The grandparents of @TomFulp's grandsparents' grandparents.

Smosh still has an account on this website, so in terms of who became the most famous Internet celebrity, that would be them. Don't say they don't count, they still have the "Pokémon Theme Music Video" here, and it won an award (Underdog of the week, but still).

this thread was made just to show that I am the best and most powerful user of them all

--superghandi64

this guy is @TomFulp >.o

Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.
Everyone loves Strawberry Clock.
Vote 5 for Osmosis Hones.
Osmosis Hones Osmosis Hones.
You love to watch Osmosis Hones.
It is the greatest flash movie ever made.
Strawberry Clock is the Father.
Everyone loves Strawberry Clock.
His flash movies are far better than anyone else's.
You are insignificant specks of dust compared to Strawberry Clock.
You love Strawberry Clock.
If you were given a choice between knowing the purpose of being and meeting Strawberry Clock, you would choose to meet Strawberry Clock.
If Strawberry Clock were the webmaster of Newgrounds.com, it would only have movies good enough to meet the standards of Strawberry Clock, but that could never happen, because it is impossible to create a flash movie that is good enough to show Strawberry Clock.
You love to watch Strawberry Clock's flash movies.
You do not consider them to be flash movies. You consider them fine pieces of internet cinema.
That is how good Strawberry Clock's flash movies are.
Every time Strawberry Clock submits a flash movie to Newgrounds.com, you feel a sudden jolt of your ecstasy go right through your body.
If you were to shake the hand of Strawberry Clock, you would never wash that hand again, for fear you would be losing a part of Strawberry Clock.
You want to make all your flash movies about Strawberry Clock.
If you are a woman, you want Strawberry Clock to impregnate you.
But that can never occur, because Strawberry Clock is a far greater being than us all.
If Strawberry Clock got in a fight with Superman, Strawberry Clock would win.
You want to give Strawberry Clock your first-born son.
If you were to do this, that child would be raised by the King of the Portal, and become Prince of the Portal.
Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal
Everyone loves Strawberry Clock

At 1/18/15 07:41 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.

CorpseGrinderClock > StrawberryClock

At 1/18/15 11:59 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 1/18/15 07:41 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.

CorpseGrinderClock > StrawberryClock

In terms of mass, yes, I have grown fat eating the hopes and dreams of newgrounders

At 1/19/15 12:06 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:
In terms of mass, yes, I have grown fat eating the hopes and dreams of newgrounders

Do you drink their tears as well?

At 1/19/15 12:22 AM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 1/19/15 12:06 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:
In terms of mass, yes, I have grown fat eating the hopes and dreams of newgrounders

Do you drink their tears as well?

Can't drink teenage boys' tears anymore, court order

I agree with what someone else said that you first must define what you mean. Powerful in what way?

Has most power over the site itself? Tom Fulp
Has the most money? -???-
Has the most political connections? -???-
Has the strongest political connections? -???- (subtle but important distinction from the previous)
Physically can lift the most weight? -???-
Physically can endure the most? -???-
Highest pain tolerance? -???-
Greatest lifespan potential? -???-
Strongest body odor? -???- (maybe it counts as a power?)

I mean what are we working with here?

At 1/19/15 07:37 AM, NeonSpider wrote: I agree with what someone else said that you first must define what you mean. Powerful in what way?

Has most power over the site itself? Tom Fulp
Has the most money? -???-
Has the most political connections? -???-
Has the strongest political connections? -???- (subtle but important distinction from the previous)
Physically can lift the most weight? -???-
Physically can endure the most? -???-
Highest pain tolerance? -???-
Greatest lifespan potential? -???-
Strongest body odor? -???- (maybe it counts as a power?)

I mean what are we working with here?

Can say where the roads go?
Where the days flow?
Can say if your love grows
As your heart chose?

I eat people! SNM!

At 1/19/15 08:08 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: Can say where the roads go?
Where the days flow?
Can say if your love grows
As your heart chose?

Ah! The answer is so clear! I now know what I must do.

I must jam carrots up my nose while staring at clocks.
And I must hear the carrots with my ears as I do this.

Where would we be without this valuable carrot insight?

At 1/18/15 01:03 PM, Deshiel wrote: Anyone with an anime avatar and undisclosed gender.

Then I guess that makes me the most powerful user on NG.