a can, it was fucking terrible but I forget the name

EDIT: I found it.

Dude, what? San Pellegrino is awesome.

I dunno if I've had the regular mineral water, but I've had the lemon stuff with that foil and thought it was pretty good.

At 3/5/15 11:25 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 3/5/15 11:50 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: Ginger beer, Imagine a ginger snap that in beverage form. a bit bitter for my liking.

oh man i love ginger beer

Me, too. Reed's is awesome. It's great mixed with a little spiced rum.

Red wine mixed with milk.

At 3/5/15 02:35 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Tea sucks, and not just the arousing way.

As an Englishman I'm feeling like my legitimacy is being threatened. Tea's noice.

coca cola. i heard they really put cocaine in that shit. just proves how shitty america is in marketing.

I hate the taste of grape soda. It might be me or companies can't capture the right taste of grape for sodas when its artificial. I know there is natural grape soda out there but most of the market just go and make artificial instead because to them its more easier, so its hard to find natural most of the time.

BTW I'm black. OHHHH SHOCKER! AM I RITE?

Vimto is terrible. Please do not even touch it.

At 3/6/15 12:09 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: if you drink coffee or tea and don't brush your teeth, you probably have disgusting stained teeth

--supergandhi64

Fixed.

Anything made in america, mexico's where it's at.

When I was a little kid I'd grab all the liquids I could find in the kitchen and mix them together into a giant bowl.

I think the worst combination I found by far was Surge and whole milk.

Lucky for me I never thought to look under the sink for ingredients.

Gasoline.... don't ask why....

I have drank water that had cigar ashes in it, but I was plastered at the time and thought it tasted good.

The first thing I thought of was Malta. That stuff is horrible.
Guinness is pretty nasty as well.

When I was in China, I went to a restaurant. There were these disgusting, giant jars and in them were all kinds of dead animals from lizard like creatures to sheep fetuses. They looked trippy as fuck, other animals seemed deformed beyond recognition. Of course they were in some sort of alcohol, I was told it was sake, but for all I know it could have been a "white" lie. I had to try it nonetheless though, it's one of those once in a life time things. I picked the sake that had sheep fetuses lying in it and felt my balls cringe and my anus start to implode upon itself as I caught the scent of this drink from hell. When I finally drank it, I immediately wanted to rip my tongue out of my mouth.

It wasn't worth it. I wouldn't recommend anybody to do it, even if it is a once in a life time opportunity. You're better off living the rest of your life not experiencing the terrors of sheep fetus flavored sake.

Beer.
Beer tastes like licking shit stained toilet paper.
I never drink beer, it's absolutely horrible.

At 3/8/15 09:24 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: Beer.
Beer tastes like licking shit stained toilet paper.
I never drink beer, it's absolutely horrible.

I remember feeling this way. But then I sold myself out for some cheap thrills, and now I'm used to the taste.

You should do it too. Become one of us.