Happy birthday @chazdude
you're 16 now? to bad that isn't legal drinking age but I bet your doing it anyways.
You're going to go to jail now
You are under arrest anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of sinbad
you have the right to remain underage if you can not then sinbad will have sex with you anyways
you have the right to an attorney if you can not afford one then sinbad will be your attorney.
Do you understand these rights as sinbad has forced me to tell you them?
SInbad shall arrive at your house in about two hours and he will cuff you and take you to the blackest place in new york and he will teach you to be a wigger and sell pot . . .don't worry son you unduh age you can't go to priz cuzz you a minor.
SInbad gonna get yo azz now foo